[memes And Humor] - Tumblr Posts
"We are stardust brought to life, then empowered by the universe to figure itself out... And we've only just begun."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson 🔭✨️
~ Identity ~ 🚀
Name: Saturn
Nickname(s):
Sattie
Sat
Pronouns: They/Them
Age: 19
Gender Identity: Nonbinary
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Personality: ENFP-A
Species: Human
Language(s):
Fluent English
Moderate ASL
~ System ~ 🛰
System Role: Co-Host
Proxy: 🪐
Fronts: Often
~ Preferences ~ 🔭
Tone Tags: No Preference
NSFW: Ask
Dirty Jokes: Yes
Flirting [/r]: No
Flirting [/p]: Yes
Teasing: Yes
Touching: Yes
Pet Names: Yes
~ Hobbies, Likes, and Dislikes ~ ☀️
Likes:
Lunime Gacha Series
Customization Games
Fashion
Memes
Astronomy
Rainy Days
Dad Jokes
Minecraft
Roblox
AJR
Dogs
Steven Universe
Dislikes:
Large Bugs
Carrots
Hobbies:
Video Games
Board Games
Collecting Pins
Favorite Song:
~ Mutuals ~ 🌕
System:
@saturns-emotes [Emoji Blog]
Friends:
@mystic-mike, @doctor-feelings [Michelangelo]
@peaches0015 [Peaches]
@gottowin28 [Celeste/Gotto]
~ Links ~ 👽
~ Do Not Interact ~ 🛸
Under 16 years (Excluding Mutuals)
Over 30 years (Excluding Mutuals)
Endogenic Systems
Ableists
Anti-LGBTQ+
Anti-Neo/Xenopronouns
Proshipping
Trumpers
Pro-Life
Pharisaicals
Republicans
Pedophilia
Sexists
Racists
Factkins
Nazis
Body-Shaming
Anti-Sex Workers
Fandom Discourse
System Discourse
Celebrity Discourse
War Topics/Debates
Politics
TERFs
SWERFs
Goodbye, Max. Although a short experience, you were undoubtedly one of the most delightful I've ever had in my life. Thank you for all the pleasant memories you've helped create, despite the foul ones your system forged when you were gone.
~ Saturn 🪐
Why must this be an every night occurrence? Can we not just sleep? Is that simply too much to ask for? I suppose so.
-Cat
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
Internet Archive
TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
The fact that Rise gave Splinter not one but TWO love interests will never not be funny to me.
Moons voice lines are like;
*gremlin laughter*
*More gremlin laughter*
"My marry-go-round broke down :( "
Suns voice lines:
"What the flying FUCK is that!?"
"YOU CALL THAT ART?! I could shit out a better masterpiece than THIS, AND I'M a ROBOT!"
"THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!"
" Actually this piece is pretty good!" *Shredder noises*
hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
Take a hint buddy! 🙄
Female pheasant not impressed by mating dance
(Source)
As I got dragged away by the cops:
"Do you have ID?"
"Yes."
"You are female?"
"No."
"Male, then?"
"No."
"What are you? Female or male?"
"No."
"What does your ID say?"
*gets out my ID. Under gender, it says "no."