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Gajah: Woman, do you want me to jump, across this table??
Megicula: You feeling froggy lighting boy? Leap.
Gajah staning up: Ok motherfucker here I come-
Gajah and Megicula are throwing down and the only person that bothered by it is Vanica for the simple reason of "BOY I SPENT 2 HOURS ON THIS DAMN MEAT AND POTATOES SIT DOWN"
The rest of the Spirt Garudions, Lolo, and Undine are like: This is fine. (Sarado is one step away from killing everyone in the room)
Gajah: Woman, do you want me to jump, across this table??
Megicula: You feeling froggy lighting boy? Leap.
Gajah staning up: Ok motherfucker here I come-
Undine: Ok. Everyone new rule, from now on we will NOT be referring to traumatic events as and I quote:
Undine: Patrof, having your father physically and mentally abuse you and your mother from a very young age as a skill issuse on his part
Patrof:..... fuck-
Undine: Gajah, having your mother dying of illness and leaving you an orphan as mager L
Gajah:...
Undine: Sarado, Smurki and Floga your good
Sarado: Nice
Smukri: Thank god-
Floga: Sweet
Undine: Now, LOLOPECHKA RUNNING OUT OF A WINDOW WON'T SAVE YOU GET OVER HERE-
Lolo halfway out of the window: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Never in my life did I imagine that id need a smiley gajah and a grumpy ass Lolopechka but yet here we are. It is a belief of mine that Gajah deserves should wear florals and chill
Yes this is a Hades and Persephone thing and you can tell who is who
crazy for the Lolopechka and Gajah as Hades Persephone,
We got fucking Lolo who is always busy with work and Gajah who tries to help as much as he can and is generally a sweet boy. Do the other gods know Gajah is down there? NO LOL so it's a bit of a mess but Lolo can't be made to care. It's the other problem
As far as she is concerned, Gajah wanted out of Olympus and she helped him (not considering the fact that she likes him)
I FOUND A CROP TOP TO PUT THE SPIRIT GUARDIANS AND LOLOPECHKA IN >:33333
Im unstoppable Gajah is already halfway done
Good news, All the Spirt guardians have been cropped and topped Lolopechka too,
You will be seeing them tomorrow :3
The time has come
Sluts everyone, the amout of fun i had with this OH you have no idea
Boys I've been dragged to LoloGajah Hell all day, those two fucks have invaded every part and inch of my brain. Send help
The object of my madness? Paladin WL! Au (bc i think abt it SO MUCH SEND HELP) more specifically Lolo and Gajah. Even more specifically how dysfuntional they are
So now after lisening to firstburn from Hamilton too many times "You can stand over thier if you want, I don't know who you are I have so much to learn. Im rereading your letters and watching them burn" is becomeing a LoloGajah thing
Gajah looking at Lolopechka:
Lolopechka: No Gajah. Im not going to call you a "Good boy". That missone went to shit
Gajah: :(
Live Gajah reaction
"Your Majesty,,, :(("
"... No. "
" : ("
Also
Asta: Gajah? Why dose Lolopechka call you babygirl?
Gajah sweating: Lets stop talking for a bit.
Gajah looking at Lolopechka:
Lolopechka: No Gajah. Im not going to call you a "Good boy". That missone went to shit
Gajah: :(
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6UgnplP4f9/?igsh=MXFtOGY1azB1bzZraA==
This but with the World Leaders
EJNWKDNEKF EGKETW
YEAH,,,,,,,
They do this when Lolo and Gajah are being insufferable with flurting, kisses and what no
Yuno: YOUR CHATING ON ME???
Asta: ON US???
Mars: I- I thoght we had something special... * fake crys*
Ichika: You dishonurble hoe. Look at what youve done.
Gajah trying not to laught:
Lolo: I'm so gonna end all of you.
Sarado: Behold!!! The town Cluzy shut-in has left her room!!!
Lolopechka: Bring me the Hatsune miku music-loving poor boy.
Gajah being draged by the Spirt Guardions: NO YALL LET ME GO!!! I DONT WANNA-
Patrof with Gajah screaming in the backgrond: Im sorry, the shut-in girl demands it...
Lolo with Gajah's head on her lap: If your good we can go get some crimson oranges later : D
Gajah: Mhm..
Lolo walking in: Hey, Gajah, Do you know how to say 'a corn' in Cantonese?
Gajah: uh, Suk mai?
Lolo: SUK MAI NUTS-
Lolo runing out: EHEHEHEHEHE
Gajah:
Gajah taking off his wedding ring: Well. Lolopechka isnt my wife anymore-
Gaja: You went a wedding?
Lolo: Yep. I got drunk and got into one of them with Vanica in one of those fake weddings in the Clover Kingdom.
Undine and The Spirit Guardians: *look at each other*
Gaja: You do know those are real, right?
Lolo: *laughs* No they are not.
Smurik: No.
Sarada: He's right.
Floga: They are real.
Lolo:... oh
Gajah: So. You mean to tell me. You got drunk and when out and got married to a fucking murderder?
Lolo: Well... In my defence-
Patrof: I dont really think you have a defence in this...
Undine nodding:
Lolo: I didnt kn-
Floga: Your alias is litirally the all knowing maden.
Sarado: And you have a library in you mind
Lolo:
Lolo: I WAS DRUNK-
Smurki: Not helping yourself
Lolo: Shit. Well, now what? Is Vanica like, Gajah's wife too?
Gajah: pls no-
Smurki: Well theoretically not, Lolo married her not you
Patrof: And polygamy isnt illigal So!
Undine: Your good? Unless Gajah's pushing that devorce...
K, on demand of the ppl I come to give you Randome ass Spirt Guardian Headcanons
-Sarado is scared of crabs
-Lolopechka's full name is "Lolopechka Alexandria Heart" and she thinks its stupid
-Smurki has Lesbian grandma's who helped raise him bc his dad is the local village doctor and was constantly busy
-Patrof had an abusive father who would beat him and his mom, so after he was arrested (thank you Electra) he was taken in to work for Sarado's perents
-Sarado's foks have one of the bigest parts of land in Heart and are farmers
-Floga's dad is a poet who writes screenplays and books and he is divorced to Floga's mom
-Smurki's mom died giving birth to him, rip Queen you would have loved Finral
-Undine treats the Spirt Guardions like her own family and mothers them at times
-Lolopechka, the fucking raccoon, steals the Spirt Guardians' clothes every now and again and the SG are aware of this and let her keep them
-Lolopechka has a piercing on her tongue that she got after losing a bet to Luck
-The Spirt Guardians can somewhat understand devil growls (devils can commune via growling and elves via chirping) bc Lolo growls to voice a lot of her displeaser most of the time
-After being turned into a devil, thier are still after affects on Lolopechka's body and soul (horns, tail, fangs, being able to gowl ect) bc of this she can go back and forth from her devil from and human form but its very stressful and bad for her health if she dose it too much
-Sarado and Lolopechka -> Rich girls
Floga and Smurki -> Well off
Gajah and Patrof -> IM JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME-
-In the winter everyone clings on to Floga bc as a fire mage he is always naturally warm, like a blanket!
-Lolo and Floga are book lovers
-Sarados dad is a short king god bless
- Gajah's mom died of illness when he was young and bc his dad is a deadbeat so he was left an orphan so he was raised at the royal palace. This is the reason why he is so protective
-In general, Gajah is really bad with emotions and can get overwhelmed by them
- More of me projecting then a HC, Lolopechka, Floga and Sarado get really fucking vocal over sports (like football, baskedball etc).
- Lolo looks really fucking smug by nature but she really isn't, the same way Noelle said Modesty looks like sarcasm on her. So she trys to be nice and humble but she just ends up looking like a jackass
Vanica: Mh. But alas, My ass is not what is uesd to be
Gajah: Your ass is fine you drama queen
Vanica: Did you just compliment my ass?
Gajah: Have been for the past 15 years now. Stupid motherfucker, thanks for noticing
Vanica: Oh ok get over here you son of a-
*insert Vanica and Gajah fighting noises*
Lolo with her head in her hands: Someone please kill me, I've marred fools...