Mimi's Shower Thoughts - Tumblr Posts

Friend: "Hey you read a lot right? Do you also read poems?"

Me: "...uh... sometimes, why...?"

Friend: "Cool! What sort of poetry do you read? Can you recommend some?"

The poetry I read:

'Kenjaku went up and down so Yuuji could go left and right.'

'Kenjaku gripped the sheets so Yuuji could be a beast on the streets.'

'Kenjaku took the white splash so Yuuji could hit the black flash.'

'Kenjaku tightened the hole so Yuuji could hit Mahito's soul.'

'Kenjaku rode so Yuuji could be the GOAT.'

'Kenjaku went to pound town so Yuuji could pound curses to the ground.'

'Kenjaku drained the pipe so Yuuji could hit left right goodnight.'

'Kenjaku bounced so Yuuji could pounce.'

'Kenjaku schemed and (s)creamed so Yuuji could jump his enemies.'

... ... ...

Friend: *expectant stare*

Me: "......"

"...you know 'Twinkle twinkle little star'?"

BL manhwas are freaking hilarious. You're telling me this xenomorphic chestburster ahh pvc pipe is gonna fit into that charging socket with the help of SPIT??? Gurl bye- Peace be upon thy hole I guess 💀🙏

Shoutout to people who drink their water raw.