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ego | jjk | harry potter au
⇥ pairing: gryffindor jeongukk x hufflepuff reader
⇥ genre: harry potter AU, smut, fluff, angst
⇥ summary: in which jeongguk is a cocky lil shit and the reader has to take him down a few pegs
⇥ warnings: 18+, dirty talk, light smut, cursing
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The wind whirled around me as I careened towards the glistening goal posts, imagining the opposing team’s Keeper darting back and forth in hopes of blocking the Quaffle that was currently tucked under my arm. I feigned left and the imaginary keeper followed suit. I threw right – Quaffle sailing through the rightmost gold hoop.
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stay in your lane | jjk
⇥ pairing: jungkook x reader ⇥ genre: e2l / college au / smut / fluff / crack ⇥ summary: in which the reader is the captain of the women’s swim team and jungkook is the “golden freshman” of the men’s swim team… OR in which jungkook is overtly whipped for the reader and acts out in any way possible to gain her love and attention - no matter the consequence. ⇥ word count: 5.8k ⇥ warnings: 18+, cursing, Vine references, dirty talk, sub!jk, dom!reader, jungkook being the biggest brat, swimming lingo, college athlete party, drinking, body shots, noona kink™, smut (edging/orgasm denial, face sitting, oral [m + f receiving], unprotected sex [wrap it, plz], spitting, cum eating [i am sorry skksks])
In all your twenty-two years of living, you never encountered anyone as openly cocky as Jeon Jungkook. You stared in disbelief as the boy posed and preened from his lane of the pool, throwing his fist in the air and flexing his muscles.
“He is such a hoe for attention,” Your teammate Lina said, shaking her head next to you and reluctantly clapping along with the crowd gathered for the Regional Swimming and Diving Championships.
You nodded in agreement, plastering a fake smile on your face as you forced your hands to clap. As the captain of your college’s women’s swim team, you had to keep up appearances after all. You cheered for everyone - regardless of how infuriating they might be.
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petal to the metal ✿ jjk
✿ pairing: jewelry-maker jungkook x florist reader
✿ genre: idiots to lovers, fluff, slight bits of crack and angst
✿ summary: every sunday, the farmers’ market took place in the center of town. vendors from near and far traveled to sell their crafts, their produce, their teas. as the local florist, you figured that running a booth each weekend would boost your business and bring in new clients. at least, those were your reasons in the beginning. but, now? now, you returned just for the handsome jewelry-maker whose booth was next to yours.
✿ word count: 7k
✿ warnings: pg15, slight innuendo, mention of alcohol, noona!reader, mutual pining, memes, vmin as teen prom dates, chaotic 2seok + joon as jk’s bandmates, scheming yoongi as reader’s assistant, sweetheart jungkook tries his best but doesn’t succeed, one (1) make out scene uwu
✿ beta’d by: the gracious phia @meowxyoong
✿ banner by: the talented queen of banner-making maggie @kimtaehyunq
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Lord, I don’t know what we did to get this mention but that is a long list of awesomeness! I know that we, as a group, have followed your shenanigans for some time and we cannot wait to see what more you have in store for the future! You are one awesome human being who deserves all the love and UwUs that can be thrown into a giant vat of loveliness!
Thank you for allowing us to be brought into your world; into your fold. We can all be a mess together (especially me, because Jungkook be tryin’ to snatch a girl by her roots, fam). Stay wonderful!
reese’s EXTRAvaganza...
disclaimers: {yes, this is basically a follow forever at the request of heath} {no, i did not do that trend justice} {i have 2 friends} {enjoy this smorgasbord of chaos}
as you all know, i started this humble blog as a blissful joon bias. life was good. i loved bonsai trees, art museums, and one (1) god of destruction. flash-forwards a few months, kook burst onto the scene with his fluffy hair and his black clothing and his fricking wide eyes. TOO MANY TIMES DID I LIE AWAKE AND THINK “why am i being subject to such wrecking?” “what am i even doing?” “what is the meaning of life?” IT NEEDED TO END.
one day, i stopped lying to myself and decided to come clean by double biasing joon and kook. BUT NO. JUNGKOOK WAS STILL NOT SATISFIED. THAT BRAT WANTED ME ALL TO HIMSELF (but who wouldn’t? sksksk okay, probably everyone). after reading the entirety of the sub!jk genre and writing my own fics, i came to the grim and shameful realization that i was indeed whipped for the maknae. (this just in: today’s video of jungkook sitting on his bed singing with his tattoos out? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? the FINAL STRAW.)
hi. my name is reese, formerly known as lustjoon. and i’m a jungkook bias.
my url is @luxekook.
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I really loved how you spun the story with all the flashbacks! They made me so emotional though that I almost didn’t want her to forgive him because the “we haven’t even done anything yet” really broke my heart. Loved all the friends, especially Yoongi’s misery with his friends :D
when fire meets frost | kth
as part of the christmas with bangtan: secret santa collab
❅ pairing: kim taehyung x reader
❅ genre: second chance romance, exes to lovers, angst, smut, fluff
❅ summary: just like a bad holiday song, you gave taehyung your heart last christmas. only in this scenario, he broke it eight months later. now you’re both back at that same damn holiday party where you first met one year ago and you’re just praying for you and your heart to leave in one piece.
❅ word count: 5.8k
❅ warnings: 18+, cursing, suggestive comments, drinking, DIY mistletoe, light violence, random ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’ references, drunk tae ™, break-up flashbacks, weird humor, hella tension, hella groveling, making out, smut [oral (m to f)], the fluffiest of fluff (borderline cheese…actually…full-on cheese)
❅ banner by: the almighty and powerful maggie @kimtaehyunq - who also is the collab host!
Present Day: The Christmas Party, 8:00PM
Taehyung is staring at you. Again. Though you’re facing slightly away from him, you know that if you give even the slightest glance over, your suspicions will all but be confirmed. The heated gaze you feel skimming over your body continues as you take a much needed sip of your mulled wine and pray that you get out of his line of vision soon with your dignity still intact.
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This was absolutely hilarious! “Trivia daddy”, “we’ve been summoned”, “solid B- for effort”, “top 10 anime betrayals”, all the nerdy facts and the amazingly funny characters!!! The team names! The “I love my friends” I hate my friends”! “And how do we feel about that”! I could go on, this was such a joyeous read!!!
trivia love | knj
⇥ pairing: kim namjoon x reader
⇥ genre: non-idol au with fluff and smut
⇥ summary: in which the reader and namjoon become ridiculously attracted to each other over weekly late night trivia sessions
⇥ word count: 5.4k
⇥ warnings: 18+, cursing, dirty talk, terrible trivia team names, namjoon being devastating, low-key exhibitionism, smut in a bar bathroom, oral (f receiving), sub!joon, switch!reader, everyone being nerdy af
Weekly trivia used to be so fun. Your team - The Multiple Scoregasms - used to demolish the competition with ease. You used to be able to think so clearly and answer so correctly. You used to revel in the free drinks earned with your $20 bar credit winnings.
Keywords: used to
For the last two Thursdays, not only had your team lost miserably, you seemed to have lost all recollection past your own name.
The reason? Team Text Us, We’re Single.
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“We must contact the historians”, “The nerve! The gall“, “You’re staring into your bland salad like it holds the key to the universe”, Nia’s manical grin, Yoongi’s confession why he hasn’t talked to her, your very inclusive way of wording “like god’s gift to anyone attracted to men” - absolutely loved it <3
intimidation | myg
⇥ pairing: yoongi x reader
⇥ genre: fluff, a lil touch of smut, college AU
⇥ summary: in which you think Yoongi is intimidating bc of his dark clothing and his quiet ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude… but then someone makes him laugh and you watch as his face lights up in the cutest gummy smile complete with shining eyes and blushing cheeks and BOOM you’re whipped for that boy
⇥ word count: 2.3k
⇥ warnings: dirty talk, light smut, cursing
⇥ sequel: intensity
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This was one of the cutest and funniest things I ever had the pleasure to read. “He nicknamed you after a fucking marine invertebrate?!”, Officiant Jin (TM) being appropriately dramatic, Carl <3 and the other 17 creatures Joon secretly keeps in his office, this was so much fun!!!
in too deep ☼ knj
☼ dedication: this fic is a bday present for the loml tay aka tay bay bay aka @interludemoonchild!!!! luv u long time <33 (sorry this isn’t about hobi skksksks)
☼ pairing: marine biologist namjoon x assistant reader
☼ genre: idiots to lovers, fluff, angst, crack
☼ summary: you had always grown up being told tales of terrible jobs with tyrannical bosses. but now, you’re left to wonder why you hadn’t heard more tragic stories of all-too-wonderful jobs with all-too-beautiful bosses… did falling for your boss only lead to heartbreak and a two weeks’ notice? or could it yield the possibility of romance?
☼ word count: 3.1k
☼ warnings: pg15, cursing, chaotic energy, pining, miscommunication, mentions of quitting, lots of sea nerd stuff, namjoon is smart af but an idiot in love, the reader isn’t any better, crabby bois, arguments, completely cheesy fluff, short make out sesh, mention of sex
☼ banner creator: heathy bby @shadowsremedy
☼ beta reader: the amazing and astoundingly talented phia @meowxyoong
“Kim Namjoon!” You cry, swatting the blue-clawed crab away from your feet with a broom, “What did I tell you about bringing your goddamn crustaceans into the office?”
The man in question hustles out of his office looking disheveled, “You’ve seen Carl?” He sinks right down to his hands and knees to peer under your desk. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you, little buddy!”
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I freaking loved this and it made me laugh so much! The shop owner and her sly match making. The tip jar and the many many post it’s!!!! Jungkook being an adorable blabber mouth. Why do I want to design romance novels now? The Jackson cameo (He is a snack!). The daylight savings “oh wait it’s 2020 and I can do what the fuck I want”! And the crowded bar made me miss, well, crowded places. And sweet sweet pouty Yoongi all tatted up with his endless flower knowledge. Also highly appreciated you adding the flower meaning!!! But the reader and the interactions were hilarious!!! So much mutual pining (which is one of the best tropes as we all know!!!)!!!
This is such a lovely piece <3 Thank you for writing and sharing!!!
okay, bloomer ❃ myg
❃ pairing: floral assistant/rapper!yoongi x reader
❃ genre: strangers to lovers, fluff, slight crack, light angst and smut
❃ summary: spin-off sequel to ‘petal to the metal’; in which the reader visits a flower shop on her way home from work to treat herself to a flower and then keeps returning just to interact with the shop’s cute tsundere floral assistant. the last thing she expects is to see him ~spitting hot fire~ and looking hot as sin at her friend’s music event. how is she supposed to get flowers in peace now?
❃ word count: 10.2k
❃ warnings: 18+, cursing, violent imagery, mansplaining, tattooed and pierced yoongi, jealousy, mention of drinking, lots of sass, yoongi is soft as hell, rapping, jungkook being an idiot, smut [biting, blindfolding, bondage, sensory play, oral (f + m receiving), unprotected sex (WRAP IT), slight dom/sub themes, yoongi and reader are swiches, dirty talk, workplace sex]
❃ beta’d by: the amazing and gorgeous phia @meowxyoong
❃ banner by: the iconic and beautiful danica @dee-ehn
❃ commissioned by: my angel bby sweetheart jess @floralsuga UWU ILY AND I HOPE U LOVE THIS YOONGI AS MUCH AS I DO!!!!
The first time you enter the flower shop, it’s on a whim after a particularly bad day at work. You stomp down the street towards your apartment stewing over how Darryl can go screw himself as far as you are concerned. You almost flipped your desk today after the fifth time he tried to explain your own job to you.
It’s like you haven’t been working at the graphic design firm for over three years and know all there is to know about typography and how it reads on book covers. You knew the moment your boss paired you with Darryl for this assignment, you were going to be in for a bumpy ride. You just didn’t expect the bumps to be of Mount Everest proportions.
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