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hey, do you have cheeseslime headcanons? ive seen hc baby cheeseslimes being called curds and either have beady eyes or closed eyes, whats ur opinion on it?

I fuckin LOVE that hc you have no idea. Honestly, I think it's like real babies and young animals; closed eyes when really young, but soon their eyes open to stare at the many wonders and horrors of the world.

I actually have a few ideas around cheeseslimes, related to that idea:

Cheeseslimes are made the way cheese is; because of that, they don't have traditional family dynamics.

Building on that, they don't have assigned gender either - why would they? They're cheese. So cheeseslimes use they/them pronouns (as indicated in PT material) unless otherwise specified (like in the case of the Vigilante) (go trans king).

The Vigilante believes he's a human; this isn't an HC, this was confirmed by McPig (I'll post the screenshot when I can find it). That being said, I like the idea that Vigi can shapeshift into a human of sorts; all cheeseslimes can shapeshift, but Vigi, being strong and special and whatever, can do it fairly accurately unlike his peers.

Cheeseslimes are obviously fragile little things can die pretty easily, but (here's the HC part) if they're able to stay safe long enough, they can easily outlive humans. Like aged cheese, they can last a long time! But alas, fragile bodies and lunatic Italians.

Cheeseslimes can eat cheese. Granted, a lot of them wouldn't, but they can eat it.

Cheeseslimes can be in water! It's just not very comfortable, especially for long periods of time. No one likes getting mushy and gross and damp.

There's my list of cheese HC's. If I think of more, I'll add them, but I'm pretty uncreative most of the time.

Edit: here's those screenshots!