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“Why not just save yourself some time and walk through a car wash then?”

“I’m washin’ me and my clothes!” He’s drunk as fuck.

aemulo​:

“I tried, but they jus’ call the cops on you.”

“Pity. Did you explain how efficient it would be?” 

ultraqrk​:

A PAUSE .   “  can i try ?  “   she has been practicing to lift bigger weight with her earjacks !

“You think you can?? Sure, I guess.” He isn’t convinced.

ultraqrk​:

“  i won’t know unless i try !  “  her earjacks are quick to go around his ankle ,  and just like that ,  he was yeeted !

And just like that, Kaminari realizes he maybe didn’t think this through. She hadn’t thrown him far enough to reach space, so now he did have to worry about landing, and unlike Kirishima, he didn’t have a quirk to protect him from that. 

‘Oh shit!”

ultraqrk​:

SHE DIDN’T KNOW he would be thrown so far ,  at least for her expectations .   “  holy shit !  “   kyoka runs towards him ,  but truth be be told she can’t help but giggle a little .   “  are you okay ? !  “

“ Yeahhhh.. Yeah, I’m fine. “  His knees and chin hurt from the landing, but he’d live. Maybe he should ask someone about landing strategies for if he’s ever in a similar situation.  “ I didn’t think you’d be able to actually throw me like that. ”

“ I’ve got a tiara now too, so you might as well just hang it up. We all know I’m the prettiest princess. “