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Fuck it Prompt Idea 2 free to the public: Batkid of choice is kidnapped, the kidnappers call to place ransom but dial the wrong number and reach RetiredHero!Danny who is either living in Gotham or passing through.
Can be you adult or actually old enough to be the batkid’s dad
Kidnappers: We have your kid.
Danny: which one? (100% responding on meme reflex)
The kidnappers respond and let the kid say whatever and Danny realizes this is an actual problem.
Cue Danny using the help of Gotham’s network of shades and spirits to track down the location they’re being held at and kicking ass.
Batkid: you’re not B…?
Danny: no but I am the one they called. Let’s get you home.
I think it works best if its little Dick, freshly adopted Jason, or newly Robin!Tim. If Damian, having a handful of Bats show up just as Danny is untying him could be hilarious.
Batman: who are you?
Damian who is throughly impressed by how this man not only located his whereabouts but took out six armed men as easy as breathing in a fighting style akin to an angered raccoon: Batman this is my other Father. He came to my rescue as soon as he was informed of my capture.
Danny shrugging: as you do.