Lord Vile - Tumblr Posts

So. Hot take on Skulduggery Pleasant here.

My friend's reading the series and they started running this idea by me about how Lord Vile is a magic sugar baby while the Faceless Ones are the magic sugar daddies.

And then when Lord Vile disappears and Skulduggery's back, he acts as a father figure for Valkyrie - mind you, when I say father figure, I don't mean him being a "daddy".

SO! Now my friend's on book 6, Death Bringer, and the summary said "Lord Vile is on the loose" AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY FRIEND SAID?

Friend: The slut is loose.

Friend: WAIT A MINUTE -

Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Friend: But this book is just Skul's father instincts versus daddy instincts

Me:

Me: I'm gonna make that meme, hold up

And this is how this was born: