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Primo Arthur:em breve primo e quando eu vou chupar esses peitos gigantescos ein?

Your cousin kept telling you stories his dad told him about this geothermal spring up in the mountains back in the old country that made men grow huge muscles after just a few minutes bathing in it. You always brushed it off as old world superstition. Then, one day, in his late 30s, your cousin went for a six week visit back to the ancestral homeland. He sent you this pic in a text message, along with the words "See? I told you it was real. So when are you booking your plane ticket?"

My dick needs to be inside your ass right now. No, not in the lavatory, neither of us can even fit in there solo. Right here. I don’t fucking care. Pull those slutty red shorts down so I can fuck you in the aisle of this plane. I know you’re slicked up and ready to go. My dicks bouncing like a seismograph, I can feel your hole pulsing, wanting it.

Someone told him the wall without a painting on it was a post-post-modern commentary on self expression and he’s been staring at nothing for the last two minutes.