Madame President - Tumblr Posts
a bunch of retro ladies
“And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont Diaz was a mouth full”
“He is”
HENRY FOX-MOUNTCHRISTEN-WINDSOR YOU CHEEKY SOD
After the duel of 1945
Gellert: *wearing handcuffs, winks sassily at Albus, blows him a kiss*
Madam President: Why the fuck did he do that?
Albus *playing dumb* : I have no idea, he's crazy.
Gellert: He's lying we are MARRIED.
Albus *nervous laughter*: That's not true it was just a blood pact.
Madam President: A BLOOD PACT?
Albus: We were teenagers!
Queenie *sighs* : Oh to be young and in love with the darkest wizard the world has seen.
Albus: Guards, take them away.
Gellert: I'm with child!
Madame President:ಠ_ಠ
Albus: He's not.
Gellert: It's Albus', and it's a little girl.
Queenie : Aww can you imagine Albus braiding her hair and teaching her transfiguration.
Madame President: AWW
Albus, pinching the bridge of his nose regretting every single life decision: Madame President NO