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She would be the one gutting the fish and then he putting in a fine plate, saying she was the one plating and he the one gutting the fishes!

Like yes I love weird Penelope ans love-sick Odysseus, it paints a different funnier picture of the two, >:D

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Odysseus: i love Penelope to the moon and back Odysseus: she's the preetiest, more refined, perfect person in this World, where's my love I'm dieing to ask out? *Penelope under the water hearing everything, trying to go to the surface as the naiad that she is* What she looks like:

What Odysseus sees:

Water wife™️ has me in chocked, I'm in love with this headcanon and is so so cute, and AHHHHHHHH.

Sorry I get carried away....

Dude, that's literally how it is 😂

Odysseus is watching her gut a fish and thinking "Gods, I wish that were me...🥴" and everybody is kind of staring at him like he's insane.

She'll be munching on a raw fish, bones and all, some scales and blood across her cheeks and face and he's sitting there like this 🥰

He loves his weird and goofy Water Wife 😌