Murder Drones Roleplay - Tumblr Posts

what is your favorite ship in the show *must incude you/uzi*

ViolentBitingBiscuits.

Man, I hate when my Jubilant Pig meter fills up.

Hi Uzi!!! *pet pet*

×HISS×

NO TOUCHY!!

Hey, you’re not supposed to eat that!! That would probably kill you. I think. *sigh* did you at least get a 20 or something?

— Dice Guy

I gotta seven and no snack.

*slides over a set of dice and a bucket of oil*

Hehe

Shnack time >:3

hey uzi n wanted me to give you this (p.s it's very illegal to have at your disposal and it shoots explosives)

HECK YEAH. I LOVE WEAPONS!!!

*boop*

RAGHHGGHGAGAJHH

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I bet you eat soup with a fork.

How did you know?

Itsa spooky month !

YAYAYHGYYYYY!!

Look at what I found

Murder fish

Do you think N has a boating license?

I dunno, probably? You can ask him when he comes back.

Just ate a planet behind D and T’s back feeling good.. yawn eepy neepy gonna do the sleep.. snoring

-SD-Cyn

×Plays California Girls at full volume×

TIME TO GET UP, SUCKER!!!

I got a new car! (Yes that is an entire church stuffed with cannons on its back)

Yo, that's sick! Where can I get one??

do you know what you’re being for halloween yet?

I was thinking Eldritch horror meets Hot Topic, but if that doesn't work, then maybe a vampire or something.

🐀

🧀

🐀*The rat made a noise before grabbing the cheese. Then it looked up at Uzi*

Thank you kind Miss!

No problem, little dude.

I'm not even gonna question a talking rat.

🐀good! Anyway how is your day going my lady?

Uh, pretty good, I guess. Just got un-shadow-banned.

I haev a dog now

They're adorable, I love them.

That's not a dog-

Don't be stupid, it's obviously a dog.

Look at this good boy photo bombing us :)

Littul chaos bringer >:3€

🐀Uhm…if I may ask What might that be, My lady?

It means Tumblr stopped being dumb.