ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴀғᴜᴄᴋᴀ
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March 10th 2024
Dear God
Damn. I knew I shouldn't have brought that up. But still. God. You must've wondered why I don't worship you. Why I don't believe in whatever bullshit you say about caring for us. If you did. I wouldn't be in the bathroom fucking crying about the tearfull ass conversation I have with my mom. I wouldn't be here starving for attention only for that to be met with more struggles on knowing i cant afford to be that. I wouldn't mind struggling to work in the business. I don't mind doing everything on my own. I don't mind not having enough sleep if it meant I could maintain my grade and do some part time job to help the business. I wouldn't have minded that. Then again you probably knew why I didn't. Why I detest anything that has your symbol on it. Why I don't like going to church, or ever sit through a mass for you. If you knew, why didn't you do anything?
You knew I like it when someone acknowledges the shit I do for school, but why does it have to be this way? Why do I have to know it through this? I hate the realization that I truly don't matter that much to this family aside from my mother. Though does she truly ever loved me like Kisho or only treats me like a responsibility? Why do they always depict you as this all loving creature that cares for all of us? Why do they ever loved you when you done nothing to truly save us? Honestly a lot is going through my head. I always hate that I truly don't have anyone at my side. I don't have any adult figure that truly helps or supports me. Am I a strong soldier? Is that why you don't give me any comfort other than the spoils of my battles? Which i can only enjoy with a piece of paper and the gloating on my classmates and friends. All of them has the aunt or uncle that supports and favors them, but I don't. I'm not a boy. I'm not pretty. I'm not that interesting enough to be remembered. I'm not enough to ever be loved. They don't even care that I'm smart. They don't care about what I accomplished in school. None of them do. Sometimes I wish to die, and always wish to go back in time and prevent my birth.
Is my mind the only thing I can find comfort on? The moments where people see me as the crazy girl walking in circles, muttering shit? Is that the only time I get to be comfortable? Why is it that everytime I confessed to something I feel bad about, I'm always met with the fact that I'm too oversensitive or I'm ungrateful? God, I'm writing 3 sentences that ends in a question mark. This whole shit is redundant. The things I'm writing is becoming redundant. Still, this hear is going shit. I know others have it worse, and now that just makes this whole thing shittier. To know that there's other suffering more than me, and the God not doing anything about it. Then people wonder why some end up as criminals, mentally fucked up people, or just die early. It's a miracle if they ever get out of this shit.
Anyway, life is not going well. Hate you for the shit happening. Cuz if you ever even did exist you would've atleast gave me a perfect score on my English exam when I prayed for that. Le oops.
ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 4 : Our unplanned talk and a sealed deal
《The Regrator's sunlight》
Pantalone x reader|| modern au

"Where are we going again?" You ask Childe as he drives his car with you in the passenger seat.
Childe suddenly arrived at your café earlier than he usually does. Slightly panting as he explains something to you in an excited tone.
It had been about three days since the Regrator himself visited your mini café. It was Sunday when he visited, and it's about Wednesday now. You didn't call the number he gave you just yet. Something just made you hesitate, and you don't seem to know why.
"It's because of the party for next week." Childe gave you a sheepish smile as he drove.
"Right...the party," you mumbled to yourself as you leaned back on the passenger seat.
"Have you called him yet?" Childe suddenly blurts out.
"Called who yet?" You raised an eyebrow at him as you crossed your arms over your chest.
"Pantalone" Childe smirks and chuckles teasingly.
"Shut it, you carrot head," you slightly glare at the ginger-haired male. It seems he can't let go of the conversation when Pantalone calls you 'my dear'.
"And no, I haven't talked to him yet," you respond to his previous question.
"Aw, why not?" The ginger-haired male grinned at you.
"I haven't found the time yet," you sigh and look out the car window.
"Eh? Why not?" Childe asks.
"You know what? I was about to ask you on opinions about suits for the upcoming party....but now that you mentioned that you didn't talk to him yet." Childe slyly grin as he briefly look at you.
You looked at him wide-eyed as you realized what he meant by that. You let out a quiet sigh and palmed your face, looking out the car window.
"Let's go to the headquarters!" Childe mischievously smiled and started to drive back to the Fatui headquarters.
You groaned quietly before glaring at him a bit.
"Absolutely not"
"Absolutely yes," Childe retorts.
"Absolutely not"
"Absolutely yes~"
"No-"
"It's a yes, and that's final," Childe teasingly said as he grinned.
"You bastard of a carrot head," you mutter with irritation in your voice.
"Ouch, such a mean girlie," Childe said in a fake hurt voice.
"Shut it, ginger head."
Childe laughs again.
"Here we are," Childe mutters as he pulls up at the underground parking lot of the headquarters.
"I should have brought my winter coat with me," you hiss quietly.
'Heh, my bad, I guess I did suddenly pick you up from your café. I'm glad that Aether and Lumine were there," Childe sheepishly chuckled as he got out of the car.
'C'mon, it's much warmer inside the headquarters," Childe adds as you get out of his car. You sigh at the cold temperature of the parking space.
You nod as you walk with Childe towards the elevator.
'My winter coat, you grumble in your mind as you rub your hands together, glad that you at least brought your favorite color scarf.
As you and Childe got on the elevator, he pressed the button for floor 49. You stared at the closing elevator door as Childe got his phone out of his pockets.
"Hm?"
You stared a bit confusedly at the ginger-haired male as he grinned, messaging someone.
You stayed silent as you also got out your phone, unlocking it as you saw a message sent by Kaeya earlier. Your best friend lives in Mondstadt, a nation in Europe.
"WISH ME LUCK (NAME) THE PRANK IS SET" Sent 56 minutes ago.
"(NAME) HELP! HAHA DILUC GOT MAD was sent 32 minutes ago.
Kaeya also sent a photo 31 minutes ago.
The photo was slightly blurry as it contains Kaeya's laughing face as he runs from a pink-haired Diluc, who also has flour on his head and clothes.
"You're on your own, kae," You replied, laughing quietly as you closed your phone.
"Idiot," you whisper, smiling to yourself.
"Who?" Childe perks up, the word getting his attention.
"A certain blue-haired man from Mondstadt," you respond, smirking slightly.
"Ah," Childe chuckles and nods as the elevator dinged, indicating you had arrived at the 49th floor.
"Nervous?" Childe smirks and chuckles as he sees you fidgeting slightly with your scarf.
"Of course I am," you quietly grumbled as the two of you walked out of the elevator, heading to Pantalone's office.
"I didn't even bother to message him or call him for 3 days to discuss the deal," you add.
"Eh, don't worry, I'm sure he'll understand," Childe unhelpfully adds as he walks with you towards the office.
"Probably," Childe mutters under his breath.
"What do you mean by probably?" You got cut off as the door to the office opened.
You went still as you looked at the same ravenette from three days ago.
"My, my, and you didn't bother to message or call the number I gave you before going here." Pantalone gave you a teasing smirk. As he leaned on the doorway of his office.
"What do you have to say for yourself, Ms. (Name)?" The ravanette smiled as he lifted his eyebrow in amusement.
"Ah, Sir Pantalone, forgive me for not calling about the discussion of the arrangements," you sheepishly say as you bow your head slightly.
"Oh dear, no need to bow your head." You feel his index finger lift your chin, making your gaze drift to his face, which has a small smile gracing his lips.
"Beautiful," Pantalone quietly whispered under his breath.
"Huh?" You look at him as you hear a bit of what he whispered.
"The scarf, the pattern is quite beautiful," Pantalone said to himself as he coughed slightly behind his hand.
Putting his hands in his pockets as he composes his behavior towards you
'Are they seriously?' Childe stares dumbfounded as he witnesses his colleague's behavior towards you.
'Flirting!?! ' Childe held back a laugh.
"The party-" Childe hid a smirk as he coughed behind his hand.
"Ah, right. The party." Pantalone cleared his throat as he took a step back in his office and gestured for you to come in.
"We shall discuss it now as the party is in 4 days." Pantalone's voice turned serious and calm as he walked up behind his desk to sit on his black leather chair.
You nod as he gestures for you to sit on one of the chairs in front of his desk.
You sat down and glanced back at Childe, who waved in a fake, innocent manner.
"I'll pick her up when you're done with the talk." Childe smiled as he spoke to Pantalone. The ginger-haired male smirks as he waves teasingly, walking out of the office and closing the door.
'Childe.' You feel your eyes twitch slightly, annoyed at the ginger-haired male.
Pantalone cleared his throat to get your attention.
"Ms.(Name), as you remember, I stated that I'm hiring you as a baker for the upcoming party. Pantalone started as he looked at you with his usual closed eyes and smile.
"Yes, sir," you respond back as you put your hands on your lap.
"As Tartaglia has informed me, you are a skilled baker yet have decided not to apply for big business, Pantalone states as he raises an eyebrow at you.
'Based on the information, you're a graduate of a great academy for pastry and culinary arts in Fontaine yet decided to settle here and Snezhnaya to start a small business. However, your background is quite unknown. Pantalone thinks to himself as you nod at his previous statement.
"That is right, sir," you respond calmly, but inside you were swearing to yourself that you would throw a damn recipe book at the ginger-haired male.
"Good, now the party would need the following desserts and pastries." Pantalone started to list off all the foods that would have to be made.
Mini fruit tarts
Raspberry tiramisu tarts
Sweet blackberry mousse tarts
Creme brulee
Strawberry mini bundt cakes with white chocolate ganache
Peach, plum, and rose tarts
"Are you up for the task, Ms. (Name)?" Pantalone smirks as he tilts his head to the side.
'Ah, tarts are what I mostly made back at Fontaine.' You smile unconsciously and nod back at him.
"I'm up for the task, sir Pantalone."
"My, my, I already told you, Ms. (Name), just call me Pantalone." The ravenette chuckles slightly as you blush in embarrassment for forgetting his words at your first encounter.
"Ah, right." You nodded once as he grinned at your action.
"I'm glad to be able to work with you this upcoming week, Ms. (Name)." Pantalone stood up as he extended his surprisingly ungloved hand towards you for a handshake.
You stood up with a smile and shook his hand.
Her hand... how soft...
A baker with soft hands? ...
Such a warm sensation...
Wait- what...
You see his eyes open and widen slightly, but he quickly composes himself.
He retracted his hand as he cleared his throat.
"Well, I'll see you next week then. I will have a car pick you up at the café next Tuesday." Pantalone closed his eyes again.
"You may leave now, Ms. (Name)." Pantalone looked out the large window in his office.
"Thank you, Pantalone." You smiled and left his office.
"Warm," you mumbled to yourself as you went to the elevator.
"Wait what?" you paused and shook your head.
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And PLEASE for the love of ANYONE, don't ruin, or post anything toxic, or tryna cancel someone, because it is very shitty, and follow the rules, and respect everyone here. If you can't follow that then:
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reblog to let people know you were here before the great twitter migration
Please reblog, this is so important.
You can feed someone with crushed up pistachios (like about 1 spoon is enough to kill) or apple seeds, and used that then they can drink it, and nobody will know and think they had undiagnosed diabetes, or you can inject it under there to toungue and its the same with the undiagnosed situation
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
Like or share this post if you're bisexual and you're uncomfortable with Loki x Sylvie (selfcest) relationship not because she's a woman but because they are the same person.
"We are against discrimination, yet we criticise those who do not understand our opinions - ostracize them from society. Now tell me are we fighting for peace - to educate people, or fighting with hypocrisy written on our shirts?"
-Pill #1
Isekai'd to MCU
Marvel x GN!reader
Summary:Basically got suck into marvel while watching it and now you have to join there adventures and save everyone from dying while causing chaos (this is a headcannon typa shit but yeh)
You were rewatching "Thor: The Dark World," when out of nowhere a blue portal popped up and sucked you in.
When you got out of the portal, you suddenly met a startled QUEEN of Asgardian, Frigga 👸
You thought you were high on drugs because this shit seems too real 💀
And then she started to speak 👁👄👁
Ofc you don't believe any of the shit that's happening so your treating this like a lucid dream🧚♀️✨
And told her that it's too bad that she's gonna die if she continues to where she is going😭💀
She got startled but for some REASON she considered your opinion 🤡
Then for some reason, you are now following her. You also told her there would be prisoners that would go to where we were going.
And then you see Jane. You kind of did not care for her that much cuz like she just gonna break up with Thor so what's the point 🤷
Knowing she's from earth, she realizes your clothing that's covered in cheetoh crumbs and has holes on it
(You did not took a bath that day)
She assumed you were homeless 🤾♂️🤾♀️
But she know damn well you're from earth
And then this is were you realized that this ain't lucid dreaming anymore 😀
We are there literally witnessing this and now you're shitting yourself knowing the outcomes of this 😭💀
So you started panicking
You can already sensed the monsters
But ofc because of what you said, everything went well
Frigga saw it coming and no one died 🧚✨
BUT-
When you thought everything was over, nah bestie it ain't. You need to accompany Thor, his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, and his brother Loki 🕺💃
At first you were against this and saying you wanna get tf outta here and go back to earth 🌎
But they said you kind of broke a law and that is by trespassing Asgard
And you defend yourself by saying that you came here by force
But they still say that you broke the law
And damn we thought Asgard's justice system ain't corrupt
But now you only left with 2 decisions that is you either die or go with Thor which gives you 10% chance of living 😃
Welp were not suicidal here so you took the 10% chance. It's better than nothing
You went to prison to get Loki then also met with some girl and three guys (I forgot there names)
And honestly you're kind of pissed at them
Yeah I know there anger to Loki is justified but yall fuckers don't know that this asshole was TORTURED by a big grape guy 😐🤚
Give him a break-
So anyway you got to the ship and while the brothers are quarreling Jane suddenly passed out
And you don't know what to do so you kind of just poke her with your foot to check if she alive i-😃💀
But you got worried and told Thor about her situation
Ofc Loki made some sarcastic comments along the way
And while all of that is happening you were scared af
Watching them at screen looks funny but BEING there is freaking terrifying
And honestly you wanna faint rn
But we got to the speedboat that can fly vehicle
It seems so cool at first BUT then this asshole started taking shit dangerously
Then yall landed and you sprained or dislocated a bone or something in your body
And it hurts a lot, and now you're crying on how it hurts
Loki seemed to realized your pain but that asshole did nothing to help you 😐🤚
While you were there enduring your pain
Dark elves went and are now there just fighting them while talking
This seems intense now that you're seeing this in person and you are terrified
But Thor protected you 🧚
Then suddenly an explosion happen, you got affected a bit but it was only your arm that got affected
Then you see Loki and Jane
And you're pissed off
Because why the fuck is he protecting someone that's just gonna dump his brother in the end
You know he doesn't know that but like bruh what 😒😐
So now you're there hurting alot while this bitch Jane only leave with a scar on her face but then again she would get cancer so-
Welp now your witnessing this brother to brother scene you know Loki is gonna survive this
And bro there dragging this scene for for what felt like 4 to 5 business days and your hurting there
And you had enough of it and just said
"My God get that shit over that asshole is just gonna survive that shit if anything his probably on your palace by now or something"😒
You shouted and everyone was surprised they didn't expect you to be pissed
But everything is over now and Thor got dumped by Jane😚☺
And turns out you were right he was there sitting on the throne
You found out Frigga and Odin retired and leaving everything to there sons (I changed the storyline cuz Frigga survived)
Well while there Frigga said she wanted to congratulate you for helping them
But you don't care anymore cause you were fucking hurting
Then you *faint*
Then you woke up and you observe your surroundings and it appears your in an ER
And you see Loki on the side of the bed
Which is surprising considering his like the least person you expect to accompany you
But apparently Frigga forced him to accompany you since Thor couldn't because he was busy sulking about Jane
While you were there you suddenly felt something vibrate
And to your surprise it was your phone
You honestly didn't expect your phone to be there
And the fact that it is still working after all the shit you been through is a miracle ✨ 😭
Well you were there chilling in the ER
And then you got worried bcuz Healthcare in US ain't free so now your mentally having a breakdown for the hospital bill
But fortunately your hospital bill is now covered by Asgard ✨
And now everything is fine and you go live your life in this universe 🚶♀️ 🚶♂️
BUT-
When you step outside the hospital suddenly black cars are now surrounding
Like you have 5 stars on GTA or something 🤚
👁👄👁🤚
Then you see motherfucking ✨Nick Fury✨
At first they were hostile at you
And you were scared af cuz your gonn be hatecrime for being an immigrant to another world
But they escorted and on your way to the Avengers Tower
Nick Fury explained that they have to take you seriously bcuz WHAT
A bitch from another universe and is now on Earth
Welp you went your way to the Tower and you saw the Avengers
Sorry I would probs make this a part 2 but here hope yall like this crack ass fic I made while I'm recovering from a car accident thabk hod my fingers still work or else I would be like Dr strange but lemme know if yall want a part 2
My reason why I don't like it:
• I find it weird
• I think of them as the same people but different personalities
• The development of there relationship to romance wasn't really romance to me
• I find there relationship as twin siblings rather than lovers
• I find there romance rushed
• I get the ick when they do romance stuff especially the kiss scene
• I don't really see the development between both characters rather than not be alone
• They fit more as platonic relationship
• I think for me Loki needs someone that could develope his character arc just like how Thor had Jane to develope his character
• And Sylvie didn't really develope his character that much the only change there is that he becomes more worried for others
• To me variant romance just sounds like self-cest to me
• Seens narcissistic to me
• I find them being better as partners in crime
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Me ranting about it:
I just find the ship really weird and even with lokius, because to me this is just some friends stuff not much of a romance, like with sylvie its more of sibling type of love, then with mobius is more of a father-son relationship like have you seen how he encourages lokis good work like how a father would when his son hit a homerun in the field that's just cute but as romance nah I just don't see it, And honestly I don't think Loki needs a romance yet what he needs the most is him getting past his insecurities and start opening up more and realize the fuckery that's happening in his life and I love the new characters and the concept of tva but as romance I find it weird
And I agree with the post about him having a character that could challenge him personally I want him to have someone that is very different from him like idk have a lover that's kind of a therapist or a character that's just troubling like him like them being workaholic,afraid of commitment, or generally that disagrees with his opinions but still respects it
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Disclaimer
Your entitled to your opinions and you don't have to agree with me I'm just putting how I feel about the show and how it makes me uncomfortable about the concepts of what there trying to have
This is just my opinion don't take it seriously I'm just some random 13 year old that's just fond of the complexity of loki's character and don't really care who he ends up with (except for thor) and just wants him to grow up as a character and get past his insecurity
To the people that ship loki x thor you don't have the right to be entitled on your opinions cuz that is just down right 🤸♀️disgusting🤸♀️
why yall dont like sylki:
'bad bi rep'
lokius
she killed he who remains
she betrayed loki and called him a liar
not genderfluid enough because they just so happen to be cis-passing
they are literally the same exact person
why i dont like sylki:
i wish they had given loki a partner that ACTUALLY challenged him to change raher than just pulling him along into what he always does (ie a love interest who is actually good and pushes him to be so, or a interest so villain they make him worse)
i just dont like sylkie
shes literally just him BUT she lacks the sneaky social skills of years of tricking thor which is what makes loki a loki anyway
Idk wtf to do uhm i been watching The Good Doctor and i found out one of the actors are leaving and im sad well idk but imma try be happy for them plus this is a great opportunity well if things dont go well imma try shifting reality or do some meditation and drink water twice as usual
I been watching too much national geographic so i now have a theory or some shit
So since owls are like weak at daytime but they become merciless predators at night and will drop kick an eagle as a hobby sooooo the thing is what if fukorodani go against shiratorizawa at night time since owls are like merciless predators and eagles are practically would get drop kick by them at night time so if anything bokuto would be better than ushijima at night time
Haikyuu Characters on Call of Duty
Karasuno
Daichi- first one to die in the game the players weren't even ready he already died
Sugawara- The person who will trash talk the player who killed him
Asahi- Didn't want to play because it involves ✨violence✨ but played one round because Noya forced him and he let himself die instead of killing the enemy
Nishinoya- Was having fun and fucking got obsessed using the striker and even call it the thunder gun
Tanaka- Man got obsessed using the purifier and fucking burning the enemies left and right and when he can't use it anymore the fucking other team legit targeted him through the whole round
Ennoshita- Played it chill and was just vibing with Hisahi and Narita while sniping people at a high ground
Hisahi- Just vibing with Ennoshita and Narita ready with a chicom to protect Ennoshita when he was sniping
Narita- Was also vibing with Ennoshita amd Hisahi with a shotgun just incase someone wanted to infiltrate there high ground
Kageyema- Was so damn clueless and thought that his OWN teammates was also an enemy and just randomly shooting his teammates
Hinata-Keep accidentally throwing bombs at Daichi and keep trying to stab Kageyema with a knife
Tsukishima- Was just no scoping people he sees and i dont know how he even no scopes people from far away
Yamaguchi-Was just behind Tsukishima tryna help him and just keep getting assist but didn't mind
Kiyoko- Keeps using tanaka as bait and just kill them behind there backs
Yachi- Unexpectedly was on a full rampage and keep shooting people left and right
Ukai-Was an ok player and keeps nudging Takeda to play with him
Takeda-Absolutely refusing because he is too busy or did not want to play the game
Aoba Johsai
Oikawa- Keeps dying and thinks that they were just jealous because he was pretty and not because he was bad at the game
Matsukawa-Keeps using flashbang grenade for no reason at all he wasn't even killing people
Hanamaki-Says he was good at the game when he played he was shit and says he was just not on the mood
Iwaizumi-Keeps killing oikawa
Shigeru-Idk man his just there to watch and question why did he even show up
Shinji-Sniping enemies and camping at the same time
Kindaichi-Confused on where the hell was the person shooting at and keep dying when entering the middle ground
Kunimi-Shooting people he sees and sometimes send a hunter killimg drone
Kyotani-Throwing a fit because someone keeps killing him with hunter killing drones
Shiratorizawa
Washijo-Was an expert at the game man keep roasting the shit out of the students for not beating an old man on a game of there time except for Goshiki
Akira-akwardly laughs and see the madness thats just happening
Ushijima-A fucking boomer when he played instead of holding the shoot button to continuosly shoot at enemies he taps it and ends up breaking the device and gotten a laugh from his coach on how confuse he was
Soekawa-Shock that their coach knew the game
Eita-Asking the coach to 1v1 him but ends up losing and did 15 laps around the gym
Reon-Questioning how the fuck did their coach end up becoming a pro at call of duty
Tendou-Keeps singing and just keeps shooting Ushijima because free kills
Sagae-Was suggesting coach to stream when he retires from coaching
Yunohoma-Was just as shitty as Ushijima on the game so he ask coach if he could teach him or give him some tips to be better but just got a no
Goshiki-Wasn't surprise when coach know since he was the one who introduce him to the game and thought it was a good game to relieve some stress and played with him sometimes at lunch time but he was really good at the game and felt special when Ushijima was shit at the game
Shirabu-Frustrated because enemies keeps bombing him
Nekoma
Kuroo-Was ok but keep getting bombarded and trampled on a war field
Kenma-Fucking recreating world war 1 and 2 and was on a fucking rampage and was killed because of a bomb drop on him his reaction:https://youtu.be/ilJ57Ap5DP8
Yamamoto-Getting the fuck away from what Kenma is going on about
Yaku-Keeps killing Lev
Lev-Keeps provoking Yaku
Fukunaga-Witnessing the horror
Nobuyuki-Quoting war quotes while godzilla Kenma is fighting in a war
Inouka-Making a conspiracy theory that Kenma is the next hitler
Tamahiko-Just vibin and snipe at a distance
Fukorodani
Bokuto-Tryna save Akaashi on the world war 1 and 2
Akaashi-Is on a rampage and release all his stress and rage on the world war 1 and 2
Konoha-*calls mom to pick him up*
Takeyuki-Wanna make an alliance with hitler so him and akaashi can win the whole fucking world war 1 and 2
Tatsuki-Telling stories on how the nazi people were a fucking problem as if he was alive at that time
Shuichi-Listens to tatsuki and wrote it down on his notebook for homework
Yamato-Just shoot shit
Haruki-Gets comforted by the managers because his honestly scared about Akaashi
Wataru-*Sips starbucks and watch the war going on and is thinking on what he should watch on netflix*
Yukie-Comforts Haruki
Kaori-Comforts Haruki
Inarizaki
Norimune-Was just casual about it but gets excited when he can use the machine gun
Tarou-So invested on the game but still is shit at it
Kita-Fucking doesn't play and thinks when you play the game you also die in real life but he does cheer and give motivations to his team on winning
Ren-Wanna be good at the game and watches so much of it he is good at the game but he compares himself to the twins
Aran-Average at the game but he keeps sticking with the twins to watch there backs
Hitoshi-Keeps an eye out if Suna is gon come for his ass
Atsumu-Great at the game but.... his twin is way better than him so he fucking gets opposite team to kill him but then he gets bombarded and gets snipe
Osamu-Better than Atsumu can kill a team on his own
Suna-The one who snipes Atsumu's ass
Kosaku-Just vibes with the captain
Heisuke-Finding on who was sniping
Akagi-Kills people he sees just casual but gets frustrated when people use the machine gun
Extra
Terushima-Acts as if cod is ros and fucking jumo to dodge bullets
Sakusa-The one who dropped the bomb on Kenma while sniping people on a distance
Guys pls help imma be serious here this is actually serious and not a joke we have to save our fellow brothers and sisters so pls help in anyway you can and if your a rich influential person help pls
I apologize for the unrelated tags but I’m trying to get as much exposure out there as possible
I- wtf i was legit in the middle of making a damn fanfic of sleepybois only to find out that there is a tommy adoption arc featuring sam nook dayum the world hates me dont they but still tho phil legit just neglected that poor kid le oop no hate tho just kind of frustrating since i work on the fic with sweat and even skip class to work on the fic
Yo is it just me or does lmanberg reminds me of
Ring around a rosie
Think for it for a second like the lyrics reminds lmanberg like
Ring around the rosie pockets full of posies
It describes what lmanberg should be then this lyric
Ashes ashes we all fall down
The ashes can be describe as the tnt that blew up and the withers and how it fall down
Ngl i dunno whats wrong with me but ring around a rosie is now scaring me cuz it made me remind lmanberg
Y/n: fucking get yo ass up in bed or i will throw you out of the building
Mori in a state of sleep paralysis: *internal scream*
Y/n: oh you being petty and shit huh
Mori: -bitch im in sleep paralysis mode i cant fucking move-
Y/n: Count of five you better move 5
Mori: -pls Y/n i can't move i can't even speak-
Y/n: 4 not giving up yet huh
Mori: -pls pls no i swear-
Y/n: 3...
Mori: -pls lord pls lord can you help me pls pls-
Y/n: 2......
Mori: -im dead fuck my life-
Y/n: 1 mothafucka you go the fuck out *throws mori outside the building*
Mori: *single tear fell of*
Akutagawa leaning in: *middle finger*
Mori: -asshole-
L he died by a face mask smh
technoblade vs face mask.
again, no one asked for this, but you’re getting it.
technoblade x reader
technoblade meets his newest challenge, a peel off face mask his girlfriend bought.
^^^^^^^
Technoblade was stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom him and his girlfriend shared.
He was going to brush his teeth when he saw a box on the sink, unopened box. He could very well tell it was a famine product just by the packaging but what was the harm in checking it out?
Pulling the squeeze bottle out of the box he stared at the back of it, reading, trying to figure out what it was. All he cared enough to read was the leave on for 10-15 minutes and the picture of a girl with black paste all over her face with a towel on his head.
He wasn’t an idiot, he knew what a face mask was, but he’d never tried one himself.
Which brings us to now, as technoblade was smearing said paste all over his cheek.
He’d managed to put it on pretty neatly, wanting it to look as it did on the bottle. But just as he was starting to get his forehead, steps made their way down the hall,
“bub have you seen my-“ your eyes widened as you walked to the door way. He turned and was staring at you blankly, waiting for a reaction. Before you could laugh or he could say anything, you pulled out your phone quickly opening it to the camera.
“What hey- y/n!” he laughed as you caught a picture.
“Sending that to your mom.” You raised your eyebrows laughing slightly. You made your way in front of him, looking up at his face.
“What are you doing, bug?” You were so close to laughed but you didn’t want to discourage him.
“Wanted to try it.” He shrugged.
“I really wish you’d asked me to do it with you, so I could’ve told you about it.” You said while grabbing the bottle from the counter.
“Why?” He tried to furrow his brows but it seemed like the mask was already drying.
“Because this is one of those super strong pore cleaners where it hurts to pull off.” You pointed to the discription on the back, and he stared at you, only blinking. Like his brain was loading.
“Oh.” He murmured, quickly realizing what was to come.
“Oh indeed bub. Consider this karma for when you laid on top of me the other day like a whale.” You tapped his shoulder, giving him a smile, then turning to make your way out of the bathroom.
Face mask 1, technoblade 0
Y/N: Hubs lets adopt Kyouka🥺
Fukuzawa: No we already have Ranpo
Y/N: Welp too bad she's our daughter whether you like it or not
Fukuzawa x Reader
Such a lovely day
Well this is my first time so pls tell me if there is something wrong and dont worry critisize me there not gonna be hurtful as my mom telling me im a dissapointment oh and yeah first time lol.
Summary:Your husband Fukuzawa is busy and is on a meeting you decide to pay a visit to your little brother Mori and after that shit you went to go back to the agency just to find a madness.
Well your hubby is on a business meeting and you dont know what to do well you can look after the agency but you were lazy and just dump your responsibility to Kunikida you felt bad but he was free.
Well since you have nothing to do you decided to go to your lovely brother Mori yeah actually he is son of a bitch but he your lil bro anyway so you decided to pay him a visit.
You went to the building and everyone was chill they know who you are so they just didn't mind so you dramatically went your way to the hallways as everyone was staring at you now that your infront of the big doors you were so dramatic you just kick that door and it made Mori startled at the sudden action but then cool down when he saw you there.
"What are you doing here?" Mori asked "Eh hubby out of town just wanna visit Elise" You answered as you were scanning the room for a little blonde girl and then you spotted her playing with some crayons on the floor so you made your way there and when she saw you she was delighted to see you.
"Y/N-chan you didnt know how i was in pain thank god you dashed in now take me away from this place" Elise said with a dramatic voice and you decided to roll with it "Oh my Elise look at you come with me lets go to Aku-san and annoy the fuck out of him" you said as you lift Elise on your arms.
You and Elise both exited out of the room leaving Mori confused as you went and fashionably walk in on Akutagawa's office Akutgawa was there and was confused why your both there.
"Aku Aku" you sing in a cheery voice "what the fuck do you want lady" Akutagawa said in an annoyed tone "Oh Aku darling can you set up the tea table because me and elise are gonna have a tea party here" You cheerly said "Lady why in all places you chose to have a tea party in my office" He angrily said but keep down his tone "Where am i gonna have the tea party then" You said "I dont know and i dont care" He said "But Aku darling pretty please you can join our tea party it has desserts" You said cheerly "It has! ok im gonna set it up you order the food and tea but can you order one with the strawberries too" Akutagawa said in an excited tone "Sure Aku darling".
You were lazy to go and buy the food so you just ask one of the assistants to buy it for you as Akutagawa was setting up the place Elise was just there being a cutie that she is was just patiently waiting for the tea party to start.
•after all those shit were done•
Now now the tea party is starting with you, elise, and akutagawa just there with your pinkies up and some tea to enjoy a pleasent afternoon.
"So how was your day lovely people?" You asked cheerily "Oh it was awful Mori-san was forcing me to wear so many dresses but thank god you save me from that awful nightmare" She said dramatically "Just killed some karens feeling good" Akutagawa said.
Sudenly someone burst into the room and kick the door down and you were startled by the action and redied your knife but put it back when you noticed its just Hugichi "Hey would you mind not to kick the door down you scared the shit out of me" Akutagawa groaned "Sorry sorry i didn't know i couldn't fine you anywhere and got worried so yeah but my day is been fucking awful can i join the tea chit chat you guys having" Higuchi said excausted "Of course sweetheart here theres an extra cup for you and an extra chair aswell" You said cheerly as Hugichi is making herself comfy from the spot and sipping some tea "Hey pinkies up" Elise demanded "Oh sorry about that" Higuchi lifted her pinkie "Is this ok" She said in a british tone and Elise just nodded in response "Guys today is a shit day for me" Higuchi groaned "What happened?" You asked
"Yeah while i was doing some business some fucking woman was yelling at me because her husband was staring at me even though i fucking told her i don't know any of the shit and was trying to get through my day" Higuchi vented it out as i laugh at the thought of how it would look like "Days rough huh" You replied "Yep fucking people just be meddling with your life when you did nothing" Higuchi said groaning.
You look through your phone and it was 4pm and you decided 'aight its time to see what those motherfuckers are doing at the agency'.
You now excused yourself from the tea party and went to the window.
now now reader your probably thinking to yourself why the hell are you going to the window well you see you are an assasin so jumping probably from the 9th floor through the ground you probably think you just gonn kill yourself but its ok your like a cat and such a fall wont do anything to you it will feel like you just jump from a table but anyway back to the story.
As you opened the windows the curtains wave dramatically and looking at the drop it wasn't that high so you just jump from there feeling the air and breeze through your face until you hit the floor on both of your toes and just walk as if you just didn't jump from a high building that could definitly kill any normal being.
•at the agency•
Your now at the agency and once you entered this is what you see.
A white haired boy on his knees holding something that look like a bomb, poor Tanazaki being taken down by Kunikida which his expressions show rage and frustration to a laughing Dazai.
The scene was fucking weird as it is and you just walking in just made it more akward as it is and since you don't wanna deal with this shit you legit just went in the window open it and jump everyone was scared because they know they will get their ass whoop by Fukuzawa if his wife is hurt or because there worried about you still its those reasons.
imagine this but just you walking and jumping out of the window
Well you didn't have the mind or brain to process on what you did so you just accepted on what would happen plus worst case scenario you having broken bones.
Fortunately you were saved and was now on someones arms and it was your one and only hubby.
"Hell hubbs" you said cheerly as if you just didn't drop from another high building "Hi love would you mind telling me on why you just drop from above?" He asked "Eh something happened and i dont know what to do" You answered he just nodded on what you said as he drop you on to your feet and both of you went inside and you dashed into his office not wanting to be in the shit that you had walked in.
Day went well and you were just on the office chilling until you and Fukuzawa went home.
Well it was a weird day but you found out that it was an exam and the white hair guy was a new member of the agency and the next day you immidiately greeted him and just fell in love to the point you decided that you will love this boy like its your son well i dont how Fukuzawa felt because he got weirded out since you were trying to cook chazuke but he didn't mind since you do what you want and there is nothing for him to do.
This is my first fic lol i know it bad it aint formal shit but i tried