Millennials Talking Like Gen Alphas - Tumblr Posts

I felt my braincells die while reading, this is my kind of brain rot

OK I JS FOUND YOUR BLOG AND I NEED TO RAMBLE A LIL BIT ON SOME STARSTUDENT BS MY FRIEND STAR AND I WERE TALKIGN ABOUT

bubba grabbing kickin by the back of his shirt js like. YYYYYAANKK (now kickin and catnap have something in common </3 they both get grabbed by the fuckgn scruff by their boyfriends)

adding onto that bubba would just. HOLD someone. like js GRAB THEM "how to talk to short people" and hten he uses his big ass hand n js GETS them

also this ones kinda a joke but bubba used to be bullied by girls and now hes scared of women (especially picky bc who wouldnt be?? hot lesbian farmer gril) and has to go to bobbys therapy every week like "its why im gay :(((("

"bubs baby am i ur skibidi rizz ohio sigma grimace shake fanum tax pogchamp??????" "kickin what the FUCK" "answer the question bubba" "i. yes??" "omg ty my pookie coochie period slay babygirl smoochums princess pookie wookie dookie <3333"

there is something wrong with me.

This ass was a fucking roller coaster ride to read