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Boom, chart they just have one of these bad boys on hand and hope for the best
Noelle: What do you mean your deating my mothers killers???
Lolo: See when you put it like that-
Gaja: This is my wife, Lolopechka, and this is her wife, Vanica, as her wife is there, Megicula.
Yami:... I am sorry, what?
Gaja: Well you see, I am bi for Lolopechka as she gay for them while straight for me, as Vanica and Megicula are married over there and is married to Lolopechka who in return, also are married to me as well.
Vanica: Yeah, it is not that confusing.
Yami:... Okay then.
Yami trying to understand the poly bullshit that is going on in Heart:

MY MANS ISNT MADE FOR THIS
Ok so we fucking have Gajah who is married to Lolopechka and dating Smurki and Floga
Lolopechka who is married to not just Gajah but also Vanica, she vibes with Megicula about runes and magic stuff (maybe flirting?? Idk)
Vanica is lightly flirting with Gajah but it is nothing serious and she also has a marriage contract with Megicual and is legally married to Lolopechka
And in the corner, we have Undine who stopped trying long ago and is drinking away her sorrow of her kid's love life