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1 year ago
This is so “I was born in the wrong generation cringe” of me, but I am so sad that video game toll lines, the kinds where a game manual or magazine would have a phone number to call if you were stuck so somebody reading a book of common problems could tell you what you were doing wrong and give tips, aren’t a thing anymore because ranting to random people about Castlevania all day is exactly all I wanna do most of the time.
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it’s also all I know how to do
consistently and reliably at least
there’s no jobs comparable to this anymore
all require like constant content making and I just cannot
I’d be a game streamer if my voice wasn’t a nightmare
curse you stutters mumbling and lack of pitch and volume control
I feel like I’d also make a lot of weird noises and blurt out stuff
but not in a quirky likeable way like Markiplier or something
even then like who watches someone who does only Castlevania streams
I mean I do but
I’ve scrolled to the end of results for Castlevania on YouTube
multiple times
and no game journalism sites or whatever is doing anything Castlevania related cause there hasn’t been a game in 11 years
why didn’t I get emotionally attached to like making money or something
no only silly vampire hunter game
I just noticed that like a whole part of a sentence was missing
bruh moment