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6 years ago

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Grocery Store: *plays Some Funky 80s Song*

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6 years ago

The Wiggles are therefore superior

Music is just wiggling air


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6 years ago
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾


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6 years ago

My heart goes out to Brazil. Stay strong and hopeful ❤


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6 years ago
mdnghtfae

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6 years ago

This is random and not even related to kpop but I wish Jaime Escalante had been my math teacher. I recently read a book about him and I've never been so involved with a book about anybody. It really touched me and just wow. He was so passionate about his job and proved Latinos could get places if you just pushed them hard enough, and he convinced them that they could go far in life


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6 years ago
Guys Who Complain About The Friendzone Often Dont Care About Their Female Friends Personal Boundaries,

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene


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5 years ago

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby


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5 years ago

opportunity rover: my battery is low and it is getting dark

me, already on the phone begging nasa to send me to mars so i can help her:

Opportunity Rover: My Battery Is Low And It Is Getting Dark

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5 years ago

At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job.  At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer. 

At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school.   At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.

At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter.  At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker.  At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career and landed his first movie role at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first major movie role until he was 46.

Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow won the Academy Award for Best Director when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it. 

Never tell yourself you missed your chance. 

Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough. 

You can do it. Whatever it is. 


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5 years ago
(Quiz: Buzzfeed Test To Guess Your Height)

(Quiz: Buzzfeed test to guess your height)

Result = 5’8” (172cm)

mmm…. no, nice try tho


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5 years ago

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total loss. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. đź’–đź’•


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5 years ago

due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby


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5 years ago
R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .


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5 years ago

in 2019 we stop guilt tripping people into forgetting the struggles you caused them


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5 years ago

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?


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5 years ago

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 


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5 years ago

Urgent

Hi so im having problems with my mom and shes currently living somewhere else for a bit and wont help me with bills when its her home i still need to fix the heater and do many other things and it’s taking a toll on my body please help me if you can


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