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i just had this great idea

springtrap got stuck in a damp room for 30 years

thats very good for growing mushrooms

he might be like a walking mushroom farm

williams dead body is probably filled with mushrooms

and then he gets set on fire

but what if you could just reach into that hole on his chest and just pluck a mushroom that was like finely toasted by the two building fires he's been through

then you can eat that shit like toasty hylian shrooms from botw

walking fungi barbeque rack

yes

and if you ever run out of cooked mushrooms then just set him on fire again

profit

free food