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I would give him a smooch on his phone lips.

you will look at him again

if i survived a plane crash with phone matt, i would eat him before the food rations ran out. actually, scratch that, i would devour him BEFORE the plan even crashed, just to get rid of him. hell, im sure the aforementioned crash itself would occur PRECISELY because of the commotion generated from me scarfing down another passenger on the plane in front of everyone else.

even if i froze to death on a mountaintop, it would absolutely trump having to sit next to this absolute PSYCHO on that plane for even a moment longer than it would take to fetch whether sauce i'd douse this loser in to make him more palatable. though if i could get my hands on one, i'd absolutely fire a flare gun at phone matt instead, plane be damned. good lord, look at the jagged pixels left behind on the image! even the BACKGROUND couldn't get away from him fast enough

everyone loves him!

DSaFtober Day 9: Matt