Martin Mathias - Tumblr Posts
I have only ever said I love you to two men in my life
Billy lenz
And a guy in a dark room who I mistook as billy lenz
Martin Mathias (Martin 1977)
He's just so pretty
He sit❤️
Martin Mathias (Martin 1977)
Martin Mathias (Martin 1977)
“My child is fine”
Your child is in love with people who want to burn down the world, eat people, kill people and just straight up fictional characters
I’m talking about me
Actually stupid how much I love this man
Sure I'd fuck most slashers, but it takes a special little gremlin to make me think about a domestic life with them
When I was younger I hated Christmas movies and Vampires in general.
That's still the case, but I've made some exceptions for my darling fluffy-haired 70's men
If slashers were animals
Part 1
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Michael Myers🎃
Absolutely an owl, no further explanation necessary
Freddy Krueger💭
My aunt used to have Chihuahuas, and Freddy just has the same energy as those goblins...
Martin Mathias💉
Either a white rat or a cat
Billy Lenz☎️
Possum. Because.
Jason Vorhees 🏕️
Friend shaped
Fellas, is it gay to daydream about fictional men 99% of the day?
I just want to hold my special little boy, but I cannot because he is fictional
i may be a slasher and monster fucker, but most importantly i am a slasher and monster cuddler. i want to coddle them so much they turn into a puddle of goo and putty in my hands, i want to shower them in so much affection and so many compliments they forgot how to function and form coherent sentences. i would be so supportive they forget everything
"He's so precious and innocent and did nothing wrong maybe he did do a "few" oopsies but that's okay he's my babygurl"🥰💜
-the most scruggly squrunkly horrifying man you have ever seen in your entire life ✋😭
Babygirl ranking for slashers
🔪🖤🔪🖤🔪🖤✨🔪🖤🔪🖤🔪🖤
Extremely babygirl
Bo Sinclair
Norman Bates
Drayton Sawyer
Leslie Vernon
Lester Sinclair
Billy Loomis
Chop Top Sawyer
Mostly babygirl
Bubba Sawyer
Danny Johnson
Patrick Bateman
Billy Lenz
Stu Macher
Brahms Heelshire
Erik Destler
Martin Mathias
Jason Vorhees
Not babygirl
Michael Myers
Vincent Sinclair
Nubbins Sawyer
Freddy Krueger
Rewatching Martin (1977) because I've been thinking about him lately.
Thinking about how soft he is. His hair, his lips, his skin, his voice, his hands. All of him is so soft, even those dark eyes that he usually keeps so cold and guarded.
Anyway, I wanna passionately make out with this man
<3
Doing an interpretive dance while I wait for my pot boil because I have so many emotions about my blorbos
Martin's moans have got to sound so pretty with that soft voice of his.
I want to suck that man dry until he is a quivering and whining mess
Him: literal fictional psychotic murderer
Songs that remind me of my favorite slashers
Billy Lenz☎️
Never wanted to dance by Mindless Self Indulgence
Bill Waterson by Lemon Demon
Somebody's watching me by Rockwell
Gabriel May🏆
I'd rather drown by Set it Off
Mama by MCR
Vincent Sinclair🗡️
I Caught Fire by the Used (yeah, this one is kinda on the nose┐(￣ヘ￣)┌)
Ritual by Ghost
Martin Mathias💉
It's only sex by Car Seat Headrest
I'm 100% sure people have made the comparison already but Martin and Carrie share the same vibes, even their actors have the "same appearance" vibe.
John Amplas and Sissy Spacek are pretty but not the "Hollywood beauty" kind of pretty. They're lanky and despite being almost in their 30's (and playing teenage/young adult characters) they have this youthful look to them.
Also, their character checklist:
Religious trauma/imagery
Absent/abusive family members
Ostracized by their peers/people around them
Inner bloodlust that explodes in one way or another
Blood imagery around them
Quiet, anxious and creepy
Afraid of intimacy
Supernatural elements
Their names as the movie title
Have killed
Sheepish and soft-spoken but can stand up for themselves if needed
