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kids who had an "I'm an animal", cat girl, or puppy boy phase are either... autistic, an osdd/did system, a furry, or like being collared in bed. sorry, i don't make the rules.

.....you're probs lgbtq too.

I had a dream about this post.

I had sex with a radish.

The dream started with someone hooded saying "when something is kinda rad... but isn't tooo rad" and then this human sized radish springs from his cloak (this radish was Not humanised in any form - no eyes, no ears, no legs, no eyes, nor mouth or eyes)

And it made sounds like sharp knives on wooden cutting boards every time it moved.

It did not have any way of manhandling dream me but..

it

fucked me

it seemed to smile as it somehow shimmied off my clothing, and the radish seemed to smirk at me and tease me more than many men would ever...

but i was fucked by a radish in my dream.

how? i do not know. it had no hands, nor feet, nor penis

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad