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Devotees of Subcomandante Marcos, Hooded Warblers can often be found attempting to organize smaller birds and insects suffering under the tyrannical rule of other animals. Much like the masked revolutionary they aspire to mimic, these freedom-fighting birds try to eschew direct combat with the ruling elite, opting instead to publish instructive fables and philosophical treatises exposing their opponents philosophy as morally bankrupt. While the news of Subcomandante Marcos’ retirement was a shock, the vast majority of these apparatchik avians have chosen to continue his work rather than cease helping the downtrodden.

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