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NEXT STOP: HUMAN WORLD!!!
Hazbins Visit The Zoo!
Angel: *dressed in as flamboyant gay clothing as he can, swiping his dirty blonde hair back, and sucking on a lollipop* How the fuck did Charlie get Lucifer to agree to this?
Vaggie: *brushes her dark brown bangs to the side as she checks her tanned reflection in her phone's camera* I honestly have no idea. But you gotta admit that this is at least interesting. Even with the human disguises.
Husk: *looking like a stereotypical bartender in a high class bar with a white button up, black slacks, suspenders, black hair with white and grey black beard with a grey stripe going down the right side of his chin and olive skin tone* Okay, but why did she want to bring us to a fucking zoo???
Vaggie: What? Dont like being around the other bears? *watches as a blonde haired, blue-eyed Charlie rushes around with a pack of children on a field trip through the zoo* She liked the zoo in Heaven, apparently.
Alastor: *still wearing a red suit, light brown skin, dark brown hair, and sporting his usual smile* Hmmmm.... I wonder if the elk enclosure is open.
Vaggie: Alastor, no! No hunting the captive wildlife.
Alastor: Then perhaps the alligators. I have missed seeing their shining eyes from the bayou.
Hazbins: *slowly enter the Safari exhibit*
Angel: Hey, Husk! Look! It's the King of the Jungle! *points to one of the two male lions laying lazily in the exhibit amongst a pride of females*
Husk: Hmph.... lazy bastard's more like it.
Angel: Awwww, don't worry, Whiskers. You'll always be the king of MY jungle~ *gives a little kitty claw in the air* RRRRRawr!~
Random Mother: *covers her child's eyes and carries them away*
Vaggie: Ugh!.... *rolls her eye so hard that it nearly disconnects from her skull* Angel, can you be a little less horny right now? We're in a family friendly venue- *looks around* Where did Charlie go?
Kid: Mommy! Mommy! Look! *points down into the lion enclosure* There’s a girl in there!
Vaggie: *groans* Oh.... no.... *peeks into the enclosure and plasters her hands on the concrete wall* CHARLIE!!!!!
Charlie: *giggling as she gives belly rubs to the second male lion laying on its back* Vaggie! He's so soft!!!
Male Lion: *grumbles happily as it brings its paws up and cuddles Charlie to his chest, giving her licks*
Charlie: *laughs* And cuddly!
Vaggie: *jaw drops as she watches the rest of the lions all flock to Charlie for scritches and kisses*
Angel: *taking a video while playing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by the Tokens on his phone* I stand corrected. CHARLIE'S the Queen of the jungle.
Vaggie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Shut up, Angel.
Charlie: *giggling and giving scratches and nose kisses to all the lions in the enclosure.*