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hockey players are hot bc of the everyone is beautiful no one is horny thing btw... they're nasty and sweaty and have broken noses and missing teeth and fuckoff giant hands and they're also buff but in like a functional way where they don't have like Chiseled Statue Muscles and they nine times out of ten will look like a regular Guy. and this is attractive

For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

This is me................. If you even care................. 😒

I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Creating this post so everyone can spam me with boops idc who you are BUT DO IT

(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)

Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???

EDIT 2: I CAN'T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I'LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE

EDIT 3 EDITED BC UHHHH

COMMENT IF YOU WANT BOOP SPAM OMG AHHHHH 😭

hey i went to pretty magical princess girl town and everyone knew you there btw

psst. take my quiz to find out what song off "i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love" you are + a little note from me and some advice <3

my cells are heart shaped

art parallels jeremy lipking, federico zandomeneghi, serge marshennikov, allan douglas davidson, svetlana tartakovska

"I long for you; I who usually longs without longing, as though I am unconscious and absorbed in neutrality and apathy, really, utterly long for every bit of you."

Letters to Milena, Franz Kafka

"Death must be so beautiful. to lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. to have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. to forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace. you can help me. you can open for me the portals of death's house, for love is always with you, and love is stronger than death is" with such ease? to touch my soul so casually?

— Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

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your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

guy who has tons of rizz when it's on his terms but if anyone tries to flirt with him he freezes and hits them with the prey animal stare

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Only the ✨essentials✨

lying in your bed

as lights dance across the ceiling