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Hi don’t hate me but since you did so good on Seunghoon emerald mood board I thought I could request the rest of the guys because i kept think of colors for them 😬😬 Yungsung-baby blue Hoyeon-light brown or gray/silver Siheon-honey Minhyuk-forest green Yeonkuk- fire red Junyong-mustard yellow Shia-lavender Daewon-rose pink or navy I left optional colors cause I couldn’t pick. I know you have a life so please don’t feel like you need to do this all at once or done soon take your time have fun
Why would I hate you? It’s the other way around~ i love you for requesting more♡ I will try to get to them soon but i can’t promise when I will do them. One at a time most likely. Starting on monday my 4weeks of overwork start xD means i work 6/7. But next week i at least shouldn’t work till too late. Another week later it will be 6/7 and 10+/24 so i won’t be that active with my own content. If all works out i will have done your request before this starts, so no worries♡
a shitty guide to noir
Noir; 9 talented, beautiful, cute, lovable, funny, amazing boys under Luk Factory
And as their name suggests, they have the dark, action movie concepts
Debuted on April 8th, 2018 with Gangsta.
So, we don’t have a fandom name or stuff like that yet. BUT THEY LOVE US SO MUCH I SWEAR IT’S SO PRECIOUS we also have very few translators and content creators, I feel like there are 10 people trying their best lmao
They’re doing well as a rookie group, have their fans but not a lot of people know them yet, so we try and hype them up as much as possible to gain more attention because once you get to know them, you will instantly fall in love (well that happened to me so I can prove it).
Their youtube channel for all the good stuff; reality shows, covers, mvs and teasers.
Here are two unhelpful youtube guides for clips: one, two!
Now, for the members:
Shin Seunghoon:

1993.05.30
leader, main rapper
has the leader qualities, like being a dad, done with everything, etc.
koala
participates in producing, writes all of his raps –> rap god
rude on stage and wants to look professional on tv
but has the cutest dimple smile and smiles fondly at his members stupidity
loves his members and is really thankful for them and for finally being able to debut
Kim Yeonkuk:

1995.02.08.
vocalist
either very very cute or very very rude there’s no in-between
afraid of everything
has the best reactions
is a bit shy and has that cute lil shy smile it’s adorable
smirks and pouts a lot
look at him he’s so beautiful
Lee Junyong:

1995.03.01.
main vocal
his voice is one of the best in the whole history of kpop, I am not being biased at all, I say it in whole seriousness, it is that good
loud
joined a bit later than the others, as in, they already recorded a predebut reality show and a trip to Hong Kong where they filmed a music video for Become a Star
but is loved very much so you wouldn’t ever know
the confident gay loves affection, is very affectionate
but really, you can’t not love him
Nam Yunsung:

1996.08.29.
multifunctional member
seems cute in this gif, right? well he’s not
attractive and knows it
like he’s hella rude I feel attacked every time I look at him –> unofficial bias wrecker
either an excited cute puppy or “how dare you bitch stop it”
loud
Kim Siheon:

1997.12.23.
multifunctional member
the 4D member
has a unique sense of humor but it’s great
honey honey siheonie
pretty quiet
is very fucking rude on stage, he has that gaze ugh
Ryu Hoyeon:

1998.02.06.
main dancer
shark
actual kpop trash
THE BIGGEST HIT ON THIS STAGE
does dance tutorials for his fans on vlive like when will your faves ever
very cute but never trust a dancer
made the international fanbase his bitch he’s the most popular among overseas fans
Yang Siha:

1998.03.09.
main vocal
small and cute
I swear he actually has some braincells
gives off mom vibes
would destroy your kneecaps if you called him short
soothing voice
really charming, like you don’t know why you just love him uwu
Kim Minhyuk:

1998.03.18.
rapper
chipmunk
sunshine
the cutest
if you don’t want to give him the world you’re lying to yourself
has some major amount of charisma on stage like holy shit where did my sunshine go??
Kim Daewon:

2000.04.18.
maknae, multifunctional member
still has his baby cheeks
small baby, must be protected
never trust a dancer 2.0
“you should be in kindergarten not being rude on a stage”
ambitious and confident
he has a unique voice
SUPPORT THEIR COMEBACK, AIRPLANE MODE!
Masterlist
>> Fake Texts
All / AUs:
Boyfriends: [Seunghoon] [Yeonkuk] [Junyong] [Yunsung] [Siheon] [Hoyeon] [Siha] [Minhyuk] [Daewon]
Royalty au masterlist
Reactions & others:
Noir’s types
Noir being jealous because they see a guy approaching you
Endearing names the boys would call you
Noir’s reaction when you learn the choreography of Airplane Mode in a day
Seunghoon:
“Be mine. Please.”
Yeonkuk:
Teach me how to kiss
Junyong:
Yunsung:
Siheon:
Hoyeon:
Siha:
Minhyuk:
“I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”
“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”
Daewon:

excuse me but why is this child biting his members (this is not the first time and i’m sure not the last) #sharkboyhoyeon
i’m also concerned that the other members are just watching like it’s completely normal
Hi!! I’m a new noir stan and wanted to know how it’s easiest to know the members! I can tell Seunghoon, Yeonkuk, and Minhyuk apart from the others, sometimes I can pick Hoyeon out, but how can I learn the others quick and easy?
Sorry thistook a lil longer to answer, but I thought I’d do this for every member, so itmight help other new fans too^^ (describing them was actually harder thanexpected, so I’ll add pictures and gifs too – I will put all of this under thecut I hope I didn’t get too cracky and that this is actually helpful - also if any of you have better ways of describing them or if I missed an important detail, please let me know and I will add it!)
Keep reading
Guide To Noir VLIVEs
I assume no normal person would want to watch hour long lives without understanding anything but as we all know, I’m not a normal person so I hope you find my efforts useful!
Note 1: I’m gonna update this list as I watch more and more and as they’re doing new lives
Note 2: Noir is under a curse named bad internet connection so “part 1, 2″ refers to those cases when connection was cut, “video 1,2 etc” refers to completely different videos
Subbed:
Noir’s first time on vlive part 1 | part 2
Noir showing and explaining their signatures part 1 | part 2
One month since debut
Just communicating with fans
Talking about their trip to China & folding paper roses for coming of age day (i swear you could learn so much about their personalities from this one)
Car washing (iconic, must watch)
Not subbed, all of them:
Noir art class part 1 | part 2
Noir mukbang (food bought by the CEO)
On the way home
Reporter Hoyeon in the waiting room
Noir’s brain structure part 1 | part 2
Noir playing rhythm games part 1 | part 2 (subs won’t make much of a difference)
Noir playing blowing games (idk how to explain but you’ll understand if you watch it, please watch it I have tears in my eyes from laughing)
Karaoke (subs won’t save you from this whole mess)
Noir playing telepathy games
Noir playing more telepathy games
Noir playing word guessing games
Noir’s psychology game (I beg someone translate this, they’re talking about the important things and I can’t understand sdjfslfjsd)
Noir attempting to communicate with fans but just being a mess by themselves
Picnic at Han River
Soccer ball juggling competition
Noir playing badminton part 1 (it started raining so they had to pause the live and wait until the rain stops lmao) | part 2
They’re playing Twister
Noir telling ghost stories part 1 | part 2 (now this is especially fun to watch if you don’t understand Korean because you won’t get scared but you can watch them freak out and scaring each other)
Noir Game Zone (but 80% of this is just hitting each other with the toy hammer)
Noir giving spoilers for the Topgun comeback
Airplane Mode comeback live (fanchant guide, Gift dance practice) part 1 | part 2
Noir reacting to Airplane Mode mv
After Simply K-Pop prerecording
Not much, just communicating with fans
Noir at Han River after performing on Cultwo Show Radio Concert
Noir playing part 1 | part 2
On the way home, be careful not to catch a cold!!!!
Seunghoon’s designer studio: our fashionable leader designing clothes - originally, but mostly just being very boyfriend material, video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4 | video 5
Yeonkuk & Yunsung’s mukbang: how to be very extra while eating, video 1 | video 2 | video 3
Yeonkuk’s Playlist: I have no idea what this is supposed to be about but Yeonkuk!! video 1
Minhyuk & Yunsung cooking: please don’t give Yunsung a knife, video 1
World Cup Commentary with Junyong: I know it’s not his solo v but it might as well be; video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4
Junyong & Siha’s karaoke: video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4
Siheon’s art class: basically, Siheon drawing caricatures of the members (he’s actually good at drawing) video 1 | video 2 | video 3 | video 4
Hoyeon’s dance class: kpop dance tutorials, he’s a great teacher!! BTS - Fake Love | Seventeen - Oh My! | BTS - Idol | Noir - Airplane Mode | Monsta x - Shoot Out
Minhyuk’s challenges: him doing challenges, it’s funny, he’s so stupid and doesn’t know how to give up, challenge 1 | challenge 2: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | challenge 3
Daewon’s experiments: this painfully reminds me of Minhyuk’s challenges tbh; video 1: part 1 | part 2, video 2
Daewon is a poet: Daewon writing cheesy poems, video 1: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | video 2
Individual content switch (Minhyuk, Yeonkuk and Yunsung drew their original content):
Content evaluation and switching
Siha is a poet
Daewon’s dance class (BTS - Anpanman)
Seunghoon’s art class
Junyong & Siheon’s karaoke: part 1 | part 2
Hoyeon’s designer studio (THIS IS WHERE HE STARTED MAKING THE IRON MAN MASK!!!!!!!!!!)
Events:
100 days with Noir part 1 | part 2
200 days with Noir
Halloween (2018)
Pepero Day (2018)
After Daewon’s CSAT
Birthdays:
Seunghoon’s birthday (2018)
Yunsung’s birthday (2018)
181023 instagram update
@noir_official__: *Watch out for chest pain because it’s so cute and lovely #When_Yeonkuk_and_Siha_found_the_camera_in_the_practice_room 😍
translations: © noir philippines | do not take/post without credit.




Daewon vs bug
0:1 tbh