Mr. Crocker - Tumblr Posts
You know….narratively speaking, these are all the same character
But idk if y’all ready for that conversation
I read one of your answers to a post where you mentioned that Skoodge is the ugly duckling who is being done dirty (I couldn't agree more). But what about Dib? Where does he stand? Is he one too?
Dib is literally just a post-March 15th Denzel Crocker that’s still a child.
He’s the larval form of this.
(Or, you could say this is his final Pokémon evolution)
And don’t tell me the warning signs aren’t already cracking through
That may paint a very tragic trajectory for Dib if he or his environment doesn’t fundamentally change in some way, but that was exactly what Denzel’s story was. This “creep” was the result of a genuine intellectual who fell deeper and deeper into a fixation towards a great secret that simply vexed his every attempt to possess and reveal. He’s a series antagonist whose days are spent like a frustrated cat twitching and chattering at birds beyond glass, made all the worse and more obsessive because of the actions (past and present) of the protagonist. The relationship between young Crocker and his mother is damn mirrored in lock step with that gaping, validation-shaped hole Dib is trying so hard to fill by proving something to Professor Membrane.
It’s an observation so ready to be talked about I’m far from the first person to even say so. I literally plucked these insights alone up just from the comment sections of the various videos I had to skim through for the Crocker screenshots.
Freaking seriously. Hats off to these accounts for saving me the time writing it myself.
So uh. Timmy is very lucky actually. In that he is entertaining. The alternative sucks. Your Fairy Godparents don’t have to like you, after all.
And when they had their fill, when boredom creeped back in, they left him there. They left him with a broken body that pretends to function. And a mind that pretends it isn’t half gone.
FOP:Timmy's School Hell
Mr. Crocker:Happy New School Year, Turner!!!
Timmy:Oh No.
Are simps of this guy even alive anymore?? Oh well i'll just leave these here till i decide to upload them on tiktok-🧍♂️
(*sips tea in beginner tumblr user*)
OKIE SO UHM----
im glad people liked those crocker drawings- just helping the local community eat up yk? hahaSPEAKING OF WHICH..
I drew a little uh-
s o m e t h i n g--
featuring my self insert cuz hah what kind of sane person doesn't make self insert ocs ammirite?? h a h---
H A H..
*a h e m*
Anyways, enjoy 👁️👁️
*RUNS AWAY*
To the poeple who welcomed me to tumblr and said that i'll loose my sanity more, I already have <333
And now my gift for all of you is another crocker drawing cuz we love him sm, ammirite? 😍
(I also posted this on my Instagram :D)
Im just gonaa..
🏃🏃
It is currently 4:36 am
DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT CROCKER IS
CANONICALLY
A
MASOCHIST?1!11!1?1!??
LIKE THIS EPISODEJDHFHFHFJXN MY HC IS CANON 🛐🛐🛐😭🛐😭🛐😭😭😭😭
Bro's literally doing the masochism tango like COME ONNNNFJFBBFNF
Not a shit post :D
Yes i make edits what a surprise-
And shout out to that one person who said they had a crush on the live action mr crocker <33 you're the person who made me realize i too have a crush on this bastard LMAO
Forgot to upload this yesterday-
May I introduce to you all to my fairly odd au,
Off The Edge
Take this opportunity to start asking me questions for an Ask series about this au :D
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN 🏃
silly goob 👁️👁️
HI please reveal random crocker headcanons (i don't know how to send eye emojis I use a keyboard but pretend they're there)
so long story short, i hc that his dad MAY or MAY NOT left to get milk 💀
which is why in Bad Heir Day, that entire episode is just a very vague way of crocker saying "SCREW U DAD, IM GONNA BE A BETTER FATHER THAN U >:("
or he died in ww2 but WE'LL NEVER KNOW becuz NOONE EVER DECIDED TO DIG INTO IT.
it's a real mystery when u think abt it
More of the au :D but in a funny way
(Audio from: The Main Character - Will Wood)
Shi i forgot to upload this w/ the animation but here ya go :D
ARE YALL SEEING THIS?1!1???
H E
C A R L O S
THE VOICE ACTOR HIMSELF
LIKED THE ANIMATIONDBFBJFNFKCNDN
Remember when Mr. Crocker was Poof's dad for one episode? I wonder if Peri remembers this...
Anyway, I have no experience drawing comics and a terrible sense of composition, so this probably is hard to read.
Was drawing with my friend on a Magma canvas and didn't have inspiration for anything other than these goofy Crocker doodles
(They are on my phone's wallpaper now)