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Pics or It Didn’t Happen

Mild salt and slight hints of Maribat, but mostly crack. 

I did get some ideas from @unmaskedagain‘s blog. 

Their ml salt and/or crack fics sustain me. 

~~~

Marinette learned pretty quickly that even if you had proof, not everyone will listen. It’s always better to have pictures than words, because more people will believe you that way. 

It was a slow burn, but Lila Rossi had successfully turned Miss Bustier’s class against the girl. It hurt when her once friends called her jealous and a bully. 

Her! Marinette! 

Did they forget that she had been bullied by Chloe for years? Why would she become a bully after being bullied herself?

And jealous? Jealous of what? Marinette’s crush on Adrien had long simmered out into nothing but cinders. The boy was a spineless coward who would rather pretend everything was ok rather than stand up and face the truth.

It hurt that this had happened, but, oddly enough, Marinette got some of her greatest allies through this. 

It started with Chloe. 

One particularly gloomy day, Marinette saw the blonde sitting alone while eating her lunch. Sabrina had long abandoned the blonde for Lila’s fool’s gold and, not for the first time in her life, Chloe felt alone.

Now, despite their long hated history, Marinette wasn’t heartless. The Ladybug in her compelled her to sit next to the blonde and eat. Chloe stared at her, surprised, but said nothing as she continued to eat herself.

That lunch started a truce and led to a friendship. 

Next was Moriah. 

Moriah was an exchange student from America. Marinette was surprised the day she walked into the bakery and saw her parents talking with a shy looking brunette girl with glasses. 

Her parents told her that Moriah was a transfer student from America  that they would be hosting for the next few years if all went well. 

Moriah was very shy around new people, so when they arrived at school the next day, she stayed close to Marinette. Lila saw this and tried to tempt her into her web of lies. 

Moriah was interested in Lila’s tales, but cautious. She looked up any proof of Lila’s stories and found no evidence. She looked up Lila’s name. Nothing. 

When she tried pointing this out to the class, she was shunned. Chloe and Marinette welcomed her with open arms. 

After a month or so, Moriah became much more comfortable. She was witty and funny, and she had no qualms about defending her friends and she always tried to remain to the side of justice. 

This was one of the reasons Marinette decided to give her a miraculous. 

After a week of living together, Moriah found out Marinette was Ladybug. The girls had to share a room and Marinette came back late in the night, still dressed as Ladybug, assuming Moriah was asleep and detransformed in her room. 

Moriah dropped the book she was reading and squeaked behind the Asian girl.

The next few days included Moriah beating herself up about not noticing that her roommate was a superhero.

About a month or two later, was when Marinette began debating whether or not she should give Chloe and Moriah a miraculous. 

Chloe, Marinette knew she wanted to give a miraculous too. The blonde had long ago proved that she was trustworthy and ready to re-wield a miraculous, but she didn’t want to risk anyone knowing that it was Chloe like with Queen Bee.

Moriah was a different story. Marinette was scared about risking something and making a mistake like she did trusting Alya. And the risk was much higher with Moriah since the brunette girl knew Marinette was Ladybug and the Guardian. 

It wasn’t until when Ondine was akumatized again that Marinette made her choice. 

Lila had manipulated Kim and convinced him to dump Ondine, to which she was akumatized into Syren again. 

Ladybug had to fight this one almost alone because recently, Chat Noir had been showing less and less. He blamed it on his other life, but Ladybug couldn’t help but get the feeling that it was because she kept rejecting him. 

It was a long hard battle and by the time it was through, Ladybug knew she needed help. If Chat Noir was going to be a little bitch, fine. But this wasn’t going to happen again. 

That day, Marinette decided to give Chloe the Fox Miraculous and Moriah the Bee Miraculous. They became the heroes; Vixen and Yellow Jacket.

(“This is why I’m a dog person.” Yellow Jacket commented, pointing at Chat Noir as he arrived late to their first fight with disdain.)

Miss Bustier’s class were both excited and confused about the new heroes. What happened to Rena Rouge? 

Alya threw her phone when she saw Ladybug announce that Vixen and Yellow Jacket would be the new, permanent holders of the miraculouses. 

Many mocked Chloe for being replaced, assuming that the girl would throw a tantrum, but she ignored them. 

What Moriah couldn’t understand is how nobody noticed how similar Vixen and Queen Bee looked. 

The next ally was Luka, who turned out to be the most helpful. 

He never knew about the tall-tales that the class had been told until one day when the girls came by to his house boat and was met with a disgruntled Moriah whose hair was cut.

Moriah had pretty magenta peek-a-boo highlights that were hardly noticeable, but Lila decided to complain that Moriah’s colored hair was distracting her. Mr Damocles ordered her to get rid of the colors from her hair or she’d be expelled. 

Moriah, while normally always respectful, especially to adults, looked stunned. She pointed to Alix and Juleka, yelling; “What about Alix and Juleka?! Their hair is more obvious than mine! Why shouldn’t they change their hair?”

She was not allowed back on campus until the color had been removed from her hair. Moriah was furious and called her parents, telling them what had happened, and told Tom and Sabine the same thing with Chloe and Marinette.

Both parties were furious, but there was nothing Moriah’s parents could do since they were in America and Tom and Sabine tried talking to Mr Damocles about the issue, stating that there was nothing in the school rules against dyed hair and why it shouldn’t be more important than the education, but the man refused to budge. 

Eventually, after three days of failing to get Mr Damocles to see reason and missed school, Tom and Sabine emailed the school board about the issue and, with no choice until they responded, Moriah was forced to get rid of her highlights.

She flat out refused to dye her hair because to get all the highlights out, they’d have to dye her whole head, so Moriah was forced to cut her locks short to remove the color. 

Needless to say, she was pissed. 

As was Luka.

The boy had grown to be good friends with the girl and liked her highlights. Seeing the rockin’ pink cut out sucked. When he asked what had happened, the girls told him everything, including Lila’s tabloid tales.

Luka was quick to pull Juleka aside and open her eyes to reason. When the girl found out the truth, the first thing she did was tell Rose. 

The blonde girl’s eyes were opened too, and were quick to fill with tears. Everything was a lie. How could they have been so stupid? Then they remembered that Marinette had tried to warn them and were overcome with guilt. How could they make it up to her?

Marinette, Chloe, and Moriah were watching Heathers (Moriah’s suggestion) in Marinette’s room with their kwamis when Rose and Juleka entered. (Tikki, Pollen, and Trixx hid before the girls could see them)

The movie was paused and the girls stared at each other, waiting for something to happen. There was a beat of silence before Rose burst into tears.

“Marinette, we’re so sorry! We should’ve listened to you!” 

Rose and Juleka told them that Luka had opened their eyes and that they never should have believed Lila’s stories and how they had tried to prove it to Ivan and Mylene too, but they wouldn’t listen. 

They ended their apology by saying; “We know we don’t deserve your forgiveness, but we are sorry and we want to make it up to you. Starting with this.”

Both girls handed Marinette two hundred dollars each. Marinette looked between the girls and the money in shock. 

“It’s payment for everything you’ve done for us. Every dress, outfit, accessory, baked good, everything. We know it isn’t enough, but it’s all we can afford right now. We promise to give you more once we have it.”

There were a few minutes of silence after that. Marinette blinked at the girls before tearing up and smiling.

“No. You don’t have to give me anymore. This will do.” She reassured. 

Rose and Juleka awkwardly nodded, but Marinette could tell they were somewhat relieved. There was an awkward silence before Moriah spoke up. 

“I know you’re lesbians, but do you want to drool over JD with us?”

Rose and Juleka blushed, but nodded their heads happily, rushing over to join the group.

It wasn’t just the girls though. Nathaniel never believed the stories, but was scared about what would happen if he spoke up. Seeing Rose and Juleka of all people step up made him join too. Marinette also had allies in students in other classes too, like Marc, Calude, and Aurore as well as in other schools, like Kagami and Felix. For the first time in a long time, Marinette felt much better. 

She should have known it wouldn’t last. 

That night she and Moriah returned to their room after patrol, she should have noticed that her sketchbook wasn’t where she left it on her desk. 

She should have noticed when she and Moriah got up in the morning, but they were so exhausted from the night before to think of anything more than food and getting ready. 

The girls met up with Chloe at the school gates and they had just walked into the classroom when they saw Alya talking with Miss Bustier, Lila and her sheep herded on one side of the room and the rest on the other side, looking murderous. Marinette almost instantly got a gut feeling that something was wrong.

Boy was she right.

When the girls were noticed, Lila’s sheep gave them smug looks while the girl herself gave them a faux innocent look. 

She did something.

Miss Bustier cleared her throat before turning to face the girls. 

“Girls, because of your behavioral issues, the class decided that it would be best if you three didn’t go on the class trip.”

Oh yeah, the class trip. 

During the third and final year, the seniors of the school were allowed a class trip. It was to be organized by the class, mostly the president, and the entire class had to do fundraisers to pay for it. 

To be completely honest, the last thing the three girls wanted to do was go on a trip with their class. Nathaniel and Marc had gotten an internship at DC Comics (courtesy of MDC) and that was taking place exactly during the class trip and Luka and Juleka’s mom decided that they were going to sail around the world this summer and Rose got permission to tag along. 

It would only be the three girls together with a class who hated them, but Marinette was the class president and had to organize it, and if she had to organize the whole thing then she was going to enjoy the fruits of her labor. And Chole and Moriah weren’t going to let her suffer alone. 

The bluenette had already begun planning the trip. Places to go and fundraising to do. She even decided to go ahead and book reservations. It was unfair!

Marinette opened her mouth to argue when her eye caught something in the trash that made her heart stop. 

Praying she was wrong, she slowly walked to the trash can and pulled out it’s contents. 

There was her sketchbook, tattered and torn.

She couldn’t believe it. Marinette started hyperventilating, looking at the scraps of her work.

Marinette had several sketchbooks, she filled them out rather fast, but that specific sketchbook was one filled with the design ideas she had for Jagged Stone’s tour that was happening this summer. 

Marinette felt the world around her spiralling. She felt dizzy. Distantly she could hear people calling her name, but couldn’t comprehend it. 

She felt sick. 

She was going to be sick! 

That was the last thing she remembered before running home, people calling her name as she left the school.

~~~

Always make friends with people who are loyal. 

A good friend will make you feel better after someone hurt you. 

But a best friend will skip beside you with an old, rusty bat singing “Someone’s gonna get it~”

After Marinette ran out, Chloe, Moriah, Juleka, Rose, and Nathaniel all screamed at their classmates and teacher, telling them how incompetent they were. Moriah, too angry to remember how to speak french, called them scum sucking creeps of the earth that Satan wouldn’t even want in hell. 

It probably would’ve gone farther, but the three competent classmates gave Chloe and Moriah a look and told them to go after Marinette. 

The girls listened with no hesitation. 

They ran all the way to the Dupan-Cheng bakery. They walked in and Tom and Sabine looked at them before glancing upstairs with sad looks. Both girls knew immediately what they meant. They went upstairs to see Marinette doing breathing exercises, trying to keep from crying or even being sad at all. Tikki was patting her wielder’s leg. 

Moriah instantly ran over to Marinette while Chloe was quick to close any windows, doors, and cover any cracks and creases that an akuma could get through before joining them

Fuck Hawkmoth! There was no way the girls were going to let Marinette try and keep this bottled up so that she wouldn’t get akumatized. 

Chloe decided that the best thing for them to do was go to her father’s hotel and have a girls night, which is precisely what they did. What Marinette didn’t know was that there was a double meaning behind it.

The girls and their kwamis spent the night eating junk food and watching chick-flicks like Legally Blonde and Mean Girls. Rose, Juleka, and Nathaniel told the others what had happened, and Chloe and Moriah were met with numerous texts, asking if they needed to come over, but the girls reassured everyone that they had it covered.

Finally, Marinette had passed out. It was after midnight and Chloe and Moriah exchanged looks before getting to work. 

Tip-toeing out of the room, closing the door behind them, Moriah unlocked Marinette’s phone and opened her contacts. 

Scrolling down the list, taking note of a few names she wanted to ask the bluenette about later, she found the contact they were looking for. 

Jagged Stone. 

Hitting the face-time button, the girls waited for Jagged to answer. The rock star was currently in America, and should only be mid afternoon over there. Even if it wasn’t, he’d stop in the middle of a live concert if Marinette was calling him.

Sure enough, after two beeps, the screen changed to Jagged’s face.

“Marinette, love! So good to hear from you-” He stopped short when he saw the two girls, neither of which being his honorary niece.

“Moriah? Chloe? What’re you doing calling me on Marinette’s phone?”

That was all it took before the girls told him everything. Lila’s stories, all worthy of a lawsuit, what happened to Marinette’s sketchbook, they even emailed him pictures of the texts that the class had sent to Marinette, most of which encuriged the girl to comitte suicide, and a link to the LadyBlog to prove that everything was true.

About midway during their confession, Penny had appeared on the screen, reading the emails that the girls had sent her. By the time Chloe and Moriah were finished, the pair looked like they wanted to commit murder.

Jagged yelled in fury, wanted to take legal action immediately, but Moriah cut in before he could.

“I agree with you Jagged, but what Marinette needs is a break. She needs a vacation from her class and Paris in general.” 

Chloe nodded in agreement.

Jagged brought a hand to his chin in thought. The girls had a point, but what to do? 

~~~

It was Penny’s idea. 

The first thing the girls did in the morning was burn all the plans that Marinette had made for the trip. They cancelled the reservations and when they got to school, Marinette walked up to Miss Buster’s desk and said; “I’m resigning as class president. If the class doesn’t want Chloe, Moriah, and I to join them on the class trip, then I won’t plan it.”

And that was it. 

Lila had been chosen as the new class president.

To her credit, she did do a decent job. She had decent fundraising ideas, but she started late in the school year, so the class only raised enough money to go to Disneyland Paris.

Chloe snorted.

The class attended the trip in June. Their social media and camera rolls filled with pictures. Most of the captions read that they were glad to get away from the bullies at school.

It wasn’t till after the trip that they found out what happened with the girls. 

It was Alix who found out first. In the class group chat, save the three ‘bullies,’ Alix texted: “OMG, look at this!”

Underneath was a picture of the three girls at the airport with Jagged Stone, Penny, and Fang. The three were posing like Charlie’s Angels, wearing huge grins, with the caption: “Touring with Jagged Stone All Summer!!”

Penny was a genius. 

Lila looked at her phone in horror. This couldn’t be happening.

Oh, my dear liar, but it is!

The first stop was Gotham. Jagged was performing at a Gala hosted by Bruce Wayne, which the girls would be attending. But first, they got a tour of Wayne industries. 

The first picture in Gotham was taken by Moriah at Wayne industries. She was looking at the phone camera like she was on the Office while very clearly behind her you could see Marinette talking with Damian Wayne, the youngest Wayne son, and Chloe talking with a boy named Jonathan ‘Jon’ Kent, son of famous reporters Lois Lane-Kent and Clark Kent. Alya nearly snapped her phone in half when she recognized the boy. The pairs were obviously flirting. The picture’s captain read: ”First Day in Gotham and I’m already a fifth wheel.”

The next two pictures taken were a surprise to everyone. 

They were taken by Chloe in the late night streets of Gotham. The first one was a picture of Marinette sitting on the driver’s seat of the batmobile looking like all her dreams had come true while Batman stood beside her, arms crossed, looking rather stern.

The second picture was Moriah holding two pistols with starry eyes with Red Hood standing beside her, explaining to her how to shoot them, with an alarmed Marinette and Nightwing running towards them in the background. 

The girls did take a selfie with the entire Batfam, but they decided not to post that one.

The next few days were mainly pictures of the girls sightseeing (with the occasional sneaky picture Moriah took of her friends with Damian and Jon). However, at one point the girls were adopted (kidnapped) by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Chloe and Marinette both agree that the weirdest thing that happened in Gotham was Moriah bonding with a talking plant named Frank.

Eventually, it was the night of the Wayne Gala. None of the girls took pictures of the gala, but the entrance was on tv, which Miss Bustier’s class made a movie night out of. 

Sure enough, walking down the red carpet were the girls. Marinette had made new outfits for all of them, just for the gala, and they were stunning.

Marinette wore a long scarlet dress. It was fashioned like a traditional chinese dress, but more Marinette-y. There were intricate designs stitched in black around the bottom of the dress with a silk sash tied around her waist. Her hair was pulled up into a bun with a fancy stain glass rose pin in it. 

Chloe wore a glamorous gold mermaid dress. It shimmered with every step she took with glittering blue details on the top that matched her makeup. And if you looked down, you could see her wearing gold, literal gold, heels. Her hair was down in beach wave curls with blue strands woven into it.

Lila and Alya screamed when they saw both girls being escorted in by Damian Wayne and Jon Kent respectively. 

Jagged and Penny were linked together. Penny wore a v-neck, sleeveless shimmering silver dress, also made by Marinette, while Jagged wore a dark purple suit. It looked pretty monotone for the man at first, but when lights hit the suit, you could see that there had been music notes embroidered into the suit that turned it into a rainbow of color.

Moriah’s dress came as a bit of a surprise. Marinette knew Moriah was more comfortable in pants than a dress, but she still wanted the girl to wear a dress, so they compromised. Moriah wore a dress that was also crossed with a suit. Kind of like Garnet’s wedding dress from Steven Universe.

She wore a tuxedo jacket over a white, sleeveless dress that draped down longer in the back, shorter in the front. She had a red sash wrapped around her waist and black tights with red shoes to match. Around her neck was a shirt collar and bow-tie that she wore like a choker. Her hair was half up and half down in curls. Moriah wasn’t one to wear make up, but since it was a special occasion, she wore some mascara and a little lipstick.

The biggest surprise was her escort. 

Walking beside her was Fang, dressed in his own original Marinette tux that matched Jagged’s.

For the rest of the night, nobody knew what happened to the girls at the gala. It wasn’t until the next morning that they found out.

Chloe and Marinette spent most of the night hanging out with Jon and Damian, but whenever they weren’t doing that, they talked with the other guests, most of whom asked for the designer of their outfits, which really boosted traffic on Marinette’s website. 

Moriah hung out around the dessert table most of the night, snacking on a bit of everything, while talking with the other Wayne sons. At some point, totally unclear on the how and why, Moriah and the oldest Wayne son, Dick Grayson, got into a dance fight. The gala ended before the fight did, so they had to call a draw.

Their next destination was New York, but they made a slight detour to Metropolis per Jon and Chloe’s request. They got a VIP tour of the Daily Planet and met Jon’s parents: Lois Lane-Kent and Clark Kent. 

Moriah recorded Lois tearing into the LadyBlog with a grin on her face, having no remorse in posting it online.

Alya couldn’t understand it as she watched her idol tearing into her life’s work.

Then the girls’ mentioned BugOut, the blog Aurore ran, and Lois was a lot more pleasant. 

Alya threw her phone when she got a text from Nino that Marinette got Aurore an internship at the Daily Planet for winter and spring break, and possibly summer if she did well.

The next picture posted was the first one Marinette took. It was of her two friends hanging off Superman’s massive muscles as he flexed. Chloe denies ever drooling.

After that, they left for New York. Specifically, the Avengers’ Tower. It was the anniversary of when the Avengers first became a team, and Tony Stark, an old friend of Jagged’s, highered the man to play at the party. 

Before then, they toured the Avengers tower. At one point, they walked in to see Captain America, Bucky Barns, and Thor working out. Shirtless. Moriah let out a quiet but passionate “Hell yes” when they saw them. 

After the three men, regretfully, put on their shirts, they showed off their equipment. Chloe couldn’t help but squeal when Captain America handed her his shield. Marinette grinned as she hung off Bucky’s metal arm as he flexed it. Moriah was once again handed guns, this time by Black Widow, which were once again promptly taken from her.

After all that excitement came the big guns. Per the girls’ request, Penny recorded them trying to lift Thor’s hammer. It was all fun and games until Marinette easily picked it up. It was dead quiet before Thor’s voice thundered across the room.

“She is worthy! I must take her to Asgard with me!” 

Tony took a step forward. “Thor, you can’t take a child.” He stressed.

Thor tilted his head at the millionaire like a puppy. Moriah winced, grabbing her heart. That face was too cute for a grown-ass space god.

“Then what is the spider-kid?”

Tony faceplamed. “He’s my intern and protege. I’m his mentor!”

“Then I shall be this child’s mentor!”

“No!”

“Miss Potts can be Chloe’s mentor, for they are both fit to rule!” Chloe preened at this. 

“Thor, no!”

Moriah raised her hand. “Can the kick-ass, Russian spy be my mentor?”

Natasha raised an eyebrow at the girl before smirking.

“Yes! Black Widow will become Moriah’s mentor! It all works out! Now, I must take my new protege to Asgard to meet the All-Father.”

“Thor, no!” 

“Don’t you take my niece!” Jagged ran into the phone’s picture, looking ready to fuck-up a god. 

The video ended with Penny dropping the phone and running towards Jagged who was now riding on Thor’s back, pulling his hair.

The video went viral in an hour. 

Lila’s hands trembled as she watched the video, feeling herself paleing. She had become enemies with someone who could lift Thor’s hammer.

This wasn’t posted, but shortly after Penny got Jagged off Thor, Loki appeared. He tried explaining that he felt powerful magic coming from the tower, but was cut short when Moriah tackled him to the ground in an aggressive hug.

While we’re on the subject of proteges, at some point, Peter came over. He heard that Jagged Stone was at the tower and wanted to meet him. He, Ned, and MJ were huge fans and he really needed an autograph. 

Friday told him that Jagged was with the other Avengers in the training room. Promptly saying thanks to the A.I, the spider boy practically ran to the room. What he didn’t expect was to open the door to see a short, brunette girl German suplex the Winter Soldier while wearing heels. (A trick Natasha had taught her. The Black Widow took being a mentor very seriously.)

Tony turned to see who was at the door and was met with a red faced, dazed Peter Parker who was clutching the area over his heart like it was about to beat out of his chest.

“Natasha, your kid broke my minion!”

(Now Marinette and Chloe got their fill of taking sneaky pictures of Moriah and Peter.)

The girls did normal sightseeing stuff around New York. They went to a town called Riverdale and Moriah met a guy named Jughead. They bonded over having friends with love issues that attracted endless people while they just wanted to eat burgers.

At some point they were in another dangerous situation, but this time they met some guy named Deadpool who would make this One-Shot Rated-R if I actually put anything he said in it.

While in New York, they went to two Broadway Musicals. The first one was Phantom of the Opera. (Jagged didn’t really want to see this one, but he was outnumbered one to four. (Five including Fang. The crocodile had a weird love for Opera music.)) They also had a backstage pass where pictures of Marinette conversing with the person in charge of costumes, Chloe complementing the actress who played Christine, and Moriah hugging the actor who played the Phantom were taken.

After that, Jagged took them to see Hamilton. What the girls’ didn’t know, however, was that this was a special show with the original cast. Moriah screamed when she saw Lin Manuel-Miranda on the stage as Alexander Hamilton and when they went backstage, Moriah started crying when the cast greeted her.

Mylene, who admired the man herself, felt her heart break when she saw the picture of a joy-crying Moriah hugging Lin.

After that, they went to Florida for Jagged’s next concert at Universal Studios. They didn’t meet anyone famous there, but the class were still envious of the pictures. 

Moriah was a huge Potter Head, so this was a dream come true. She hissed at Marinette and Chloe when they playfully mocked her Hufflepuff shirt while they sported matching Slytherin shirts. 

They also went to Disney World, which was also a dream come true. The funniest thing that happened there was while Jagged and Moriah were off trying to waste hundreds of dollars on ice cream and other junk food with Penny trying to stop them, one of the park’s managers thought that Chloe and Marinette were supposed to fill-in for two of the disney princesses. Jagged, Penny, and Moriah came back to find Chloe dressed like Elsa and Marinette dressed like Mulan. Moriah laughed hysterically at the two girls until the same park manager pulled her away and she came out dressed like Belle.

Originally, Florida was supposed to be the final place, but there was a last minute change. Turns out that Jagged Stone has a sister who lives in Japan with a daughter named Kyoko Jirou.

While they were on tour, Jirou and her classmates had done a performance for their school’s festival.

Jagged, of course, was inspired and requested Penny to schedule one last performance in Japan where he’d have Jirou and her band open for him. It would be a nonprofit concert since Jagged wanted it within the next two weeks, but that didn’t bother him. 

The girls had to check in with their parents, but they were allowed to go with Jagged to Japan. 

Since it would take every waking moment to plan the concert and write a new song for it, Jagged had the girls join Jirou’s class for the time being despite being a little older.

The first picture taken was Moriah performing the German suplex Natasha taught her on a hot, ash-blonde guy named Katsuki Bakugou who said that the girls looked weak. 

The next thing that was posted was a selfie of the three girls wearing the UA gym uniforms with the caption: “Training at the USJ.” With them in the picture were Momo and Hagakure, both of which were adorning new hero costumes.

Marinette took one look at their old costumes and went on a rampage. In the time span of two days, she managed to make both girls new suits (with the help of the support course). 

Momo kept her red and white color scheme, but it became a two piece outfit that was pretty similar to a female wrestler’s costume, but with knee and elbow pads. To avoid showing too much skin, they used strands of Momos hair as a way to let her creations move past the more intimate areas of her body. Momo kept her heeled boots because if Black Widow and Wonder Woman can kick ass in heels then so could she, but Moriah gave the suggestion of being able to snap the heels off and use them like throwing darts.

Hagakure’s suit was made out of reflective lenses that could turn her completely invisible without having to be naked, but also amplify any light she admitted. She got a chest plate tank top and pants with built in kneepads. Her boots were sound absorbent for stealth and she also got a pair of rocking goggles to keep her from blinding herself.

Needless to say, both girls were satisfied with their new looks.

For the next couple of days, they took pictures of Class 1-A. Marinette was the only one who could get a picture with the Class 1-A homeroom teacher, Mr. Aizawa. Probably because she made him a new sleeping bag as an apology for their intrusion.

Funny story: When he saw Jagged Stone, he paled, before muttering “Oh dear god, there’s two of them” under his breath repeatedly. The girls didn’t understand this until they met Present Mic.

Moriah and Katsuki somewhat got along after the german suplex incident and she hung out with the Baku-Squad. Chloe took a bit of an interest in a duel-haired boy named Todoroki who hung out with a boy named Izuku Midoryia and the Deku-Squad. Izuku and Marinette got along swimmingly, just don’t look directly at them. It’s harmful to look at the sun, let alone two.

At one point, they met Endeavor. All three girls called him out and chastised him for being a horrible father and human being. Chloe took the lead on this. (Todoroki started looking at her in a new light.)

The next big news that Miss Buister’s class got wasn’t from stalking the girls’ social media. It was the Japanese news. The class couldn’t believe it when they saw that Ladybug, Vixen, and Yellow Jacket were in Japan. 

Originally the girls were only planning on going shopping, but when they saw the villain attack, their hero instincts took over and they transformed and apprehended the perp. To avoid suspicion, Vixen cast an illusion to make it look like Marinette, Chloe, and Moriah were in the background in the crowd.

The girls were interviewed by the press. Well… Ladybug and Vixen conversed with the press while Yellow Jacket was giddily talking in the background with the pro hero Hawks, who the girls had aided, with a vibrant blush on her face.

Non Surprisingly, Izuku was there. Ladybug gave him the most attention out of all the interviewer’s. (Block your eyes from the sunshine rays!)

The next day, things got even crazier. All three girls were kidnapped by the League of Villains. U.A, Jagged, and Penny were in a panic until Moriah posted a selfie, looking so done with the world, with a black haired, scared man with piercings beside her staring at the phone camera like he was on the Office. 

\In the background, Marinette was chastising the villains about how rude it was to kidnap people while Chloe insulted their base’s decor. The caption read: “These idiots didn’t even take our phones.”

They were found two days later by a group of pro-heroes, led by current No. 1 hero, Endeavor, but when the heroes burst in, they stopped short at the sight in front of them.

The heroes found a very smug Marinette demolishing a very pissed Shigaraki at a video game while Chloe, Toga, Magne, and Twice were doing each other’s nails in the corner while gossiping. In another corner of the room, Dabi had decided to give Moriah new, vibrant blue highlights that matched his eyes. 

The entire base was refurbished.

The heroes were stunned long enough for the LoV to escape.

The girls had to use the horse miraculous to return to Paris several times to deal with akumas, but it was worth it. 

Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Jagged’s trip was soon over and the girls returned to Paris. 

The moment they walked into the classroom they were met with glares ranging from weak to pure shade. 

While they were on the trip, Jagged had told every important person they came across every tabloid lie Lila had spun and she was met with a tsunami of lawsuits. As was the LadyBlog. Alya’s eyes were red and puffy, but she still gave a heated glare towards Marinette. 

The rest of the class wasn’t off the hook, either. With all the evidence Moriah and Chloe had shown Jagged, the entire class were sued for harassment. 

After finally getting to the email Tom and Sabine sent, the school board had found out about everything. Mr Damocles and Miss Bustier had been told to hit the road, and were promptly replaced with new, competent teachers. 

The girls gave a bright smile before sitting in the back of the class, high-fiving Nathaniel, Rose, and Juleka on the way.

Best. Vacation. Ever.

As always, here we go again...

"Dearest Family" has been released recently and we all know what that means...

It's again another time to rant about how much Miraculous pisses me off!

So let's start off with what I always do, a long, unnecessary synopsis of the episode!

Warning: Spoilers for episode "Dearest Family"

Summary: The episode starts off with Gabriel Agreste in his "secret lair" experimenting with an anti-akuma charm, to see if there is way to still akumatize a victim with a anti-akuma charm. Gabriel's experiments are successful and he creates the mega akuma. Meanwhile, Tom and his father, Roland are at the bakery making a colette for kings day. This pastry is so delicious that it has caught the attention of Tikki just it's smell. Tikki tries to wake up Marinette to try some of the pastry, but Marinette refuses and tries to go back to sleep. This, in turn causes everyone (the other kwamis) to wake up. Marinette gives in and goes down to the bakery to get some pieces of the puff pastry. After Marinette get's some pieces of the puff pastry and puts the pieces in her purse, where is, she goes back to her room to give some of the puff pastry to the kwami's only to find out that Tikki has eaten all of the pieces. This causes Sass and the other kwami's to get extremely worried. Tikki goes into defense mode and get angry at the other kwami's for accusing her. Marinette then defends Tikki and says that she couldn't have eaten it all. Sass warns Marinette about the appetite of the kwami of creation. Marinette then defends herself and Tikki saying that she knows Tikki fairly well. Tikki and Marinette go back downstairs to get more of the pastry in the end. After Marinette and Tikki leave the room all the kwami's start to freak out and Sass takes precaution and tells some of the kwami's to watch over Tikki. Meanwhile, in the bakery Gina suddenly arrives in front of the building, with a pink motorcycle for her birthday (which was a few moths ago). The gift makes everyone start to disagree with the decision of letting Marinette ride a motorcycle. While everyone is distracted, Tikki tries to get some pieces of the colette in the bakery. Marinette sees Tikki and stops her before she could even touch the pastry. Marinette's family comes into the bakery, Tikki hides (of course) and Marinette suggests they all go up stairs and eat the colette. While they eat the colette the adults keep arguing on who knows what's best for Marinette, while Marinette tries to catch Tikki and stop her from being seen. Marinette goes upstairs with the realization that there is something wrong with Tikki. Marinette comes up with the solution to transform so Tikki won't be able to eat any of the pastry and not be seen. But after the process of transforming Tikki's hunger is still present in Ladybug. Meanwhile, Shadowmoth uses a mega akuma to akumatize all of the Dupain-Cheng's into Bakerix, Weredad, Qilin, and Befana. The now akumatized family all try to fight each other while also trying to get to Marinette, who is in her room. Ladybug here's the commotion and escapes the room through her balcony before anyone can see her. After Ladybug is able to escape her home she is still unable to function normally because of the unbearable hunger she feels because of Tikki. In cause of these cravings Ladybug steals some boxes of colette from people and eats them herself. Bakerix finds Ladybug and tries to fight her and is almost successful in doing so until Chat Noir intervenes. Ladybug leaves Chat Noir fighting Bakerix to de-transform and reason with Tikki. Tikki, instead is not able to hold the unbearable appetite she has for the colette and leaves Marinette to search for more. Before Marinette can transform Befana finds her in an alleyway. The fight goes on with each members of the family fighting Chat Noir. Though Chat Noir is able to use his cataclysm to escape. Meanwhile, Marinette finds Tikki devouring all the colette's in sight. Tikki then realizes that all of the colette is almost gone which causes her to use her power of Lucky Charm to summon a giant colette on top of the whole of Paris. Chat Noir sees this and uses cataclysm to destroy the giant pastry. Before Tikki can summon another Marinette stops her and Tikki feels a great amount of shame. Marinette forgives Tikki and encourages her to ignore the cravings. Marinette transforms into Ladybug and joins the

fight against the akumatized family. Ladybug eventually uses her Lucky Charm and finds out that the akuma is at the house of the Dupain-Cheng's. Chat Noir destroys the akumatized object. Ladybug captures the akuma and uses Miraculous Ladybug to restore everything back to normal. And with Tikki back to normal, the knowledge of her weakness, and with Marinette getting a vespa the episode ends (with a bonus scene of Gabriel talking to his wife who is in a coma).

Yay! Another detailed summary of the episode to add to the collectiom!

AnYwAy! Let's dive in to my inner thoughts about this episode.

(Also, as always I am re watching the episode as I type this so I might have some unnecessary details. Anyway! Let's get into it!)

First things first, I am really questioning how Gabriel Agreste was able to get a anti-charm because I mean he hasn't even been akumatized yet this season! I guess maybe it could be possible he get's an anti-charm in like the "Gabriel Agreste" episode but until then I will be very confused. I also just want to mention the fact that Natalie has not recovered one bit since this season has started and I'm getting worried(wait what if Natalie is the price to pay if Gabriel were to get the miraculous :0). Continuing on, so Shadowmoth is now able to create a akuma that is able to akumatize an victim with an anti-charm, and they name it the "Mega Akuma". Now I don't mean to make fun of the creators for using the most cliche way of naming something slightly powerful then the original (not the sarcasm) but really "Mega akuma"? What's next the "Ultra Akuma"?

Anyway! I know this is pretty random buuuutt Sass crawling out of that bookshelf is SOOOO ADORABLE! And as you can tell by now I obviously have a favorite kwami. I mean I know this whole episode is about Tikki's cravings and her inner weaknesses, but like she is really desperate to test that pastry and when she does finally get some pieces of that pastry she eats it all and doesn't even leave a single piece for the rest of the kwamis. Damn, just damn. Not to mention the way she easily get's defensive about it. I swear if looks could kill the rest of those kwamis would be dead.

Moving on, YES SASS YOU TELL HER. Okay in all seriousness though we all stan Sass for being the kwami to warn Marinette of what is to come. And Marinette I know you are a bit defensive about your relationship with Tikki, but you should listen to Sass. I also love the fact that Sass is seen as the true ruler of the kwamis. Not to mention, the fact that Sass is Luka's kwami and that there personalities are so similar to each other.

Moving on! I mean Marinette if you don't want that motorcycle you can give it to Luka T3T. No offense to Marinette's family but I don't think anyone really knows what's best for her, not even Marinette herself. I mean during this whole season it is clearly shown that Marinette is still trying to figure out what her role is whether it be her role as Ladybug or her role on the future. So in reality no one really knows what is best Marinette.

Continuing in with the episode! Jesus Christ! What the heck is that face that Ladybug made when she said she was "starving" I swear this gosh this episode cannot get any weirder.

AAAAAANNNDDD! I spoke to soon. What the heck is that face that Ladybug is making. I have come to the conclusion that throughout this episode Ladybug is going to make the weirdest faces. I mean look at the face she is making when she is stuffing her face with that pastry.

Okay now, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT. I mean I know that Tikki was in need of that pastry to satisfy her hunger but like damn. I would legit be so fucking scared if I was in that situation.

Me:

Okay, first it was the talking to Simpleman shenanigans and now it's eating a piece of puff pastry. Great.

Okay not to be mean or anything, but like why the heck does it look like ChatAdrien is freaking injured right now. I mean he's holding his chest like he's holding a bleeding wound. Like what the heck. All he did was use cataclysm on the ground, dramatic much.

Marinette: Tikki, I need you...

Meanwhile, Tikki: Oh no there's only one piece of colette left! *has arguement with self on whether or not she should eat it.*

Damn bro, it be like that sometimes.

AnYwAy! Why does it look like Tikki is constipated when she uses Lucky Charm? ANd clearly she wants all of Paris to know that she is "THE KWAMI OF CREATION". That whole scene was lowkey really weird.

Now THAT is a giant ass cookie or puff pie or whatever.

DAMN! Is Tikki really the devil cause it sure sounds like she is.

Okay now that everything has been cleared up with Tikki time for another fight scene! yay. (note the sarcasm). And yes Chat Noir again.

Okay how the heck can they tell that, that akuma is more powerful I mean can they just sense it? Because by the look of it looks like a regular akuma to me.

Me when Chat Noir asked Ladybug to be his queen: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No. (dying/crying internally inside).

I just realized that the motorcycle that Gina bought Marinette is both teal and pink. MY LUKANETTE HEART!!!!

And this episode of miraculous ladybug has been brought to you by Marinette getting a vespa.

ANND with that the episode is over!

Now all in all the episode wasn't that bad, with the exceptions of all the weird faces that Ladybug/Marinette made and demonic Tikki of course. Mainly, all my thoughts on this episode are just the weird faces and scenes in this episode so I don't really have anything else to say.

Anyway! Those were my thoughts on the episode "Dearest Family". I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of there day or night and always remember. . .

But that's just my opinion (・ε・)

(I was procrastinating doing this ever since the episode came out, but I did it and now I'm done! Well almost. I know that the french dub of the episode "Glaciator 2" just came out so I'll be doing my rant on that episode later tonight ((or morining really)) because I know for sure I have some things to say about that episode. :)

I made the video I put in my latest post into a gif :)

Enjoy!

You know I just realized that if MLB is going to going to go with the route of Adrien being a sentimonster then if the ring that “controls” him is destroyed would that mean Adrien would also cease to exist, which in turn would end the LS all together. :0

(Old thought but why not post it lol :p)

But that's just my opinion (or theory idk) (・ε・)

((Also surprise I’m not dead, tho I wish I could be))

As always, here we go again...

"Dearest Family" has been released recently and we all know what that means...

It's again another time to rant about how much Miraculous pisses me off!

So let's start off with what I always do, a long, unnecessary synopsis of the episode!

Warning: Spoilers for episode "Dearest Family"

Summary: The episode starts off with Gabriel Agreste in his "secret lair" experimenting with an anti-akuma charm, to see if there is way to still akumatize a victim with a anti-akuma charm. Gabriel's experiments are successful and he creates the mega akuma. Meanwhile, Tom and his father, Roland are at the bakery making a colette for kings day. This pastry is so delicious that it has caught the attention of Tikki just it's smell. Tikki tries to wake up Marinette to try some of the pastry, but Marinette refuses and tries to go back to sleep. This, in turn causes everyone (the other kwamis) to wake up. Marinette gives in and goes down to the bakery to get some pieces of the puff pastry. After Marinette get's some pieces of the puff pastry and puts the pieces in her purse, where is, she goes back to her room to give some of the puff pastry to the kwami's only to find out that Tikki has eaten all of the pieces. This causes Sass and the other kwami's to get extremely worried. Tikki goes into defense mode and get angry at the other kwami's for accusing her. Marinette then defends Tikki and says that she couldn't have eaten it all. Sass warns Marinette about the appetite of the kwami of creation. Marinette then defends herself and Tikki saying that she knows Tikki fairly well. Tikki and Marinette go back downstairs to get more of the pastry in the end. After Marinette and Tikki leave the room all the kwami's start to freak out and Sass takes precaution and tells some of the kwami's to watch over Tikki. Meanwhile, in the bakery Gina suddenly arrives in front of the building, with a pink motorcycle for her birthday (which was a few moths ago). The gift makes everyone start to disagree with the decision of letting Marinette ride a motorcycle. While everyone is distracted, Tikki tries to get some pieces of the colette in the bakery. Marinette sees Tikki and stops her before she could even touch the pastry. Marinette's family comes into the bakery, Tikki hides (of course) and Marinette suggests they all go up stairs and eat the colette. While they eat the colette the adults keep arguing on who knows what's best for Marinette, while Marinette tries to catch Tikki and stop her from being seen. Marinette goes upstairs with the realization that there is something wrong with Tikki. Marinette comes up with the solution to transform so Tikki won't be able to eat any of the pastry and not be seen. But after the process of transforming Tikki's hunger is still present in Ladybug. Meanwhile, Shadowmoth uses a mega akuma to akumatize all of the Dupain-Cheng's into Bakerix, Weredad, Qilin, and Befana. The now akumatized family all try to fight each other while also trying to get to Marinette, who is in her room. Ladybug here's the commotion and escapes the room through her balcony before anyone can see her. After Ladybug is able to escape her home she is still unable to function normally because of the unbearable hunger she feels because of Tikki. In cause of these cravings Ladybug steals some boxes of colette from people and eats them herself. Bakerix finds Ladybug and tries to fight her and is almost successful in doing so until Chat Noir intervenes. Ladybug leaves Chat Noir fighting Bakerix to de-transform and reason with Tikki. Tikki, instead is not able to hold the unbearable appetite she has for the colette and leaves Marinette to search for more. Before Marinette can transform Befana finds her in an alleyway. The fight goes on with each members of the family fighting Chat Noir. Though Chat Noir is able to use his cataclysm to escape. Meanwhile, Marinette finds Tikki devouring all the colette's in sight. Tikki then realizes that all of the colette is almost gone which causes her to use her power of Lucky Charm to summon a giant colette on top of the whole of Paris. Chat Noir sees this and uses cataclysm to destroy the giant pastry. Before Tikki can summon another Marinette stops her and Tikki feels a great amount of shame. Marinette forgives Tikki and encourages her to ignore the cravings. Marinette transforms into Ladybug and joins the

fight against the akumatized family. Ladybug eventually uses her Lucky Charm and finds out that the akuma is at the house of the Dupain-Cheng's. Chat Noir destroys the akumatized object. Ladybug captures the akuma and uses Miraculous Ladybug to restore everything back to normal. And with Tikki back to normal, the knowledge of her weakness, and with Marinette getting a vespa the episode ends (with a bonus scene of Gabriel talking to his wife who is in a coma).

Yay! Another detailed summary of the episode to add to the collectiom!

AnYwAy! Let's dive in to my inner thoughts about this episode.

(Also, as always I am re watching the episode as I type this so I might have some unnecessary details. Anyway! Let's get into it!)

First things first, I am really questioning how Gabriel Agreste was able to get a anti-charm because I mean he hasn't even been akumatized yet this season! I guess maybe it could be possible he get's an anti-charm in like the "Gabriel Agreste" episode but until then I will be very confused. I also just want to mention the fact that Natalie has not recovered one bit since this season has started and I'm getting worried(wait what if Natalie is the price to pay if Gabriel were to get the miraculous :0). Continuing on, so Shadowmoth is now able to create a akuma that is able to akumatize an victim with an anti-charm, and they name it the "Mega Akuma". Now I don't mean to make fun of the creators for using the most cliche way of naming something slightly powerful then the original (not the sarcasm) but really "Mega akuma"? What's next the "Ultra Akuma"?

Anyway! I know this is pretty random buuuutt Sass crawling out of that bookshelf is SOOOO ADORABLE! And as you can tell by now I obviously have a favorite kwami. I mean I know this whole episode is about Tikki's cravings and her inner weaknesses, but like she is really desperate to test that pastry and when she does finally get some pieces of that pastry she eats it all and doesn't even leave a single piece for the rest of the kwamis. Damn, just damn. Not to mention the way she easily get's defensive about it. I swear if looks could kill the rest of those kwamis would be dead.

Moving on, YES SASS YOU TELL HER. Okay in all seriousness though we all stan Sass for being the kwami to warn Marinette of what is to come. And Marinette I know you are a bit defensive about your relationship with Tikki, but you should listen to Sass. I also love the fact that Sass is seen as the true ruler of the kwamis. Not to mention, the fact that Sass is Luka's kwami and that there personalities are so similar to each other.

Moving on! I mean Marinette if you don't want that motorcycle you can give it to Luka T3T. No offense to Marinette's family but I don't think anyone really knows what's best for her, not even Marinette herself. I mean during this whole season it is clearly shown that Marinette is still trying to figure out what her role is whether it be her role as Ladybug or her role on the future. So in reality no one really knows what is best Marinette.

Continuing in with the episode! Jesus Christ! What the heck is that face that Ladybug made when she said she was "starving" I swear this gosh this episode cannot get any weirder.

AAAAAANNNDDD! I spoke to soon. What the heck is that face that Ladybug is making. I have come to the conclusion that throughout this episode Ladybug is going to make the weirdest faces. I mean look at the face she is making when she is stuffing her face with that pastry.

Okay now, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT. I mean I know that Tikki was in need of that pastry to satisfy her hunger but like damn. I would legit be so fucking scared if I was in that situation.

Me:

Okay, first it was the talking to Simpleman shenanigans and now it's eating a piece of puff pastry. Great.

Okay not to be mean or anything, but like why the heck does it look like ChatAdrien is freaking injured right now. I mean he's holding his chest like he's holding a bleeding wound. Like what the heck. All he did was use cataclysm on the ground, dramatic much.

Marinette: Tikki, I need you...

Meanwhile, Tikki: Oh no there's only one piece of colette left! *has arguement with self on whether or not she should eat it.*

Damn bro, it be like that sometimes.

AnYwAy! Why does it look like Tikki is constipated when she uses Lucky Charm? ANd clearly she wants all of Paris to know that she is "THE KWAMI OF CREATION". That whole scene was lowkey really weird.

Now THAT is a giant ass cookie or puff pie or whatever.

DAMN! Is Tikki really the devil cause it sure sounds like she is.

Okay now that everything has been cleared up with Tikki time for another fight scene! yay. (note the sarcasm). And yes Chat Noir again.

Okay how the heck can they tell that, that akuma is more powerful I mean can they just sense it? Because by the look of it looks like a regular akuma to me.

Me when Chat Noir asked Ladybug to be his queen: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! No. (dying/crying internally inside).

I just realized that the motorcycle that Gina bought Marinette is both teal and pink. MY LUKANETTE HEART!!!!

And this episode of miraculous ladybug has been brought to you by Marinette getting a vespa.

ANND with that the episode is over!

Now all in all the episode wasn't that bad, with the exceptions of all the weird faces that Ladybug/Marinette made and demonic Tikki of course. Mainly, all my thoughts on this episode are just the weird faces and scenes in this episode so I don't really have anything else to say.

Anyway! Those were my thoughts on the episode "Dearest Family". I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of there day or night and always remember. . .

But that's just my opinion (・ε・)

(I was procrastinating doing this ever since the episode came out, but I did it and now I'm done! Well almost. I know that the french dub of the episode "Glaciator 2" just came out so I'll be doing my rant on that episode later tonight ((or morining really)) because I know for sure I have some things to say about that episode. :)

I made the video I put in my latest post into a gif :)

Enjoy!

You know I just realized that if MLB is going to going to go with the route of Adrien being a sentimonster then if the ring that “controls” him is destroyed would that mean Adrien would also cease to exist, which in turn would end the LS all together. :0

(Old thought but why not post it lol :p)

But that's just my opinion (or theory idk) (・ε・)

((Also surprise I’m not dead, tho I wish I could be))