My Friends Said I Was The Elf When I Told Them The Story And They Laugh - Tumblr Posts

Seriously can someone explain to me why the hell did I just got jumpscare by a freaking elf on the shelf holding an ad? I was literally minding my own business, then I turned around and BAM! I COME FACE TO FACE WITH THIS ABOMINATION WHO IS SMILING AT ME AS IF IT WAS MOCKING ME!!

Me:

The elf:

I swear it felt like that 😭