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imagine how good trash would taste if you liked eating trash....

me staring at the poor employee as i chug a 200$ bottle of perfume and die:

i wanna dress trashy so fucking bad. i want to rip the bottom half off these jeans. i want to cut apart these shirts and stitch them together. i want to put patches on these shoes. i want the colors to clash. i want to look like i'm a failed dti fit.

what's stopping me, you ask?

if i did any of this, my mother would instantly throw it out.