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ik putting characters in situations is a form of escapism but my form is putting them in a normal scenario. i wanna see what karkat does in at the dmv

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

im not as mean as i could be and i want people to be thankful for that

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

my dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.

Everyone loves to talk about carcinization but nobody talks about how unrelated clades of plants repeatedly evolve into trees.

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

hotels deciding what bedding they'll use: yes okay so we have the top sheet and we have a blanket but I feel like we're missing something

intern: you should add a single blanket that has a fucked up texture that no person has ever wanted in contact with their entire body

hotels: god that's perfect. ill order one for every room in existence

"big day for annoying people", "this must hit hard if youre stupid" and 12 other invaluable tools for the modern hater

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

all children are gay due to being small and weak, and lacking the core competencies of adulthood-- all of these being essentially gay attributes

how it feels to headcanon a character with a disorder that's not autism or adhd. I dont have a picture you just have to imagine

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

Tired of the “she did nothing wrong” mindset. She did EVERYTHING wrong and I’m still on her side and that’s true dedication baby.

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text

9 time kentucky derby winning race horse named “kill yourself”

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic