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Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!