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unreone
1 year ago

Pretty sure this bit's my 2020's era lolll

FLIP TO BASICS AU

Pretty Sure This Bit's My 2020's Era Lolll

An AU where instead of the Army, Flippy goes to HTFied Hell's Kitchen. He came in wishing to become a great chef, He came out as How to Basics. His therapist advice him to blog his cooking to take his mind off the bad experiences but when he sees eggs, he will turn to Fliqpy, who is a chaotic maniac that loves breaking eggs and stuffs

Pretty Sure This Bit's My 2020's Era Lolll
Pretty Sure This Bit's My 2020's Era Lolll
Pretty Sure This Bit's My 2020's Era Lolll

Transcript:

Flippy: (eyes closed) Hey FLAKES! Try out my biscuits! It's FREE

Flaky: Wow! How generous of you! 'Why he have a camera?'

BOX: Basic Biscuits — MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF TOO MUCH EGGS, PEANUT, HEAD OF A FISH, CHICKEN, SALIVA, AND CRITTER'S FLESH

Flaky: I'm sorry MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF WHAT?

Fliqpy: It's fReE

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unreone's old art unreone ramblings how to basics htf flippy htf fliqpy htf au i like to imagine that Flaky said what not because of the obviously concerning ingredients but from the fact it contained peanuts at all wait DID FLIQPY MADE THE PACKAGING FOR THE BISCUITS???? onfggg
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