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this is one of those fics that i can’t read in public no matter how often i’ve read it cos i laugh so hard each time i start crying and can’t stop. 

My Big Fat Wolf Wedding

by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt

Chapters: 1/1 | Words: 12 509 | Teen and Up

Summary:

“MARRIED?”

“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

“You can’t?”

“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

Relationship:

James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Vampires, Werewolves, Fluff and Humor, Accidental Marriage, sir that's my emotional support werewolf, lumberjack Addams family, mistaken identity: supernatural species roulette