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I love you so fucking much @throughthejunobushjunobush

Yo Gabba Gabi sucks. Suresh sucks. Alfie sucks. Arlo sucks. Kat sucks. Eddie sucks. Finn sucks. Dana SUUUUUUUCKS. Honestly I never thought there would be a villa "bestie" so awful that they'd make me miss ERIKAH. Yet here I am, longing for that fickle, jealous, me-me-me emotional toddler to call me a cow before ruining my relationship and then somehow being surprised that I'm not her friend anymore.

Dana has 10 different personalities and not one of them is an actual friend to MC, no matter what BS she spouts.

Say what you will about Erikah's beliefs regarding MC, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Girls Just Wanna Be Cunts 💃

✨An Ex in the Villa rant✨

I can’t effectively express my disappointment in the women this season. But I’ll try to anyway. Spoilers for today’s episodes ahead.

Before Casa, Dana could not STOP herself from interrupting MC when she was having any remotely intriguing conversation with someone so she could have a “friend chat”. But now MC has been cheated on AGAIN, denied the opportunity to resolve it, and to top it all off, the woman her ex she was ready to propose to shows up and treats MC like she is somehow to blame??? MC could actually use a friend right about now! But Dana is off giggling and flirting and ignores MC completely.

I was very ready to team up with Gabi and commiserate over how we’d both been wronged, but somehow she’s mad at MC?

You brought up it up, girl! Sorry that you suck.

I’m a reasonable person, though. So I try to reach out like the gracious goddess that I am. And this is what I get.

And then there’s Arlo. She wouldn’t want to fade into the bitchy background, so she rises to the occasion as usual.

Thus concludes another week of disrespecting MC interrupted only by brief unimpressive, generic chat up lines by lackluster LIs. Once again supporting my hypothesis that FB is attempting to troll and punish us. Somebody write a rage fanfic rewrite, stat!!