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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes...Christmas Edition

Hermes: Wreck the malls this holiday season!

Apollo: Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Hermes: Blow your cash for no good reason!

Apollo: Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Hermes: Push your credit card to the limit!

Apollo: Falala, lalala, la la la!

Hermes: Checkbook now has nothing in it!

Apollo: Fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaa!

(Sing to the tune of Deck the Halls)