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Please go read my Wattpad
Here’s some more stuff from doodlepens<3
*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS SMILEY FACE STICKERS ON EVERYONE AND RUNS AWAY.*
bold is the author talking so me
Spamton: Okay (weirdly fine with it)
jigsaw: Sigh (after a little bit, he took them off and put them in his little notebook)
slappy: WHAT! (he chases after you) he did not like that lol
Lilcal: Oh….nice (he’s high and he doesn’t know what’s going on)
Duck: dear I’m trying to work (he takes him off so he can focus)
Yellow Guy: HEY! (he’s not mad. He just wants an explanation.)
Red Guy: (confused silence)
annabelle: 😡 (oh no you ruined her make up)
Chucky: why (takes them off almost immediately)
kermit:
Elmo: (autism)
I wanna get high w/ lil' cal tbh
Lilcal: well come on the more the merrier
-🌿
Hi guys! I had a question, out of everyone here, who here would do something extremely petty in front of somebody to spite them? If there is an answer please provide an example tho you don't have to of course, have a good day!!!
everyone: JIGSAW
Slappy: There was this one time where we were meeting with another mafia and one of the members gave him a dirty look and then all hell broke loose
LilCal: yeah he tortured that dude for like two days straight till he died
-everyone
What's your guys opinion on this hawk
Spamton: it’s a good looking Hawk
Jigsaw: hmmm It could be use for a torture method…maybe
Slappy: Whatever it’s just a bird🙄
Lilcal: ……nice bird (high as hell)
Duck: it’s quite unique bird
Yellow Guy: (tries to grab the bird)
Red Guy: (stop the guy from trying to grab the bird)
Annabelle: whatever just make sure it doesn’t mess up my hair
Chuck: it’s a nice bird or whatever
Kermit: I don’t think he liked the bird
Elmo: I guess Elmo didn’t like the bird either
Can we get their reactions on a himbo/bimbo gen!reader plez? Thanks
Spamton: he thinks your so stupid he don’t know how you’re still alive
Jigsaw: he finds you cute
Slappy: he finds you annoying sometimes but the hot ness levels it out
LilCal: doesn’t really care but you too do smoke together
Duck: he finds you annoying because of how many questions you ask while he works
Red Guy: he like that you don’t know anything he thinks it’s cute
Yellow Guy: you are just both confused together
Annabelle: she’s straight but…😏
Chucky: he finds you so annoying but so HOT
Kermit: he just finds you so f***ing annoying
Elmo: your both dumb as hell
Me <3: I’m dumb too :p
How would the gang(or whatever I forgot lol) react if they saw Bazelii? Dumb ask I know lol
Spamton: he’s very confused, but he did try to recruit him into the mafia
Jigsaw: also very confused
Slappy: WTF he then passed out out of confusion
LilCal: existential crisis
Annabelle: Ahhhh WTF she runs away
I’ll do part 2 tomorrow
ok part 2
Chucky: he doesn’t give a fuck
Duck: he finds him very interesting
Red Guy: Bazelii freaks red Guy out
Yellow Guy: Bazelii freaks out yellow guy too
How would the gang(or whatever I forgot lol) react if they saw Bazelii? Dumb ask I know lol
Spamton: he’s very confused, but he did try to recruit him into the mafia
Jigsaw: also very confused
Slappy: WTF he then passed out out of confusion
LilCal: existential crisis
Annabelle: Ahhhh WTF she runs away
I’ll do part 2 tomorrow
what would everyone's reaction if they had to wear some kind of cutesy dress?
Spamton: he’s not really seen all that often so if he wants to wear a cutesy dress he can and no one will know
Jigsaw: surprisingly he doesn’t really care
Slappy: he’s PISSED (you better run)
LilCal: Cal doesn’t really like dresses but he doesn’t really care either
Annabelle: Annabelle doesn’t really like cutesy things, but she will wear it
Chucky: it annoys him because it reminds him that he’s not human anymore and that he’s a doll
Duck: He doesn’t care but it get in the way of he’s work
Yellow Guy: Yellow Guy actually does like dresses she finds them very comfortable so he’ll where it was no problem
Red Guy: even if Red guy wanted to wear a dress he can’t because he has to much hair
Kermit: Kermit hates dresses
Elmo: Elmo doesn’t care
I don’t feel sigma rn, can you do some dating hc’s for them pwease?🥺🥺(totally not by Ilikemytittieswithmilk)
sus but ok
Puppet mafia dating hc’s
Spamton: sadly you don’t get to see him that often, because he’s always working, but when you do he makes it worth the wait 😏
if you do get to spend some with Spamton is either he will take you shopping as an apology or he’ll cuddle you for like two hours and won’t let you go.
Jigsaw: Jigsaw really enjoys talking about his day with you well jigsaw just loves talking with you in general, Jigsaw loves having his hands on you (like on your waist or thigh) or holding hands
Slappy: Slappy spends a lot of time with you, He takes you to the spa and to get your hair and nails done, He loves to pamper you.
LilCal: it’s a pretty chill relationship y’all mostly just smoke together, but when you too aren’t smoking you’ll play video games, Lilcal is surprisingly competitive.
Annabelle & Chucky (dame two for one I’m jealous) you three cuddle all the time after work , they love laying on your chest to listening to your heart beat, They hate being short but they love when you pick them up.
Duck: Duck is so busy but surprisingly he spends the rest of his time with you, Duck loves giving you little gifts
Red Guy: Red Guy spends a lot of time with you that’s because he’s used as the last resort, red guy loves laying on you like a blanket, Red Guy will just sit you on his lap, Red Guy loves your touch
Yellow Guy: sadly you don’t get to see him until the end of the day, so you two usually just cuddle and sleep together (not in that way) but when he has the day off it’s mostly the same other then you get to actually do stuff with him
Sorry for the long wait I just literally couldn’t think of anything
headcanons of how each of the puppets would do while having a breakdown?
oh good question
Why the puppet mafia has breakdowns and how they calm down Spamton: Spamton doesn’t have breakdowns all that often but one time after a peace treaty went really bad and Spamton almost fell in a vat of acid (in my hc spamton and fell in a of acid and that’s why he looks so different from the other Addison) after everybody got back, Spanton locked himself in his room and did breathing exercises until he calmed down
Jigsaw: Jigsaw sometimes feels like if he doesn’t get all of his work done then he’s useless and when he feels like this he’ll take a cold shower to calm down and think about his feelings
Slappy: sometimes slappy powers get out of control and it caused him to panic and have a panic attack so he’ll usually lock himself in his room and lay down on the floor and stare at the ceiling till he calms down
LilCal: sometimes Lilcal will accidentally do too many drugs, causing him to have a panic attack and when this happens, he’ll usually go to duck because he knows what to do in this situation
Annabelle & Chucky Sometimes these two get overwhelmed because of how short they are they feel like they aren’t worth anything but they have each other and they usually calm each other down
Duck: (in my hc duck is a doctor but also does like science stuff like testing blood samples stuff like that) he sometimes get overwhelmed by all the work he has to do, but he can usually calm down by just drinking water and takeing a break
Red Guy: Red Guy has trained to keep his emotions under control, so it’s a really rare to see him Have a breakdown. But on the very rare occasion that he does, he goes out to find people that the mafia has deemed as traitors (lol they ain’t making it out alive)
Yellow Guy: sometimes Yellow Guys emotions get too much for him and he doesn’t know how to deal with it, but he knows if he locks his self in his room and sits there for a while and he’ll eventually calm down
I am so sorry this took so long. I was writing it and then it completely deleted. please forgive me for the long wait.
Aside from Annabelle and Chucky, how would the puppet mafia take to a doll, like the hyper-realistic bjd dolls?
They all think they’re really freaky And really uncanny valley
Sorry for this being so short
THIS is for the hole family. How would they react doing their own piercings, asking for help or just completely bail
(this just popped up in my head 🤷)
Good question!
Spamton: Spamton when he was just starting the mafia he gave himself a tongue piercing all by himself
Jigsaw: when he was younger he got a piercing on his….🍆(please forgive me) and he did get it done professionally
Slappy: he tried to pierce his own ears leading to an infection and the holes closed
LilCal: he was never interested in getting a piercing but one time he did try and pierces his ears but he bailed out
Annabelle & Chucky: they both have there ears pierced they did each other’s ears Chucky almost bailed out
Duck: sadly duck can’t get piercings he was also never interested
Red Guy: Red Guy didn’t think that piercings would look good on him so he never got them
Yellow Guy: Yellow Guy wasn’t really interested in piercings
how would you guys react to being picked up in a bridal pose?
Spamton: got surprised and he told you to put him down
(you picked him out of his chair)
Jigsaw: was confused at first, but agreed he really liked being carried
(you asked him if you can carry him to his office)
Slappy: was scared and then he calmed down, but he didn’t get out of your arms
(he got scared and jumped into your arms)
Lilcal: was a little confused at first, but agreed and he enjoyed being held
(you asked to hold him while he smokes weed)
Annabelle & Chucky they were really happy that you agreed to carry them
(actually they asked to be carried)
Duck: he didn’t know you picked him up. He just woke up in his bedroom.
(you found him sleeping in his operating room)
Yellow guy: he agreed he really likes being held
(you asked if you could pick him up)
Red guy: he watched you struggle and then he picked you up
(you tried you sure did)
if you REALLY call yourself a family, then what family roles would everyone have?
Spamton is the don
Jigsaw is the underboss
Slappy is the consigliere
LilCal is the Capo
Annabelle & Chucky are the associates
Red guy, Duck, & Yellow guy are the Soldiers
hope this answer your question
who's the one that faints at the sight of blood?
Annabelle and Lilcal
:3 hope that answered your question
whats happens if you puppets got drunk?
Spamton: he can’t get drunk sadly
Jigsaw: he'll usually just go to bed and wake up with a horrible hangover
Slappy: he drinks a ton of water and then he goes to bed and wakes up with, not so bad of a hangover
Lilcal: he usually pass out on the way to his room and wake up with a horrible hangover and it’s even worse because he fell on his face
Annabelle & Chucky: they usually stop each other from getting too drunk so when they get home, they go to bed and they’re hangovers won’t be that bad
Duck: he knows his limit he also knows remedies to make the hangover almost disappear so when he wakes up the next morning, he’s basically has no symptoms of a hangover
Red guy: he doesn’t really like the taste of alcohol so he doesn’t get a hangover
yellow guy: gets blackout drunk and passes out on the couch
sorry this took so long :(
how do the puppets each show off their anger?
like normal people lol
but I’m gonna do like a little actions that they do when they get angry
Spamton when spamton starts getting pissed, he kind of goes quiet and you can hear gears clicking around his jaw
Jigsaw When jigsaw gets angry/anxious he’ll tap his foot and his pen
Slappy he usually tap his fingers on a table and his I will twitch slightly
Lilcal you can hear his breathing getting heavier
Annabelle & Chucky you’re usually see which ever one who is an angry, putting their hand on the other one
Duck you can hear his talons tapping against the floor and you can hear him mumbling something under his breath
Red Guy you can see him ball his fists and squint his eyes at you
Yellow guy he’ll get really fidgety
If you all, Puppet Mafia, have to steal a bank, how are you going to prepare for your plan?
Spamton, Jigsaw, and slappy will decide which bank they’ll steal from.
Lilcal, Annabelle, and Chucky make sure they know the way to the master safe and that they have all the equipment that they need
Duck makes sure he’s ready in case anybody gets hurt
Red guy & Yellow guy get all the guns and other weapons they might need they also prepare to take out anyone who gets in there way