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Check Please as a secret Supernatural hunters AU
A while ago I had the idea of a group of amicable bros who hunt supernatural stuff for fun, protection, advancement of human knowledge and then eat and Denny’s after or something. The actual story involved some farm boy asking for their help regarding a werewolf and him becoming close friends with them. This never fully panned out (just one of those story ideas you get in a burst of creativity and than have a hard time fleshing out) but I realized I basically imagined the supernatural group as the cast of Check Please. So I figure why not make some related head-canons (good god why was this opening so long).
•So basically a lot of supernatural crap happens in Samwell Massachusetts (it is New England after all), so many groups have been formed in the past, but most couldn’t quite work together well or were just friends who knew jack about beasts and magic.
• That is until we get a perfect combination to start a paranormal investigation business: a metaphysical and superstitious jock type guy, a foul mouthed Bostonian who doesn’t know a whole lot of supernatural stuff but who’s loyal to a daily and will literally do anything, and a stoic yet caring French Canadian who has that classic “legacy of monster hunters” (like in this AU Bad Bob killed vampires) and a prolific Journal.
• So anyway say Shitty and Johnson are already friends and say a witch or something is really messing with their lives. They try to deal with it themselves but they bite off more than they can chew and almost die, that is until mysterious Jack Zimmerman shows up out of nowhere and pulls some cool supernatural stuff to get the witch, but it doesn’t quite work.
•Shitty and Johnson thank Jack (Johnson probably says some crap about how the story can finally start getting good), but Jack is all angry and stoic cuz this is Year 1 Jack mixed with your typical “monster Hunter who probably has a super sad backstory involving his parents and monsters” so yeah things are slow at first but Shitty and Johnson insist on working with him since the Witch was really pissing them off (and Johnson needs this AU to go somewhere).
•cue an epic series where the three of them work together to hunt down the witch and all bond over random crap, and Jack opens up about his tragic backstory a little bit, and there’s world building regarding how they hunt monsters. Eventually they track the witch down to some crazy looking house and after an epic and very emotional battle they banish her using the same thing Jack tried earlier but it works cuz it’s with all three of them since teamworks cures all. After that they decide that they should do this more often and decide to make the old, decrepit house into an old decrepit Haus.
That’s all I got, I know it’s painfully unoriginal but I had a lot of fun and like the AU (who knows maybe I may actually write it someday). And then I can make sequels that bring in Ransom, Holster, Lardo, Bitty, Olly and Wicky, the Frogs, the Tadpoles, Waffles, Tater probably, and Kent Parson cuz of course he’s involved somehow.