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you could scream into a pillow right now.
In fact, you did scream into the pillow for a couple of minutes, but it never seemed to be enough. you might need to go to a cliff in order to release all that rage in you because it still hadn't lessened.
your colleague (fuck you, minwoo), had misplaced an important document needed for the project you had to submit. which ended up in your department head lashing out at you.
"who the hell does he think he is!?" you scream, now beginning to pull on the ends of the cushion.
minghao sat next to you, half in concern and half in fear. in all these years you two had been together, he had never seen you like this... like you could tear apart your whole office if you could. to say he was concerned was... putting it lightly.
he gently took the cushion from your hands. he took great care of it; he couldn't even think of it being ripped apart. placing it aside, he pats you on your back a few times.
"you know what? i'll go make some tea real quick, while you take a few deeeep breaths to calm a bit dow-"
"but he's at the wrong!" you butt in.
"I know, I know," he says as he places a hand on your cheek, "lemme just make the tea and we can put on some diss tracks and talk trash about him, okay?"
even though you were seething right now, you couldn't help but smile. hao had never been one to talk bad about someone, but you know that he's ever ready to put aside his meditated mind and join you, if that means you'll feel better (and that his cushion will remain safe).
when you get scared
seventeen × gn reader crack (if you squint), silly ot13, requested warnings: they're watching a horror movie word count: 579 author's notes: this was requested by 🐚 anon. i had so much fun visualising this😭 also ended up watching a video edit of that one GoSe horror special on yt. lemme know what you think!
setting: you're watching a horror movie with them.
➼ choi seungcheol
to be very honest, I feel like seungcheol would be more scared than you, except he hides it really well. you don't notice because you're scared as well, and when you jump in your seat and scream, it startles him too but quickly feigns confidence and teases you for being scared.
➼ yoon jeonghan
run. no questions asked, just run. jeonghan will never ever let you live down this moment. watch him double down in laughter for the rest of the movie. watch him narrate this whole incident, dramatically, to the rest of the boys. and every next time you both decide to watch another horror movie, he'll bring it up. every ten minutes.
➼ hong jisoo
so so concerned🥺 the jumpscare spooks you both, but he rushes to your side and asks if you're okay. you look at his face and start laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and he starts laughing too. ends up becoming a comedy movie from then on.
➼ moon junhui
he's the one who suggested it. he's also the one who regrets it first. jumps when you get scared or start screaming. not sure if you guys watch the whole movie cause you're both screaming at the top of your lungs every five minutes.
➼ kwon soonyoung
it's so funny cause he was so so excited for this. when he sees you folding yourself and watching through your fingers (ykwim?) he chuckles and says he'll protect you. also ends up getting scared with you. but most of the time he's just so loud and vocal - "woah look at that!" "woAH where did THAT COME FROM-"
➼ jeon wonwoo
wasn't very into this idea but agrees nonetheless. starts smiling when he sees you're scared shitless and lets you hide behind him whenever you feel like something spooky is gonna appear. he feels like a knight in shining armour.
➼ lee jihoon
he's scared. he'd rather die than admit it. keeps a confident and brave image to not let you know. there are times when he lets out the quietest of welps but you don't hear it cause you're screaming out there. pats your back and says, "it's okay. I'll beat them up for you."
➼ lee seokmin
he's the scared one. you have to keep increasing the volume of the movie but he somehow manages to scream over that. does not survive until the end. you swear you could see his soul fly away😭
➼ kim mingyu
the 6'2" man makes himself small next to you. his feet are tucked in and he's hugging his knees. hugs you whenever you get scared, but you don't know if it's because he's calming you down, or because he's scared himself.
➼ xu minghao
so quiet and engrossed in the movie. 'shh's you when you scream😭 "hey, keep it down, I'm trying to concentrate." but still side-hugs you and pulls you into him. laughs at you while hugging you lovingly at the end.
➼ boo seungkwan
gets scared with you. you're both screaming your lungs out together. he's sweating bullets and you're clinging onto him. you're both, literally, on top of the couch, hugging your knees. gets startled when you shout and whines about it.
➼ chwe hansol
starts critically analysing the movie ten minutes into it. when he sees you're scared, he just... laughs?? and goes "it's not that scary, c'mere." gives the movie a standing ovation at the end while you sit just there, soulless.
➼ lee chan
what horror movie? he ain't letting you put on a horror movie. he starts whining the moment he hears you talk about watching a horror movie. you both end up watching Frozen.
when you get drunk
seventeen × gn reader crack mostly, kinda fluff (somewhere) warnings: mentions of alcohol, being drunk, reader is absolutely wasted, calling reader 'stupid' once wc: 1.1k author's notes: requested; thank you anon!! this was something i made space in the drafts for but never completed lmao. i'm not very proud of this, but i hope you enjoy :)
➼ choi seungcheol
in the unlikely event that he is not drunk (the chances are quite less though), he's just happy that he gets to take care of you. something he hasn't noticed before (because, like previously stated, he's just as drunk), is that you babble a lot more when you're drunk, and you babble utter nonsense. so, he's more than happy to come and pick your drunk self up and take you home, coerce you to drink two or more glasses of water, change your clothes and get you to bed, all the while you're just chattering away about how the random dog you saw on the way is now the ceo of the company that sells hats made of blueberries. seungcheol smiles. obviously you make no sense, but he would willingly stay up to listen to your nonsense.
➼ yoon jeonghan
sneaky lil shit. already has a shit-eating grin when he realises you're home drunk. how you reached there is no concern to him now that you're home and you're absolutely wasted, stumbling over air and hugging the coat hanging nearby thinking it was him. he doubles over in laughter, but not before he runs to get his phone because this is blackmail material. he comes back just in time to see you attempt to kiss the jacket. after he's got all the footage he needs, he gently pulls you to him and drags you upstairs, changes your clothes and makes you drink a glass of water before climbing into bed with you. what hurts more than the headache next morning is having to watch the video he took, and you mentally decide to buy a shovel to dig your grave.
➼ hong jisoo
absolute gentleman. already worried when he gets a call saying you're wasted af. rushes over to where you are, softly talks you into getting into the car and takes you back home. giggles when you become extra touchy with him, but he manages to get you hydrated, changed and ready for bed. hell, he even removes all the makeup thoroughly before getting you into bed. how he does that, you don't know. but you're forever grateful for him.
➼ moon junhui
he'd be so surprised when you stumble into the house with no coherent thoughts. he'd run to you and hold you before you crash into the wall or faceplant yourself onto the floor. he's laughing at your mindless antics and jokes but sits you down with a bottle of water and listens to everything you say, even though it makes zero sense. soon, you fall asleep and he takes you to bed, changes your clothes if it's possible, and gets in bed with you. wakes up early next day to make you his special hangover soup.
➼ kwon soonyoung
you're the one who's drunk, but he's the one who seems like it lmao. he'd be jumping around with you, excitedly talking with you and listening to you talk. you're both literally blabbering over each other. in case there's anyone around you, they'd definitely be eyeing you both. probably end up staying awake till late, talking about all the things under the sun. you both wake up next morning on the couch, legs tangled and arms wrapped around each other.
➼ jeon wonwoo
super concerned and super clueless. does not know what to do when you show up tipsy. you just get more energetic when he tries to take care of you, so he has to beg you to cooperate with him right now. does it help though? of course not. gives you some medicine to prevent hangover, makes you drink water, and waits for you to slowly fall asleep on the couch before picking you up and putting you to bed.
➼ lee jihoon
he refrains from drinking, but he sure knows how to take care of your drunk self. silently watches your antics from the corner of the room and smiles thinking how'd he get so attached to the dork that's in front of him right now. when he's sure that you've tired yourself out, he pushes you towards the washroom to wash up, but eventually sighs and helps you when he hears the chaos in there. side-hugs you while you lean onto him as he's taking you to the bed and although he's got a bit more work to wrap up before sleep, he finds it hard to resist your puppy eyes that insists on cuddling.
➼ lee seokmin
becomes so excited seeing you like this. kinda like hoshi; you're the one who's drunk but he's the one who seems like it. asks you all about your evening and what you did and what you drank. takes mental note of trying the brand and type you mentioned as being really good. might even suggest opening a bottle right then and there. needless to say, you fall asleep holding the bottle, and he falls asleep holding you.
➼ kim mingyu
endeared by you. literally melts into a puddle seeing how much of a stupid you become while drunk because to him, you look like the most adorable thing on the earth. cups your cheek and presses a loud smooch on your cheeks because that's how much of a simp he is right now. happily listens to your rants while he's washing you up, dressing you in your pajamas and making you drink water. even after you're both in bed, he's turned to your side, watching your eyes glisten. it's the alcohol, he knows that. but something about you being so out of your mind right now just makes him giggle in love.
➼ xu minghao
lowkey judges you. he knows that you know your alcohol tolerance. he doesnt understand why you would go beyond that. is also done with all the bullshit you pull at him, but he eases a while later and next thing he knows, he's laughing along with you. keeps repeatedly telling you to wash up because you dont listen the first few times. when he returns with hangover medicines and water, he smiles seeing you curled up in the middle of the bed.
➼ boo seungkwan
highkey judges you. literally seats you on the couch and starts nagging about how you cant tolerate alcohol. and then sidles up to you to hear all the gossip you have to spill about the girl gang meeting that you came from. wakes up in the morning after he falls from somewhere; thats when he realises that you both fell asleep on the couch.
➼ chwe hansol
man was sleeping when you returned home. you'll be lucky if he woke up. has got no clue what to do, so just ends up standing there and listening to your yapping.
➼ lee chan
"jeonghan hyung? can you come over? i need help."