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Isekai'd to MCU

Marvel x GN!reader

Summary:Basically got suck into marvel while watching it and now you have to join there adventures and save everyone from dying while causing chaos (this is a headcannon typa shit but yeh)

You were rewatching "Thor: The Dark World," when out of nowhere a blue portal popped up and sucked you in.

When you got out of the portal, you suddenly met a startled QUEEN of Asgardian, Frigga 👸

You thought you were high on drugs because this shit seems too real 💀

And then she started to speak 👁👄👁

Ofc you don't believe any of the shit that's happening so your treating this like a lucid dream🧚‍♀️✨

And told her that it's too bad that she's gonna die if she continues to where she is going😭💀

She got startled but for some REASON she considered your opinion 🤡

Then for some reason, you are now following her. You also told her there would be prisoners that would go to where we were going.

And then you see Jane. You kind of did not care for her that much cuz like she just gonna break up with Thor so what's the point 🤷

Knowing she's from earth, she realizes your clothing that's covered in cheetoh crumbs and has holes on it

(You did not took a bath that day)

She assumed you were homeless 🤾‍♂️🤾‍♀️

But she know damn well you're from earth

And then this is were you realized that this ain't lucid dreaming anymore 😀

We are there literally witnessing this and now you're shitting yourself knowing the outcomes of this 😭💀

So you started panicking

You can already sensed the monsters

But ofc because of what you said, everything went well

Frigga saw it coming and no one died 🧚✨

BUT-

When you thought everything was over, nah bestie it ain't. You need to accompany Thor, his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, and his brother Loki 🕺💃

At first you were against this and saying you wanna get tf outta here and go back to earth 🌎

But they said you kind of broke a law and that is by trespassing Asgard

And you defend yourself by saying that you came here by force

But they still say that you broke the law

And damn we thought Asgard's justice system ain't corrupt

But now you only left with 2 decisions that is you either die or go with Thor which gives you 10% chance of living 😃

Welp were not suicidal here so you took the 10% chance. It's better than nothing

You went to prison to get Loki then also met with some girl and three guys (I forgot there names)

And honestly you're kind of pissed at them

Yeah I know there anger to Loki is justified but yall fuckers don't know that this asshole was TORTURED by a big grape guy 😐🤚

Give him a break-

So anyway you got to the ship and while the brothers are quarreling Jane suddenly passed out

And you don't know what to do so you kind of just poke her with your foot to check if she alive i-😃💀

But you got worried and told Thor about her situation

Ofc Loki made some sarcastic comments along the way

And while all of that is happening you were scared af

Watching them at screen looks funny but BEING there is freaking terrifying

And honestly you wanna faint rn

But we got to the speedboat that can fly vehicle

It seems so cool at first BUT then this asshole started taking shit dangerously

Then yall landed and you sprained or dislocated a bone or something in your body

And it hurts a lot, and now you're crying on how it hurts

Loki seemed to realized your pain but that asshole did nothing to help you 😐🤚

While you were there enduring your pain

Dark elves went and are now there just fighting them while talking

This seems intense now that you're seeing this in person and you are terrified

But Thor protected you 🧚

Then suddenly an explosion happen, you got affected a bit but it was only your arm that got affected

Then you see Loki and Jane

And you're pissed off

Because why the fuck is he protecting someone that's just gonna dump his brother in the end

You know he doesn't know that but like bruh what 😒😐

So now you're there hurting alot while this bitch Jane only leave with a scar on her face but then again she would get cancer so-

Welp now your witnessing this brother to brother scene you know Loki is gonna survive this

And bro there dragging this scene for for what felt like 4 to 5 business days and your hurting there

And you had enough of it and just said

"My God get that shit over that asshole is just gonna survive that shit if anything his probably on your palace by now or something"😒

You shouted and everyone was surprised they didn't expect you to be pissed

But everything is over now and Thor got dumped by Jane😚☺

And turns out you were right he was there sitting on the throne

You found out Frigga and Odin retired and leaving everything to there sons (I changed the storyline cuz Frigga survived)

Well while there Frigga said she wanted to congratulate you for helping them

But you don't care anymore cause you were fucking hurting

Then you *faint*

Then you woke up and you observe your surroundings and it appears your in an ER

And you see Loki on the side of the bed

Which is surprising considering his like the least person you expect to accompany you

But apparently Frigga forced him to accompany you since Thor couldn't because he was busy sulking about Jane

While you were there you suddenly felt something vibrate

And to your surprise it was your phone

You honestly didn't expect your phone to be there

And the fact that it is still working after all the shit you been through is a miracle ✨ 😭

Well you were there chilling in the ER

And then you got worried bcuz Healthcare in US ain't free so now your mentally having a breakdown for the hospital bill

But fortunately your hospital bill is now covered by Asgard ✨

And now everything is fine and you go live your life in this universe 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♂️

BUT-

When you step outside the hospital suddenly black cars are now surrounding

Like you have 5 stars on GTA or something 🤚

👁👄👁🤚

Then you see motherfucking ✨Nick Fury✨

At first they were hostile at you

And you were scared af cuz your gonn be hatecrime for being an immigrant to another world

But they escorted and on your way to the Avengers Tower

Nick Fury explained that they have to take you seriously bcuz WHAT

A bitch from another universe and is now on Earth

Welp you went your way to the Tower and you saw the Avengers

Sorry I would probs make this a part 2 but here hope yall like this crack ass fic I made while I'm recovering from a car accident thabk hod my fingers still work or else I would be like Dr strange but lemme know if yall want a part 2