Mole Supremacy Ive Been Loving Your Tam Journey - Tumblr Posts

Y’all remember that part in Rakkety Tam where Gulo (threatening to eat Tam) goes “your heart belongs to me!” And then Tam answers word for word “i could not give my heart to one as ugly as ye. ‘Tis promised to a fair pretty maid!”

Which, first of all, iconic

But second of all, is the fact that he’s ugly your only issue? Not him being a man? Bisexual king? Bisexual king