My Dumb Ass: *ignoring All The Warning Signs* Absolutely Sir - Tumblr Posts

wild kratts zach varmitech creepy creatures vampire dracula vampire zach zachula love zach varmitech my beloved three can play at this game vampire zach *grins in a completely untrustworthy way* you trust me? my dumb ass: *ignoring all the warning signs* absolutely sir vampire zach: *smirking* your neck looks a little cold *he trails his long fingers across my jugular* Vampire Zach: maybe i can help warm you up my dumb ass: oh please do! vampire zach: *pulls me close in a sudden motion and sinks his fangs into my neck* my swooning fangirl ass: *melting on the inside! ah my heart!* also my swooning fangirl ass: *passing out from the blood loss but does not care because he catches me in his arms! squee!* horny for vampire zach thANKS GUYS loving this im a sucker for this man geez he’s hot gotta love zach =3