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CHAIR.

He uses you as a chair; truly, a seat no one else can claim!
➸ Baizhu, Menogias, Zhongli, Arataki Itto, Tighnari, Il Capitano/The Captain, Abyss Prince!Aether.
➸ Gender-neutral reader.
➸ Inspiration one and two.

#BAIZHU
“Hmm… Your temperature is still high. You should rest more,” Baizhu said, retracting his hand from your burning forehead.
You frowned. “But Yun Jin is going to perform today… and I promised her that I would come.”
He let out a quiet sigh and shook his head. “You won’t be able to enjoy the show if you collapsed in the middle of it anyway. You’ll also put others at risk, so stay in bed until you’ve completely recovered.” He gently patted your head before standing up from the edge of your bed as you sulked under the covers. “I’ll tell my little Qiqi to give you your medicine after lunch, so go back to sleep now.”
“Alright…” you mumbled, sinking into the mattress.
Later in the day, Baizhu visited your home again and sent Qiqi to your room with a tray of food and medicine just like he had said, only for her to return to him with everything on the tray untouched. He arched an eyebrow to wordlessly question her.
“(Y/n) is not in their room. Qiqi can’t find (y/n) anywhere,” she said, staring up at him blankly. He briefly closed his eyes as he pressed his palm against his forehead in exasperation, disappointed that you went against his advice just to fulfill a promise you had made to a friend instead of prioritising your own health.
“I see. Thank you, Qiqi,” Baizhu said. When he spun on his heels to leave your house with her, he detected subtle movement from the corner of his eye and stopped whilst arching an eyebrow. Turning his head, he spotted you crawling behind the furnitures to avoid getting caught by him, which was obviously not going according to plan.
He then pretended to not see you and waited until you were nearby before plopping himself down on your unsuspecting form, making you yelp.
“Oh my, I didn’t see you there. I thought you were a chair.” Giving you a closed-eye smile, he applied more pressure on your spine with his weight.
“Dr. Baizhu, please- You’re heavy!”
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