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6 months ago

*I pick up the cores and put them back in the jar* *I turn to the cat* Once Trazyn hears of this you will be placed in stasis for millennia, imprisoned with nothing but your thoughts as you slowly go insane.

-Core Stealing Anon

You cannot contain me forever!!

×V crosses her front leg thingies and sighs×


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6 months ago

My mom didn't feed me today :( can u feed me?

Uh- sure, I guess..? What do you want, I have fried fingers, severed heads, raw legs...


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6 months ago

You fail to understand child. You will experience pure bliss when you are assimilated! No more stress, no more pain, no more fear! Just. Let. Me. Į̸͉͇̂̽̽͘̚͝n̷̨̢̛̜̘͔̺͈̗͈͓̮̞̞̯͔̞̞̙͙̩̠̝̗̱̫̝͖͙̫͈͔̟̭͍̘̣̪̝̤̖̐͂͗͒̒̊̓̊̈́͌̆̐́͌͛̒̅̓͊͂͆̋̍́͛̉̂̋͘͝ͅͅ.

( finally set up a rp account for this silly @the-absolute-hive)

H̷̢̹̻͔̺̞̖͖̪̟̹̜̥̜̞̜̻̘͓̤̱͇̞͔̾̊̊́̓͆̇̍̑͒͊̀͂̿͌̅̃́̽̽̀́̏̽̉̀̂͆̈̏͑́̓̏̇̒̈͑̇̀͘͘͝͠͝͠ĕ̸̢̨̨̡͇͉̞̱̥̱͎͎̮̻̥̹̖̣̥̲̻̺͇̩̹̬̩̪̖̻̗̻͖̝͍̥̺̯̠̙̹̆͊̀̊̓̄͘͜͝ļ̵̛̛̠̖̖͍͔̩̼̮͔̞̲̮̝̥̙̯̻̼̺͈̟̣͖̬̯̋̔̉̂͌̿̿̓̄̀̿̑̐̓́͛̉́̓̋̆̇̋͗̿̈́͆̉͂̎̄̊̓̂̄̌̊̚̚̕͝͠͝͝͝ͅp̴̢̛̫͎̹̱̲̠̞̯͕̹̭͊̃̈́̂͐͂̋̇͗͠͝ ḩ̶̛͈͙̣̰͓̣̂̍̑́͂̀͑͊̾́́̽̄̀̄̒̏̔̚͝͝e̵̡̧̡̡̧̡̧̛̛̲̤͓̞̰̳͖̱͇̹̻͔̩̙͚̝̞̬̱͇̪͉̗̗̳̥̯̬̥͇̦͓͕͎̝̳͕̥̫̘̰̝̿́͂̈́̊̊̉̈́̓̿̒̇̿͐̐̔̍̉̔͒͒̍̅̋̈́̈́̄̿̌̑̓̈́͐̎͊͋͌͘̚̚̚͘̕͜͝͝l̶̻͉̠̠͕̪̟̙̘͎̽̇̄͒͛͑͋̅̀̒͘͝p̷͇̝͇̫͇̐̎͋ͅͅ h̷̨̹̥͖̹̗̜͓͉̘̬̳̼̄̿̑̉͛̋̍̌̏̄͜͝ȩ̴̡̜͈̳̜̩̦̜͇̪͉̬̝̳͔̝̰̺̩̪̥̙̉̎͆̔̏̈́̈̂̃̎̅̉̐̏͋̈́̽́̃̍͌͌͊̌̕͜͝͠͠l̸̨̨̡̛̞̤͚̼̞̻̳̪̖̮̟̻̳̭͈̫̭̤̻̼͈̺͓̳͍̖̟̩̠̥̫͕̭͍̙̘̩̙̑͑̏̆̀͒̓̾͋̃̓̇̄̓̽̊̑̍̐͂̓̈̈͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̶̨̧̛̛̛̛̫̠̺͉͚̪̹̘̣̫̩͓̪̼̉̍͒́͐̓͋͋̌͊̍̈̆̏̓̓̾̐́̾́͌͆̑̓͆̐̈́̐́͐̓̀́̾̓̕̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅ h̸̢̨͍̙̰̤̟̙̳̳̼͚͙̥̪̩̩̜͍̳̣̭̠̃̔̋͑̋̿͝ͅé̴̡̛̖̮̞̼͕̩̫̗͉͔̥̱̤̻̪̜̹̞̘̬͋̂̉̄̀̉̔̈̀̏̔̓̎̃̔̉̊̓̆̈́̍͋͂́͐́́̈́̍͌̾̈́͌̓̚̚̕͜͠͠͝͠͠͝l̸̡̧̨̛̺͇̤̭̣̥͈̣͙̔̒͆̾̃̐͐͊̄̆̀͋̍̑͂̈́̀̀̊͑̈́̇̕͘̕̚͘͠p̶̨̨̛̬̭̠̳̙̼̝̝̝͍̫̼̪̞̰̼͔͖̻̖͇̻͔̜̮̫͍͖̣͎͉͔̝͕̻͇̘̞̞͕̞̰̔̿̒̎̃́͛́͊̿̓̇̈̿͋̍̒͌̐̿͘̕̕̚͘͝͝ͅ h̵̢̧̧̡̢͍͕̥̘̭̦̦͔̦͈̲̥̲̬̬̟̩̘̼̻̪͍͔̘̦̺̤̀͌̈̈̑͋̚̚̚ͅȩ̴̧̢̢̢̡̨̛͍̳̘͚̞̯͔͙̺̟͈̲̰̦̘̰͔͕̤̼̙̱̠̳͙͎̰͔̲̼̹̻̲̱͖͔̖̝̃͑̅̿̐͛̃̇͐̏̉̊̍̏̀͗̑͊̒̌͛̋̅͑̈́̅̄̾̂̉̐́̓̚̕̚̚͘͜͜͝͠͠ͅl̸̢̢̨̢̢͚̳͚̤͇̻͎̭̦̼̤͇̭̮̣͍̯̱̳̭̩̪͎͔̬͕̘̰̯̺͔̜̥̠̤̫̬̫̥̂̀̑̔̐̆͛̇́̀̿͛̀̽̽̎͑̄̓̕p̷̧̨̧̛͙̰͍̯̖̤̗͕̫̬̘͎̝̱̼̞̳̯̼͈̜̬̪̗̝̥̼̟̹̦͎̳͖̿̀̋̅̀̇̅̂̆̀͋̍̀͊̒͋̐͌͑̃͋͐̚̚͝͠ͅͅͅ h̶̥͍̣̠̰̼̘̣̮͔̰̦̤͖̜̤̠͓̿̇̾͆̊̂̂́͌̇̕ĕ̸̢̡̢̧̡̡̧̢͙̫̱͎͍̹̤̻̳̤̞̳̭̗͙̘̪̬̞̟̼͍͔͕͕̼̟͚̜͖̘̮̜͓̣̳̙̬͂͊̂̾̋̈́̆̂͗̒̅̌̏́̓̅̅̂̇́̒̕͘͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅļ̴̛͈̩͖̳̲̤͈̣͇̬̮̖̣̳̙͈̲̜͉̹̜̺͎̥͖͉̠̼̥̪̤͚͆̂̓̈́͐̓͆̋͌̋̔͌̎̌̈̈́͘̕̕̚̕͜͜͝͠p̷̧̛̈́̑͆̈́͊̔̎̅̽̈́͑͑͌̂̔̓̓̍̇̽̂̄̽̓̓̏̃̓͑̉̽̂̀̕͘͝

Hey, I'm not a child >:V


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6 months ago

what is your favorite ship in the show *must incude you/uzi*

ViolentBitingBiscuits.


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6 months ago

Hey, you’re not supposed to eat that!! That would probably kill you. I think. *sigh* did you at least get a 20 or something?

— Dice Guy

I gotta seven and no snack.


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6 months ago

hey uzi n wanted me to give you this (p.s it's very illegal to have at your disposal and it shoots explosives)

Hey Uzi N Wanted Me To Give You This (p.s It's Very Illegal To Have At Your Disposal And It Shoots Explosives)

HECK YEAH. I LOVE WEAPONS!!!


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