Loki Critiquing Movie Magic - Tumblr Posts

Loki watching Howl's Moving Castle

How do you guys think that would go? Personally I think he'd talk through the movie getting exasperated with Howl's dramatics and critiquing the magic.

“I mean honestly, what kind of mage layers beauty enchantments directly onto the stone walls of the bath? She scrubbed them into a garbled mess so easily!”

“Did you see the way he reacted? There was no need for such dramatics. If it is so important to maintain a specific look then do not cast your enchantments in such a way that a common woman can scrub them away with a brush.”

“You know, that door isn’t half bad. Perhaps this mage isn’t completely hopeless after all.”

“The transportation enchantment alone would… But perhaps I could utilize Yggdrasil’s branches somehow. That would be- That could work actually. I would just need to… Hm.”