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Could I get headcannons for the slashers comforting/distracting a grumpy SO? I'm not picky about which slashers (unless you want me to be 👌) I just need a hug or something. Thanks, beautiful! ❤
Heck yeah you could! This was really fun to write and I enjoyed writing this. Hope you enjoy too :)
Chop-Top
•Well ChopTop is shit at comforting anyone in general, so he does the best he thinks is comforting.
•He’ll give you a weird side hug, rubbing your arm with his hand. You know he feels awkward doing that, but you find it really nice and snuggle right into his arms.
•When in the war he’d just count to ten and take deep breaths so he does that with you. He’d count to 10 and you’d do the same, which it actually helped calm your anger down a lot.
•He does poke fun of you seeing your face all red and angry looking. Though when he sees you get pissed at his antics he stops and just walks away, letting you have your time to calm down.
Bubba Sawyer
•He gets scared when you’re angry, knowing you can have huge fits when mad. He’ll knock on a wall or door to get your attention and go sit next to you.
•He can feel the anger radiate off of you. Bubba just try’s to start making you laugh. He would do the weirdest things to just even break a smile onto your face.
•Bubba will pat your back gently, grunting a bit as if to ask what was wrong. You usually just wave off his question though.
•Expect this man to be worried about you. He always is, but seeing your face hot with rage made him to insane. He will cuddle you until your okay again or let you talk everything out to him. He just wants you okay
Pennywise
•This guy can and will kill whoever made you angry. You just gotta day the name and boom, they’re Penny’s dinner for that night.
•He will put on a whole show to calm your nerves down. He dislikes the smell of anger on your body, so why not do a funny dance? That will always lift your spirits
•Pennywise will contort himself into a ball you can lay in. He’s just loves to cuddle you and see your anger wash away. You always laugh when he undoes himself. He always is in a funny position.
•He will sing old songs to you. You don’t understand the words, them being his native language, but it was a sweet gesture and it was a soothing melody
Michael Myers
•He has no clue what to do. He will just hand you a knife and walk away. When he gets angry he goes to kill, so maybe you’ll do the same.
•He just puts you on his lap and let’s you spill everything out to him. He doesn’t say a thing but he definitely hears it all. He even fills with anger sometimes if it was someone harassing you.
•He lets you be most of the time, allowing you to cool off before he asks what was up. You calmly explain everything and then act like nothing happened, having the time of reject and let everything out before your emotions got out of hand.
Dating Michael Myers would be funny:
Michael: *speaks in sign language* Will you eat that?
Me: That's my cat.
HC: Dating Michael Myers
Warning! Soft NSFW
Note: I tried not to make Michael a kind of gentle giant in the end, but oops.
But y'know, these are my hedcanons so sorry but no sorry.
• He came to eat and sleep in some dry, warm and relatively comfortable place. And he stayed that way. Even if you wanted to, it's hard to chase him out now- he always comes back
• You tried teaching him sign language, but he has a hard time doing it. He tries his best and has even learned a few simple sings, but he is unlikely to "speak fluently". What a shame, I wonder what he would have to say with such a wide range of words... Probably not much- after all, it's Michael
• He's not picky about his food so you don't have to be a good cook. He will appreciate everything you prepare for him to eat, he still remembers that he ate a dog once. And maybe a rat. Don't remind him of this. It wasn't the best time of his life
• Eating gives him pure pleasure
• But not cooking- once he tried to make tea and burned down the house. Fortunately not yours. Do not ask
• Brought home a raccoon once- as a dinner
• He has real sweet tooth. Don't forget to remind him to brush his teeth
• Michael doesn't really care about his hygiene. Tell him he stinks. He'll take a shower for you
• Will often come from behind. It's a professional perversion. There are some things you can't teach him. Get used to it, he don't want to do anything wrong to you, right? It's even quite funny for him when you jump a little bit when you finally see him
• If you have a cat (or other animal) be especially alert. At first he will "hunt" them- matter of habit. But later, he'll probably find out that he even likes it when the pet lays somewhere next to him. He doesn't need to eat it anymore, right?
•Sometimes you have to "dominate" him. He doesn't like it (are you sure, Michael?) and may react violently at first (it depends on what stage of the relationship you are at), but sometimes he doesn't give you any other choice. He wants to get his way and sometimes he can be cruel. Don't let him, that's not what a relationship is about. You have to teach him
• You watch a movie together at night. But uh, why are these characters undressing themselves. Wha- what are they doing? Stop this madness, he doesn't like "uninvited" nudity and sexuality, ew
• Okay, okay, I said you gotta dominate him sometimes. But I beg you, don't use insults for this. He listened to them enough. He may seem indifferent, but it hurts him a bit. Of course, he won't show it, or at least not as you'd expect. If he breaks you, it's your fault
• He is a much better listener than an interlocutor for obvious reasons, but currently likes it when someone talks. He also likes it when you ask him for his opinion- in truth, he will only tilt his head, or he will try his hand at signing, but he will appreciate that you do it, and you like to be aware that he is really listening
• His health is a bit meh- especially in the fall and winter. Take care of him because he won't be bothered by it himself. Michael, damn it, at least wear a scarf when you go outside
• He has a kind of weakness for plushies. Maybe he's feeling a little lonely. Oh, but why does this stuffed animal have nails in its eyes... Well, let him play as he pleases as long as he doesn't play with you like that
• Yeah, actually he really is somehow touch starved- but please respect his personal space, he will probably come to you sooner or later. Let him take that first step for his own comfort
• Once you thought that he was trying to strangle you, it turned out that he only hugs you
• He really likes his hands - he tries to make you pay attention to them as often as possible, hoping that you also like them. He will be flexing his muscles, suggesting his strength by simply opening a jar or lifting you up somewhere when you cannot reach something even though he could simply pass it on to you. From time to time he'll grab your hand- oh, yes, his hand is so big and warm...
• Of course, he also likes it when you touch his hands (but remember about the previous point). And he loves it when you say "they are so big and so strong". He will let you kiss them as well- it's such a funny feeling
• Has a weakness for your hands as well- they are so small next to his hands, he likes to feel the warmth of your skin when he holds your hand in his
• He likes the strange tingling sensation that accompanies your touch. But he hates being tickled. He can barely feel it then, but don't. Unless you don't need all your fingers
• He likes it when you are nice and gentle to him, and even when you treat him a little childish. For a brief moment, he is no longer a monster. But he had mixed feelings about it at first
• He has his own strange sense of humor (ghost Michael honk honk)
• This may sound a bit ridiculous, but he quite likes watching you move- do a little silly dance for him, he'll love it
• He will rest his head on your head. Give him a minute. This is the moment when he shows his feelings to you in his own way. Or maybe something saddened him and he needs it? Or he got tired... who knows
• Yes, he enjoys the role of the scary Michael Myers. But he also enjoys the role of a protector. He will be very protective of you. And jealous. Deathly jealous (violence is never the answer... it's the solution, ok?)
• Eventually he will come to you when you relax on the couch- will lie on his stomach between your legs and cuddle his face to your chest
• He likes it when you stroke his back. Or when you massage it lightly. It's so relaxing, and for a moment he feels so... Calm. He will most likely fall asleep while you do this. Very likely
• He also likes it when you stroke his chest by making circular movements with your hand, touching it with the tips of your fingers
• He will fall asleep with his back to you, or lying stiffly on his back. But you can hug him. He will be a little confused at first and will try to convince himself that he doesn't like it. But later he will even wait for it
• He will be very moody if you wake him suddenly from sleep
• If he wakes up before you wake up, he will lie down and watch you sleep. Optionally, he will touch your nose the way cats try to wake their owner, if he waits too long and gets bored... or he finds that he misses you, come on wake up
• Once you kissed him through the mask, he found it funny. But you know it's not his real lips, huh? Honk honk
• He turned out to be a bit like a bear, not teddy, but still?
• Slowly turns into a gentle giant. But only for you and if that's what you want. It's still Michael Myers, after all (even if he starts treating you like a porcelain doll- he doesn't know what's happening to him, help)
• But I do- he melts inside for you aww (shhh hush now, quiet)
• When you two finally switch to the more intimate ground of your relationship, he will like it when you show him a slight dominance by pushing him gently on his back and sitting on his crotch
• He'll probably grab your hips then. After all, he liked them from the very beginning
• He will let you touch his intimate zone once- be gentle and keep telling him that everything is fine. He might like it or he might break your arm. It depends on how much time you gave him to get used to you and your touch. HE NEEDS A LOT OF TIME, OK??
• You will have to teach him everything related to sexuality. Nobody ever talked to him about it, so he'll act like a disgusted teenager at first. But it's for your own good, for both of you, FOR EVERYONE. Reliable sex education rules
• You will have to help him get used to touching your body. Take his hands and lead him. Remind him to be gentle and assure that everything is alright. He will learn
• At some point, he'll let you lift his mask a little. Or he will do it himself. But only a little, only for the mouth. He want that kiss, he's waiting, give it to him. Be gentle, he is excited but a little stressed. Do not be violent because he will push you away and you will only be able to dream about his presence in your life
• There is a chance that during the first intimate intercourse he will bite you in a fit of desire- how the action will continue depends on you. Personally, I would suggest to him that I am not food - it would confuse him for a moment, and after a long reflection he will feel bad for imagining you as some dog or rat
• He will take you on night car rides, to the rhythm of 80's music playing on the radio
• He does it, he takes off his mask. Keep calm. Slowly stretch out your hand and stroke his cheek as you did when he let you kiss him. You feel him shaking slightly. Well done, he has finally decided that after all you've been through, you deserve to know what he looks like in all his glory
• He often has a headache, so now when you can touch his head please massage his temple, he needs it
• He will let you stroke his hair. He will like it. Another way to put that demon to sleep, huh, sweet
• Oh, he likes your hair too, let him play with it
• He can use it for intimate close-up. Oops, he pulled a little too hard, bring him attention. He still forgets his strength at times
• You stand quietly at your desk looking for some papers, when suddenly you feel someone's presence behind your back. You feel how he slightly "presses" your buttocks with his body, puts his hands on your stomach, rests his head on your shoulder... D-does he purr? He moves his hips slightly... Does he want something? I do not know, you tell me
Sorry for my meh english.
Michael: *comes over and pokes me*
Me: Hey Michael, has something happened? Do you need anything?
The Shape: *voice in Michael's head* A kitchen knife, a rope, and maybe a hammer
Michael: *speaks in sign language* A kiss
The Shape: *voice in Michael's head* NO!
Michael: *speaks in sign language* Two kisses
Hii i was wondering if you could do the slashers with an s/o who likes being carried around everywhere (Brahms Bo and any others of your chosing)
slashers with an s/o who likes being carried around everywhere
mentioned: brahms heelshire, bo sinclair, thomas hewitt, stu macher, michael myers, tiny firefly
warnings: mentions of murder
a/n: thank you so much for the request, this was so fun to write!
also, i had to put tiny in here because i just love him so much :((
brahms heelshire
the one thing brahms yearns for in his life is closeness, somebody who will never leave him
so when you express that you like to be carried around he can't really believe his luck
he loves being close to you and this is just another opportunity for just that
he'll probably carry you one of two ways; he'll either carry you in his arms bridal style, or he'll carry you chest to chest (i don't really know how to actually describe it)
he hates being alone so he loves being able to have you with him most of the time
he won't carry you around all the time though because he still has his own things to do
bo sinclair
he hates it...or at least, he claims he does
bo usually spends his days alone, either working in the gas station or playing his part to lure unsuspecting victims into the town
he never really has much going on, and if he's being honest, it gets lonely
his brother vincent rarely comes out from his workshop and lester rarely has much to do with the town itself so he's left to his own devices most days, with nothing but his own mind to slowly drive him crazy
the second he discovers you like being carried everywhere, he takes a lot of enjoyment in doing exactly that
he doesn't really carry you properly, he kind of just drags you
it's somewhat like a half-assed piggy back
and although he'll spend the majority of the time grunting and groaning about it, cussing you out under his breath, he actually really loves finally having somebody so close to him
it certainly makes his days less lonely
whilst he's very uncaring though about how he carries you, if you're ill or you're injured, he'll make sure to be real careful with you
day to day though he really couldn't give a shit about being careful but he'll never admit to how much he loves carrying you
thomas hewitt
thomas doesn't like being away from you much, so being able to carry you around is just a bonus for him
he takes every opportunity to pick you up and carry you places, even if you haven't asked
sometimes he'll pick you up bridal style and sometimes he'll simply sling you over his shoulder because it's easier
his family get on at him for doing it so much because you need to pull your weight and such and he's just letting you laze around but he doesn't listen to them
he continues to carry you around because he really just loves having you with him all the time
he hopes you never stop enjoying being carried everywhere because he loves it
stu macher
he loves carrying you around
he's always offering to give you piggy backs
sometimes he'll take you by surprise and throw you over his shoulder and carry you like that
either way, he finds it fun to carry you around everywhere
he has requested a piggy back or two in the past though, which ultimately ended with you almost collapsing beneath him
michael myers
he doesn't really care either way, but there's no way he'll put any effort into carrying you. you either hang off the back of his shoulders or nothing
michael's pretty strong so having you on his back wouldn't really affect his day to day activities
stalking his sister? no problem. you're not even there
murdering someone who happened to get in his way? he barely even notices you
simply walking down the street, having you on his back makes no difference as he simply couldn't care less
he does secretly enjoy having you with him though as he gets lonely sometimes
you're like a little companion he can just take with him wherever he goes
tiny firefly
tiny likes to be helpful so he definitely doesn't mind carrying you around
he's used to anyone outside of his family shying away from him because of his appearance, so when he learns that you want him to carry you around places, he practically jumps at the chance
he loves that you're not afraid of him like most people and is honestly happy to help you out in this way
he enjoys having the company and he also enjoys being able to be close to you, so this is really a win win situation for you both
[Main Masterlist]
Would you be able to write if {Michael, Brahms, and Thomas} found out their s/o had a breeding kink.
Breeding kink
With Michael, Brahms, Thomas
Michael
He honestly doesn't know what to do with this information but he will save it for later.
One night you were particularly stubborn and the easiest way for Michael to coax you into doing what he wants is to abuse your poor little entrance. You know he hasn't touched you for weeks and him just teasing you with just his tip probing at the entrance that awaits his full length, fluttering and welcoming him with open arms but he doesn't give in.
"M-michael please.. " you tried to beg for him to just fuck you, insert his full length into you despite him not wearing a condom right now. "Please Michael I'll do whatever the fuck you ask me just fuck me outta my misery.. " you said frustrated already, you know despite his mask, he's smirking underneath. Without a warning, he shoved his whole cock inside making you yelp and ease up around his length. He hooked your legs onto his shoulders and started fucking. His balls slapping your ass and you can hear it making lewd noises. On how rough he was being you can't help but feel your orgasm coming. You grasp whatever words you have left in your cock drunk brain and said "cum in me! Get me fucking pregnant!! " you screamed. Now, he's curious. You want his seed? You want your tummy full of his babies, your breasts swollen with milk? He's not too sure about this but hell you were such a good girl for him right now looking all needy and disheveled, maybe just this once he will fuck you full of his seed.
Brahms
The fact that he was spying on you watching porn and your fingers melting into your very Nectar. He has to know what you were watching so he can replace those damn fingers with his cock. So while you were asleep he swiped your phone and in the safety of his walls he played the video he saw.
He couldn't take off his eyes on that pussy being abused and edged by this guy's long shaft. The video was about to end until the guy pulled out a mix of their cum oozing out of her cunt onto the bed as she shivered from all the orgasm she had. You were watching this while your fingers were desperately trying to make you cum like the needy slut that you are? He didn't want you to suffer when all you needed was his cock and his buckets of cum in you.
After he persuaded you to do it with him he's already in you with no foreplay whatsoever rubbing your clit so roughly while snapping his hips with yours. "Ugh.. All mine Mine!! " he said going faster just burying you on the bed, ass up. He slapped your ass until it was red making you yelp while you felt his cock ramming itself in and out. You had no energy to tell him to slow down but gosh it felt so good when he's this rough! "Get pregnant Get pregnant Get pregnant!! " he chanted while rearranging your insides. Gosh how many orgasms have you had and how many loads does he need to fill you with until he's satisfied?
Thomas
He couldn't help but imagine how your legs wraps around his waist pulling him closer to you while he ruts your very hole. He couldn't help but notice how unresponsive you were after 2-3 rounds and he just couldn't get his mind off on how his meaty cock was a bit visible on your cute tummy while he fucked you up.
He didn't understand what a breeding kink was until you blurted out that he should cum inside you that day.
In the morning while you and his family were having breakfast, Luda Mae asked if you two were gonna have children soon since you couldn't even be separated from Thomas. You choked on your water then looked at Thomas who was already blushing but nodded that he indeed plans to have children with you sooner or later but until you get married to him.
One particular night after that you couldn't take it anymore. He kept cumming outside and on you! He was so careful not to get you pregnant until marriage. "T-thomas please.. Just cum in me! Please I can't wait till marriage I'm already yours!! " you blurted out. He stopped for a moment but then picked up the pace as he rutted into you fucking your g-spot over and over again as he groans in agreement. Mixing your juices and his pre-cum so deliciously and night after night he kept fucking you full of his loads and every time after that you felt satisfied even after you conclude that you were indeed pregnant now.
Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*
Requested: no
Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks
Sfw headcanons
We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable
Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself
He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt
If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it
Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet
If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced
if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences
if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general
he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)
Nsfw headcanons
hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least
he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back
he will fuck you anywhere anytime
doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself
will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed
hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting
loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first