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Six-Eared Macaque Disstrack

He was honestly one of my favorite villains, but he’s absolutely my least favorite anti-hero 🥰 so enjoy this diss track! :D

Bro 

You literally a demon 

You know you always be scheming 

You can actually fly 

And boy, do you know how to lie 

Like bruh, when everything gets dark

You know this guy got control 

He got a whole ass shadow monster 

Along with disposable clones

Bro, even if you couldn’t fly 

You can still turn into a hawk, I seen you

My guy 

You op as frick 

SO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THROWING? 

Pls explain with all of these powers you slid off into a FREAKING pitch-dark hole 

When literally everyone else on board 

Could catch a ledge and keep their hold 

DUDE 

HALF OF THESE BITCHES WERE BEAT UP 

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SCREW UP 

THEY AIN’T EVEN HAVE THE STAFF 

THEY WERE BEAT UP AND DOWN ON THEIR ASS  

YOU SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO DO THEM DIRTY AND FAST 

THE BONE LADY PRACTICALLY HAD THEM GIFT WRAPPED 

SO DUDE 

HOW DID NE ZHA 

DO YOUR JOB BETTER THAN YOU 

LIKE BRO 

WHY DOES THE FANDOM RICHARD RIDE YOU LIKE YOU JESUS ABOUT TO DELIVER A MIRACLE 

NAH, YOU MORE LIKE JUDAS 

WHY EVERYONE PUT THEIR FAITH IN THIS BITCH 

YUH

THAT’S WHY ONLY FOUR PEOPLE CAME TO YOUR WACK ASS PLAY 

‘CAUSE YOU’RE BASICALLY JUST A TRASHCAN, WITH LEGS 

AND NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE THERE ANYWAY

YEAH BRO  

UR WACK 

MY GUY IS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE 

OF COMPLETING THE SIMPLEST TASKS 

ALWAYS BE DOING THE OPPOSITE 

LIKE FOR ONCE JUST DO WHAT YOU’RE ASKED 

IF YOU DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE BONE LADY WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD 

BRO LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SHOW 

HAPPENED CUZ YOU AND SUN WUKONG ARE ✨ ASS ✨

Y’ALL NEEDA HOP OFF HIS DICK 

BRO AIN’T A SNACK 

HE A WHOLE ASS BRUSSELS SPROUT 

Y’ALL STOP FEELING BAD 

HONESTLY LBD SHOULDA DONE THIS NIGGA WORSE 

LIKE MAN 

LOST THE FRICKEN RING 

TO FRICKEN TANG 

HOW? HOW DID YOU SCREW THAT UP? 

BRO YOU HAD LITERALLY ONE JOB 

LBD, FIRE HIM 

LIKE WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM AROUND? 

WHAT IS HE FOR 

ALL HE DOES IS BETRAY Y’ALL 

AND WHEN HE AIN’T 

HE’S LITERALLY USELESS 

IT AIN’T NO SURPRISE 

THAT EVERYONE TREATS HIM LIKE SHIT 

Y’ALL NEED TO STOP STANIN 

YOU KNOW THIS SHADOW-LOOKING PRINCESS LUNA KNOCK OFF DESERVE WHAT HE GET 🙄✋🏽