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Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*
Requested: no
Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks

Sfw headcanons
We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable
Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself
He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt
If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it
Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet
If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced
if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences
if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general
he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)
Nsfw headcanons
hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least
he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back
he will fuck you anywhere anytime
doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself
will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed
hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting
loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first