Luckily There Are Hundreds Of These Quotes Otherwise They'd Be Getting Hard By Now Lmao - Tumblr Posts

✏️ - if you're still accepting, I yeet Em at you for these ridiculously amazing quotes

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Black Mask: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Em, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Black Mask: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Em: Who hurt you? Black Mask: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Em: ...Yes, actually.

*Black Mask is speaking on the phone* Black Mask: Yeah, I'm with Em. Em: Im fucking dying- Black Mask: Yep, they're okay. Em: I have a knife in my chest! Black Mask: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Em: IM BLEEDING OUT-

Em: Do you think I’m ugly? Black Mask: It’s not about looks, Em. What’s valuable is on the inside... Em: Black Mask... Black Mask: For example, someone's heart. Em: Aw... Stop it- Black Mask: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know. Em: Seriously, stop.

Black Mask, at Em's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Black Mask, leaning over Em′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Em: Yeah, no shit.

Em: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Black Mask: Why not? Em: Because I don't know what they mean.