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Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender
At some point, I want Stolas to find out that Blitzo and Fizzarolli have mended their longstanding feud, and are now approximately Besties Again.
I want Stolas to THEN experience a real and valid fear of "Fizzarolli/Blitzo/Asmodues" being a thing, because Asmodeus is both the King of Lust AND technically Blitzo's new boss, and it wouldn't be implausible for Fizz to offer to share his Sugar Daddy with his Bestie.
Horrors of Cooking: Hazbin Hotel
Charlie: Dinner's ready!
Angel: *sits at the table and waves his hand in front of his face* WHEW!!! Char, babe, what the fuck did you make?
Charlie: Pasta with alfredo sauce!
Alastor: *wearing a gas mask*
Angel: ......*pokes his plate hesitantly with a fork* .......There's enough garlic in this to flush out all the vampires in the city, Toots....
Charlie: Well..... I may or may not have had an issue with the garlic powder.... but look! It can't be that bad! Vaggie's eating it!
Vaggie: *polishing off her plate with a blank face* Can I have some more, babe?
Lucifer: Well, it can't be that bad. Let's give it a go, shall we?
Hazbins: *all take a bite*
Husk: *fur puffs up before falling out all at once*
Niffty: *eye starts watering profusely as she raises her fork in the air excitedly* YAY!!! PAIN!!!
Alastor: *refusing to take off the gas mask*
Lucifer: *coughing and wheezing as clumps of garlic powder catch in his throat and burn his mouth* Water!!! .....Water!!!
Angel: *feels his tongue burning and tingling with the overabundance of garlic as tears form in his eyes and he clutches his throat* FUCKING - A, CHAR!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THIS IS A WAR CRIME AND AN AFFRONT TO ITALIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Vaggie: *leisurely eating her second helping*
Angel: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT?!?!?!?!
Vaggie: Years of practice.
Vaggie: "Hello, Charlie's girlfriend speaking."
Husk: "Why the fuck do you always answer calls like that. This is your fucking phone."
Vaggie: "Yeah? And? I AM her fucking girlfriend, dumbass. She's only got one right now, so answering with that is just good as using my name."
Husk: "Just ask to use her last name already. This is stupid as shit."
Vaggie: "I, Charlie's girlfriend, am gonna have to say- fuck off."
Husk: "Chicken."
Vaggie: "Come at me when you're not still single, scaredy-cat."
Husk: "Like you don't have a ring."
Vaggie: "Like you don't practice having candlelight dinners-"
Husk: "How the FUCK do you know about th-"
Vaggie: "-same way YOU somehow know about the RING, you fucking-"
Angel Dust: "Both of you's know this is a conference call, right?"
Vaggie: "......"
Vaggie: "...Charlie..?"
Charlie: "Yes! Vaggie's future wi-"
Charlie: "-WHEEE HA I MEAN VAGGIE'S GIRL SPEAKING! FRIEND! GIRLFRIEND! Girlfriend of Vaggie who is CHARLIE! It's me I'm Charlie HI HELLO!!!"
Vaggie: "Sweetie, I love you."
Charlie: "I love you too! I love being your girlfriend and I DO- h, have a last name! I do. Have one of those."
Vaggie: "Right."
Charlie: "I have one."
Vaggie: "Good, cool. Hold that thought? I'll be right back."
Charlie: "Okay!!!"
Vaggie: (hangs up)
Vaggie, distantly in the hotel: " H U S K ! "
Husk: "Oh FUCK-" (CRASH) "-SHIT-"
(call ends)
(distant sounds of running and violence)
Angel Dust: "....."
Angel Dust: "Hey do-ray-mi-fa-so-la Charlie, I might not be datin' the guy, buuuut if your totally not future wife kills him I'm so not commin' to ya gay ass wedding."
Charlie: "....what if she just, MAIMS him a little?"
Angel Dust: "Ya serious?"
Charlie: "About marrying her???"
Angel Dust: (hangs up)
Charlie: "...Yes... yes I am~~"
Charlie: (cheerfully hangs up to go stop her gf from ruining their future wedding)
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents
Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS
And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,
Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS
Reblog if you're not human
Apple Seed 12: It's Time
Charlie: (sleeping soundly for the first time in months)
Vaggie: (leaning against the doorframe to their room and just staring at Charlie with the biggest smile) Te amo, querida.
Charlie: zzZzzZzz.....
Razzle: (nestled in on the other side of the maternity pillow) ZzZzZ... Baaaaa.... ZzZzZ... Baaaaa....
Keekee: (curled up against Charlie's shoulder) zzzzz... zzzzz... zzzzz...
Vaggie: (hums fondly as she quietly slips out of her uniform, into her nightgown, and gently crawls into bed - kissing Charlie on the cheek and the swell of her belly and whispering) Buenas noches.
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Charlie: (gasps as she springs up into a seated position and grabs her belly) Oh.... oh..... oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.... (throws the blankets off of herself and sees a large puddle of wetness underneath her) Oh....shit! Vaggie?
Vaggie: (grumbles mostly asleep)
Charlie: (shakes Vaggie) Vaggie!
Vaggie: (startles awake) Huh? What is it? Another craving from Taco Hell and Billy Bongs?
Charlie: (shaky) I think my water just broke.
Vaggie: ............ (blinks and rubs her eyes before slapping herself) Say again?
Charlie: My water just broke!
Vaggie: (sees the mess in the bed and leaps into action) FUCK!!! Okay! Okay! Don't panic! We have a plan for a reason. Home birth! I'll go get your dad to call Sloth ring to get a midwife! (sprints out of the room)
Charlie: Okay. Okay. Okay. Deep breaths, Charlie. (breathes in and out slowly)
Razzle: (stares at Charlie with worry and puts his hoof on her thigh) Baa?
Charlie: It's okay, buddy. (slowly scoots to the middle of the bed and makes herself a comfortable nest of pillows) It's okay. (contraction hits) OOOOooooOoooooooooOOOOoOh.....
Vaggie: (sprinting to the Morningstar wing of the hotel and bashes against Lucifer's door) LUCIFER!!! LUCIFER, OPEN UP!!!
Lucifer: (opens the door groggily while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes) What? What? Where's the fire, Maggie?
Vaggie: Baby's coming!
Lucifer: (eyes snap open) Baby's coming?
Vaggie: Baby's coming!!!
Lucifer: Oh, shit- (snaps his fingers and instantly gets dressed in his typical suit) BABY'S COMING!!!! What do we do?! What do we do?!
Vaggie: Call Sloth Ring to get the midwife, dammit!!!
Lucifer: Right! Right! I got it! (turns around to run into his room so he can grab his phone) I can do that- (runs headfirst into the door frame) OUCH!!!
Vaggie: UuUuuuuUUUUuUUuggGGgGghhhhHhhh......
Reblog or comment if you're thinking more of a battle of ideals type final boss or a physical threat, I included everyone I could think of as a remotely viable option for at least one of those categories.
I almost didn't include Adam, but the theory of him coming back as a sinner is pretty popular so he gets to share a spot with Lute
Had to look up the flowers on the Stolitz playmath. And I think these are red lilies? Which symbolizes love, desire, passion and courage. They’re often used in romantic bouquets to show a deep expression of love for someone. It fits stolitz well in my opinion.
Im not even ace and I hate this shit
reblog if you are not hemophobic!!
THIS should be on everyone’s blog!
NEXT STOP: HUMAN WORLD!!!
Hazbins Visit The Zoo!
Angel: *dressed in as flamboyant gay clothing as he can, swiping his dirty blonde hair back, and sucking on a lollipop* How the fuck did Charlie get Lucifer to agree to this?
Vaggie: *brushes her dark brown bangs to the side as she checks her tanned reflection in her phone's camera* I honestly have no idea. But you gotta admit that this is at least interesting. Even with the human disguises.
Husk: *looking like a stereotypical bartender in a high class bar with a white button up, black slacks, suspenders, black hair with white and grey black beard with a grey stripe going down the right side of his chin and olive skin tone* Okay, but why did she want to bring us to a fucking zoo???
Vaggie: What? Dont like being around the other bears? *watches as a blonde haired, blue-eyed Charlie rushes around with a pack of children on a field trip through the zoo* She liked the zoo in Heaven, apparently.
Alastor: *still wearing a red suit, light brown skin, dark brown hair, and sporting his usual smile* Hmmmm.... I wonder if the elk enclosure is open.
Vaggie: Alastor, no! No hunting the captive wildlife.
Alastor: Then perhaps the alligators. I have missed seeing their shining eyes from the bayou.
Hazbins: *slowly enter the Safari exhibit*
Angel: Hey, Husk! Look! It's the King of the Jungle! *points to one of the two male lions laying lazily in the exhibit amongst a pride of females*
Husk: Hmph.... lazy bastard's more like it.
Angel: Awwww, don't worry, Whiskers. You'll always be the king of MY jungle~ *gives a little kitty claw in the air* RRRRRawr!~
Random Mother: *covers her child's eyes and carries them away*
Vaggie: Ugh!.... *rolls her eye so hard that it nearly disconnects from her skull* Angel, can you be a little less horny right now? We're in a family friendly venue- *looks around* Where did Charlie go?
Kid: Mommy! Mommy! Look! *points down into the lion enclosure* There’s a girl in there!
Vaggie: *groans* Oh.... no.... *peeks into the enclosure and plasters her hands on the concrete wall* CHARLIE!!!!!
Charlie: *giggling as she gives belly rubs to the second male lion laying on its back* Vaggie! He's so soft!!!
Male Lion: *grumbles happily as it brings its paws up and cuddles Charlie to his chest, giving her licks*
Charlie: *laughs* And cuddly!
Vaggie: *jaw drops as she watches the rest of the lions all flock to Charlie for scritches and kisses*
Angel: *taking a video while playing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by the Tokens on his phone* I stand corrected. CHARLIE'S the Queen of the jungle.
Vaggie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Shut up, Angel.
Charlie: *giggling and giving scratches and nose kisses to all the lions in the enclosure.*
Too cute 🥰 not to be reposted
Angel and Husk cuddling
Angel : Hey Husk?
Husk purring : Mhm?
Angel : Do you still love me?
Husk : You ask me that and every night, but my answer is never changing baby
Angel joking (kinda) : Which is?
Husk : I've never loved anyone more in life or death Angel
Angel : I love you too Husky..
This has been sitting in my drafts, thought i'd post it!
