Not Dehydrated To Hell And Back - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago
hockey players are hot bc of the everyone is beautiful no one is horny thing btw... they're nasty and sweaty and have broken noses and missing teeth and fuckoff giant hands and they're also buff but in like a functional way where they don't have like Chiseled Statue Muscles and they nine times out of ten will look like a regular Guy. and this is attractive
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one side of their smile is a little wider than the other
if they have teeth then at least one of them is fake
crooked noses from getting them broken
not dehydrated to hell and back
socialized to enjoy hugs
and also we cannot let this post exist without mentioning the hockey ass which is important but also a sidenote